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28.08.2024 15:06:40
Jack Hammer

Dean Winchester wrote: (original post HERE)
but if they message me with proof they bought a year of senatorship for each account ill unjail them.
A Minister of Justice openly soliciting for bribes?! I hate to tell you this, champ, but that’s straight-up corruption, if not outright extortion.

You should be brought up on charges for this. 

Seriously.

28.08.2024 15:06:40
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29.08.2024 14:05:27
craigslist-stripper

“shut up and buy some bimbo dollars”

     - Chris SweetasNuts 

29.08.2024 14:05:27

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29.08.2024 20:50:58
Bimbo Pimp

Shut up and buy some bimbo dollars vs buy some bimbo dollars and I'll unjail you. Does that ring the same to you people? lmao 

29.08.2024 20:50:58
   
                                                              
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29.08.2024 21:30:03
craigslist-stripper

vs. nutboy acct #6598 popping up lol

you three (katie, jack, and pimple) were so excited to say shut up and give chris your money when it was about people using crazes to earn lots of bimbo dollars. but as soon as dean jokes about getting the trolls to actually support the site rather than bring it down, you all go clutching for your pearls. do you guys even play the game at all or do you just log on to complain? nutboys in jail is a positive for literally everyone… except you three whiners for some fucking reason

29.08.2024 21:30:03

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29.08.2024 21:48:52
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah idk about that Incest-Dribble, Chris didn't jail anyone and told them to buy their way out. Again your moral code is so screwed up. You are a fucking whiner right now btw :3 stop whining about other people whining! oh mah gaawd! By the way Gods tots love me!! :D

29.08.2024 21:48:52
   
                                                              
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29.08.2024 22:06:48
craigslist-stripper

and you clearly know nothing about the original miss bimbo game. great chat pimple, misinformed as ever!

29.08.2024 22:06:48

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29.08.2024 23:47:56
Bimbo Pimp

Yeah whatever Incest-Dribble, I played in the old Miss Bimbo but you know everything while understanding nothing. Those two statements are not the same. One tells you to shut up and buy stuff, and the other asks for a bribe. wow, there is a difference, I educate you bitch! :D You're welcome! 


29.08.2024 23:47:56
   
                                                              
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30.08.2024 01:58:47
craigslist-stripper

ok come back at me when dean is threatening the nutboys with costly legal action lol until then im done with this conversation, you’re incredibly stupid and boring

maybe shut up and buy some bimbo dollars? then your existence on this site wouldnt be a total waste 

30.08.2024 01:58:47

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30.08.2024 02:32:13
Bimbo Pimp

Okie dokie Incest-Sheeple, I'll do what I want as always and tell you to kindly fuck off to the moon and back. I am a gift to this world and you are just jealous as fuck because the gods love me and I have awesome parents. oh well :3 

30.08.2024 02:32:13
   
                                                              
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30.08.2024 14:23:59
CarCrashBimbo

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
and you clearly know nothing about the original miss bimbo game. great chat pimple, misinformed as ever!
And there it is.  Your hatred of our beloved owner dates back 20 years.
We are in a New Era, Shiro.  
The Dumpster Gang is no longer relevant.
I mean…really girl.  Step into 2024.  And change your sig.  It’s so dated.  Good lard…

30.08.2024 14:23:59
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