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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112282
Posts: 3404
Secville
25.04.2024 17:06:38
KatieBoutique


Months ago there was a debate about getting rid of the Thumbs Down button.
The button was left as it is.
I think it is time that everyone
Who wanted that Thumbs Down Button Removed
Show up and say, in unison:

Thank Xod the Thumbs Down Button Wasn't Removed!



25.04.2024 17:06:38

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67764
Reputation: 52634
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
26.04.2024 21:07:44
Daphnee_Mino

i like the thumbs down button... it shows me how many people I should be threatening by showing up in their home directly...


26.04.2024 21:07:44
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SinksTears
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1111200
Reputation: 74832
Posts: 1724
Antitheocra
26.04.2024 21:34:23
SinksTears

YouTube wanna be... STOP TRYING TO REMOVE DISLIKES MAN!! YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HATE YOU!!

26.04.2024 21:34:23
 
 
 

Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778971
Reputation: 54854
Posts: 1917
Atheista
27.04.2024 02:28:38
Timothee Chatroulette

i have an extension that lets you see number of youtube downvotes hehe

27.04.2024 02:28:38
  
SinksTears
Level 112
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1111200
Reputation: 74832
Posts: 1724
Antitheocra
27.04.2024 02:45:24
SinksTears

Exactly, I gotta see the majorities opinion <333

27.04.2024 02:45:24
 
 
 

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74701
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
27.04.2024 13:44:43
bxdcherri

I don’t think removing the dislikes button is a smart idea. If it upsets people, get over it, it literally means nothing in your day to day life

27.04.2024 13:44:43

Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602781
Reputation: 60259
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
27.04.2024 16:30:37
Pollyx

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special extra prizes for antitheocrans, and any antitheocra citizens who join will get 50D at the end (or more if you win)!!


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27.04.2024 16:30:37
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201463
Reputation: 42692
Posts: 1912
Atheista
27.04.2024 19:36:07
Bimbo Pimp

I like and dislike the thumbs down button. On one side it is good for ratios on the other people use it in lieu of intellectual discussions.


27.04.2024 19:36:07
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112282
Posts: 3404
Secville
28.04.2024 23:22:02
KatieBoutique




FIRST! I saw it!



THAT IS ALL




28.04.2024 23:22:02

SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
29.04.2024 14:42:22
SweetasNuts parody

Your late to teh party Miss Bimbo had outfit changes for at least 3 days already. failing in your role as minister of fashion and now as breaking news.
Funny Very GIF - Funny Very Sloth GIFs

29.04.2024 14:42:22
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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