The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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State Minister

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05.09.2024 07:31:36
Daphnee_Mino

LOVE myscene so much! 

05.09.2024 07:31:36

Citizen

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05.09.2024 09:25:16
Merv DePerv

cannabisbimbo wrote: (original post HERE)
I’m glad you’re free and so is your credit card, but there’s gotta be something in the T’s and C’s about calling out your wife’s gold plated butt plug? Downvote was from me.
I can understand the downvote!  I'm not good with social media, thought i was sending an email,
Didn’t know I was telling the world about your 24ct Gold Butt Plug!!!  
There are Ts & Cs for this site?

05.09.2024 09:25:16

Fashion Police

Level 126
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Posts 301
05.09.2024 14:19:02
cannabisbimbo

Well, this is an official Ximboland news source, so I can't tell you to pull up bing.com and search "perv rules on twitter." To find terms and conditions, click on the hot pink words at the bottom of the website or try pressing the command key and F key at the same time and type out terms and conditions. Unless you are on a PC, in which case you'll need to consult your attorney. (Quick q- can we add me to your bank account, like today???)

05.09.2024 14:19:02
State Minister

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Posts 2264
05.09.2024 17:06:31
Daphnee_Mino





05.09.2024 17:06:31

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07.09.2024 14:38:02
KatieBoutique

BREAKING NEWS

@Merv DePerv

...has just been hired to host his own show.

THAT IS ALL
DeSlayyycast

07.09.2024 14:38:02
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Citizen

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Posts 30
07.09.2024 15:11:49
Merv DePerv

New host is waiting on his agent to negotiate the lucrative contract.
Feeling like Hawk Tuah from the spring factory.


07.09.2024 15:11:49

State Minister

Level 52
Sex Appeal 110563
Reputation 73557
Posts 2264
07.09.2024 15:48:14
Daphnee_Mino

Is anyone hiring for co-host? I mean i am hired, but i’ve kinda just been eating the snacks and opening the guest gifts in the dressing room, its been really fun!

07.09.2024 15:48:14

Citizen

Level 22
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Reputation 7499
Posts 153
07.09.2024 17:05:05
Dogu_Mino

AD BREAK

sponsored by dogu mino… ME!

what if i came over and stared at you like this





07.09.2024 17:05:05
Join the ximfluencer outfit contest in Agnostica town halls! 


State Minister

Level 52
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Posts 2264
07.09.2024 17:15:05
Daphnee_Mino

Thanks to my twinzie for the add break so i can deliver the 

BREAKING NEWS

the elections are close everybody! A close look at the signatures show us that me, daphnee mino, is not the only candidate for the state minister for agnostica. The opposer is HER WIFE carcrashbimbo!!! But thats not even the news dear viewers. The news is that carcrash is still encouraging the agnosticans to go ahead and vote for me, daphnee mino. Well, can you tell we have a rocky relationship? 
Is she playing a game with the agnostican voters, or has the hot ex anti-theocran bimbo just had a little too much to drink at her hot spot over on table 7??

stay tuned to find out what our hosts think!

this was daphnee mino’s first piece on slayycast everybody thanks for tuning in and dont forget to check out dogu!





07.09.2024 17:15:05

Citizen

Level 54
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07.09.2024 17:27:51
CarCrashBimbo

Street Katie made me do it!
@StreetKatie

07.09.2024 17:27:51
Please put down the broomstick and the cat

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