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09.01.2024
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112282
Posts: 3404
Secville
22.07.2024 22:26:07
KatieBoutique

You’re hired.  Full posting privileges granted.  Make yourself at home.  

22.07.2024 22:26:07

Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602781
Reputation: 60259
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
22.07.2024 22:29:55
Pollyx

daphne on request i think you should do a piece on your favorite shop items or underrated shop items and reasons why. your unique expertise would be hilarious and informative. mtv cribs but it's daphne mino's closet

22.07.2024 22:29:55
Spooky Surprises SALE event - new shop items from now until Halloween, don't wait!
Check out my MoF reelection manifesto here!
★ Subscribe to the New Shop Items thread to get updates about what's been added recently! ★
Lower activity due to an ongoing urgent IRL situation, schedule unpredictable, sorry!
Here
is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda!

 

QXimbo
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3631
Reputation: 2664
Posts: 72
Reasonopia
23.07.2024 00:48:32
QXimbo

Give me a show.  I’ll do it for free.  I’m now blocked by 8 of these conspiracy nuts.

Q XIMBO SHOW

23.07.2024 00:48:32
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
creepfish
Level 69
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 261838
Reputation: 15579
Posts: 67
Atheista
23.07.2024 06:49:07
creepfish

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
Breaking News: PLAN G.O. ACTIVATED That is all…for now.
lol shit was that me inadvertently? i just wanted to praise my dark lord and saviour cthulhumbre in the crisp novembre rain

23.07.2024 06:49:07
    

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67764
Reputation: 52634
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
23.07.2024 06:56:03
Daphnee_Mino

Pollyx wrote: (original post HERE)
daphne on request i think you should do a piece on your favorite shop items or underrated shop items and reasons why. your unique expertise would be hilarious and informative. mtv cribs but it's daphne mino's closet
That sounds lika a super fun idea! Also very expected and good from a minister of fashion candidate


dark lord and saviour cthulhumbre in the crisp novembre rain NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP

im wondering cthulhumbre is exatly hmm ctulhu

23.07.2024 06:56:03
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
creepfish
Level 69
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 261838
Reputation: 15579
Posts: 67
Atheista
23.07.2024 07:21:45
creepfish

i for one look forward to the month of our dark lord ... it's said to arrive in the early stirrings of octubre (at least, from what i can remembre)

23.07.2024 07:21:45
    

QXimbo
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3631
Reputation: 2664
Posts: 72
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 04:46:01
QXimbo

Katie Boutique I just worked hard and got a job as a TV Film extra I am a hard worker and I am motivated and can be a very good asset to your tv station.  You don’t have to give me a show I will make coffee and serve snacks to the stars and I’ll even go buy a bouncers uniform and guard the entrance and keep out toxic serial blockers who I imagine are the people who burned your business to the ground before.  

Just say the word and I’ll be there ready to do whatever you ask of me.

Q Ximbo

24.07.2024 04:46:01
“Pay no attention to that bunny behind the curtain!”
                      The bunny behind the curtain
*********Q*******The Bunny Party********Q*********
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67764
Reputation: 52634
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
24.07.2024 09:15:17
Daphnee_Mino

Katie Boutique am lazy and i was so fucking drunk last night.  You have to give me snacks i am a pro in snack actually maybe i will bring some to the office too. Also LOL block bastards

Just say the word and I’ll be there ready to do whatever you ask of me.

Daphnee mino

24.07.2024 09:15:17
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173627
Reputation: 12709
Posts: 790
Reasonopia
24.07.2024 09:37:56
Slayyyocrates

There is some talent showing up.  I will handle Security.  I'm drafting a Security Plan (S) as I speak.
No one is going to burn this place down again.

This frees Q X up for other things.
I suggest seeing Slayto in her office.
First things first.  Get Daphnee some snacks.

SOC SEC

24.07.2024 09:37:56
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

XOD of Bimboland
Level 31
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 21903
Reputation: 6075
Posts: 368
Secville
29.07.2024 16:19:57
XOD of Bimboland

I would like to have a show on Sunday Nights:

Live From The Occupied Secville Townhall with XOD and ComBrats

29.07.2024 16:19:57

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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