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Hera_
Level 261
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17535771
Reputation: 105707
Posts: 440
Antitheocra
02.04.2024 13:06:51
Hera_

tbh i feel like katie has the same vibe as cleff from toontown

02.04.2024 13:06:51
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
02.04.2024 13:09:32
SweetasNuts parody

I vote Honey Bee for trial.

Honey Beee
wrote:
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER wrote:
Iona, dont hate SweetasNuts because you are not him
dont hate him - hate yourself

I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Bimboland down.


This is an example of treason. You are  undermining and trying to bring down our republic.
You have been warned


Honey Beee wrote:
I cannot emphasize how much he does not care about this community lol. Cancel your senatorships! Do not give Bimboland your money…

Unfortunately we lose another wonderful PH member. Wishing you the best iowa on your next endeavors, you and the rest of the PH did the best you could with the resources that you had.

Are you going to cancel your senatorship and resign from your position following teh steps of pxdcherri and iona?

Ban me!! I’d love to see it LOL!!! And my senatorship has BEEN cancelled love


02.04.2024 13:09:32
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
02.04.2024 13:09:51
Honey Beee

Yay ok 

02.04.2024 13:09:51

CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11635
Posts: 605
Agnostica
02.04.2024 22:37:04
CarCrashBimbo



02.04.2024 22:37:04

princesspixie
Level 270
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20818090
Reputation: 228074
Posts: 3160
Atheista
03.04.2024 00:00:09
princesspixie



03.04.2024 00:00:09

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74701
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 13:02:39
bxdcherri

I don’t see the point in monetarily supporting a site where hate speech is allowed and citizens will be put on trial at any given time for the bogus reason of “bad fashion” 

03.04.2024 13:02:39

Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 14:44:44
Abu Hamza

SinksTears wrote:
What's the point of "campaigning to the masses" if the only people who "matter"(/CAN VOTE) are the people paying for senatorship??
everyone can agree with this i think. it is very unislamic to me at least.

a better option would be to make a law so only people who can correctly answer questions about quran get a vote. 


03.04.2024 14:44:44
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112283
Posts: 3404
Secville
03.04.2024 15:45:17
KatieBoutique

Some of you may think this poll is a joke. It isn't.
https://ximbo.land/forum/official-poll-for-prime-ximbo-elections-next-month/t14457

Be sure to vote. The results will be shown on the 15th.
Notice the Muslim Gang is now following me everywhere.
My own bestie crashed a car into KSLA and burned it to the ground.

See you at Table 7.

03.04.2024 15:45:17

Abu Hamza
Level 28
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 16074
Reputation: 10530
Posts: 523
Reasonopia
03.04.2024 16:56:28
Abu Hamza

salam my sister katie. i am not surprised someone with your high spirituality believes they are being followed.

there is no muslim gang as far as i know, the only true active muslims i've come across are me and my wife who doesn't speak on here. (أنا لا أسمح لها)
if there was indeed a muslim gang somewhere in this land, i would already have joined them and would not feel so alone. 

do you want to tell us more about this car crash? do you need us to pray for you or anyone?

inshallah you will find the will to pick up quran one day, i think you could find many answers. peace be with you, and anyone reading this.





03.04.2024 16:56:28
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112283
Posts: 3404
Secville
03.04.2024 22:39:37
KatieBoutique

There is a higher spiritual being in Ximboland than even XOD himself.

who is he?

Maat

go have a look at his page.

03.04.2024 22:39:37

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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