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Jack Hammer
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 101653
Reputation: 19342
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
28.08.2024 15:06:40
Jack Hammer

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
but if they message me with proof they bought a year of senatorship for each account ill unjail them.
A Minister of Justice openly soliciting for bribes?! I hate to tell you this, champ, but that’s straight-up corruption, if not outright extortion.

You should be brought up on charges for this. 

Seriously.

28.08.2024 15:06:40
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
29.08.2024 14:05:27
craigslist-stripper

“shut up and buy some bimbo dollars”

     - Chris SweetasNuts 

29.08.2024 14:05:27

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42648
Posts: 1912
Atheista
29.08.2024 20:50:58
Bimbo Pimp

Shut up and buy some bimbo dollars vs buy some bimbo dollars and I'll unjail you. Does that ring the same to you people? lmao 

29.08.2024 20:50:58
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
29.08.2024 21:30:03
craigslist-stripper

vs. nutboy acct #6598 popping up lol

you three (katie, jack, and pimple) were so excited to say shut up and give chris your money when it was about people using crazes to earn lots of bimbo dollars. but as soon as dean jokes about getting the trolls to actually support the site rather than bring it down, you all go clutching for your pearls. do you guys even play the game at all or do you just log on to complain? nutboys in jail is a positive for literally everyone… except you three whiners for some fucking reason

29.08.2024 21:30:03

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42648
Posts: 1912
Atheista
29.08.2024 21:48:52
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah idk about that Incest-Dribble, Chris didn't jail anyone and told them to buy their way out. Again your moral code is so screwed up. You are a fucking whiner right now btw :3 stop whining about other people whining! oh mah gaawd! By the way Gods tots love me!! :D

29.08.2024 21:48:52
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
29.08.2024 22:06:48
craigslist-stripper

and you clearly know nothing about the original miss bimbo game. great chat pimple, misinformed as ever!

29.08.2024 22:06:48

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42648
Posts: 1912
Atheista
29.08.2024 23:47:56
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah whatever Incest-Dribble, I played in the old Miss Bimbo but you know everything while understanding nothing. Those two statements are not the same. One tells you to shut up and buy stuff, and the other asks for a bribe. wow, there is a difference, I educate you bitch! :D You're welcome! 


29.08.2024 23:47:56
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
30.08.2024 01:58:47
craigslist-stripper

ok come back at me when dean is threatening the nutboys with costly legal action lol until then im done with this conversation, you’re incredibly stupid and boring

maybe shut up and buy some bimbo dollars? then your existence on this site wouldnt be a total waste 

30.08.2024 01:58:47

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201443
Reputation: 42648
Posts: 1912
Atheista
30.08.2024 02:32:13
Bimbo Pimp

Okie dokie Incest-Sheeple, I'll do what I want as always and tell you to kindly fuck off to the moon and back. I am a gift to this world and you are just jealous as fuck because the gods love me and I have awesome parents. oh well :3 

30.08.2024 02:32:13
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CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11632
Posts: 605
Agnostica
30.08.2024 14:23:59
CarCrashBimbo

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
and you clearly know nothing about the original miss bimbo game. great chat pimple, misinformed as ever!
And there it is.  Your hatred of our beloved owner dates back 20 years.
We are in a New Era, Shiro.  
The Dumpster Gang is no longer relevant.
I mean…really girl.  Step into 2024.  And change your sig.  It’s so dated.  Good lard…

30.08.2024 14:23:59

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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