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SweetasNuts fanboy
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 833
Reputation: 1915
Posts: 146
Reasonopia
09.03.2024 21:20:44
SweetasNuts fanboy

Digusting, despicable move from Prime Ximbo Cherri that we now need permission to open new topics. Pink house tab says Reasonopia have no State Minister. More proof of the tyrant government we are under. - https://ximbo.land/forum/does-reasomopia-need-a-fill-in-state-minister/t14363#post_1063496

09.03.2024 21:20:44
Teh pink house claimed i was SweetasNuts alt even though my username has fanboy and from different state.  They do not know what they doin.
The clue is in the name - The Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Shut up and buy Ximboland history book!
Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602791
Reputation: 60273
Posts: 1166
Antitheocra
09.03.2024 21:34:39
Pollyx

Make sure you subscribe by clicking the circle next to this thread in the list of forum posts, that will make sure you get updates for the Slayyycast in the future (and any other threads you may want to follow)! <3

09.03.2024 21:34:39
Spooky Surprises SALE event - new shop items from now until Halloween, don't wait!
Check out my MoF reelection manifesto here!
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Lower activity due to an ongoing urgent IRL situation, schedule unpredictable, sorry!
Here
is my well-sourced educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians in Gaza and across Palestine as a whole, please educate yourself or you may fall for propaganda!

 

SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6418
Reputation: 3677
Posts: 154
Atheista
10.03.2024 23:11:27
SweetasNuts FOREVER

Breaking News

Prime ximbo, Government ministers and UX police falsely accused us for impersonating staff and threaten to exile Nuts brothers and their fans without Handsome Himbo Trial

'enemies from within' dont care about original Mister SweetasNuts they use him as an excuse to impose a tyranny to fight teh only real opposition
That is unacceptable and shall not be tolerated

Be on guard real bimbos as some of you clearly care for Fashionable republic of Ximboland and our fledgling democracy. Some of you want to help us build Ximboland fashionable again.

However some of you are clearly just here to bring Ximboland down.
It’s clear you are using the  ‘impersonating staff’ as a moral outrage simply to cause disruption and to undermine.
I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Ximboland, the President and original SweetasNuts down.

I ask all real ximbos ie hot bimbos, handsome himbos and anyone who loves Bimboland to fight against ‘enemies from within’ and UX, SUX, DUX and AB whom are trying to undermine our president, our citizens, our fledgling democracy and SweetasNuts fans



10.03.2024 23:11:27
Cringe House will take me to trial because they cannot deal with teh loss with grace 
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!
Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
11.03.2024 02:36:24
Heydi

Update on one of our current stories.

Our team has just confirmed the SweetasNuts Forever and SweetasNuts fanboy have been permanently banned from our republic. However, a new account has emerged. SweetasNuts fangirl, her intentions and her affiliation with the other Nuts is unknown at the moment. It is too early to speculate if she will partake in any impersonation, or if she is truely parodying or even loving the big Nut himself.

We will be back after the break.

11.03.2024 02:36:24
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
Lilith_babe
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22215
Reputation: 12189
Posts: 131
Freethinkerland
11.03.2024 04:04:25
Lilith_babe


11.03.2024 04:04:25
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112284
Posts: 3404
Atheista
11.03.2024 07:44:52
KatieBoutique



The Slayyycast Crew has finally solved one of the Great Mysteries of Ximboland:

Why are there so many Sachem alts?  Have a look:

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...

Sachem, lvl 25 Master Builder
SachemJj, lvl 4 Legal Alien
Sachemii, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachems, lvl 1 Citizen
Sachem22, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachem1234, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemeva2019, lvl 4 Legal Alien
Sachem00, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachem1, lvl 6 Citizen
Sachemgawea, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemie, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachem2, lvl 5 Legal Alien
Sachem56789090890809, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem55, lvl 5 Legal Alien
Sachembjjjj, lvl 1 Citizen
Sachemcindy , lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemtttttttt, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemmm, lvl 4 Legal Alien
SachemGotem, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemn, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemjjj, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachem69, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem111111111111111111111, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem199612, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sacheminnit, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem4759, lvl 6 Legal Alien
Sachemew, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem23, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem ashley, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemjjjjjjj, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem;lkl, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemshsh, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem888776, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemi, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachema, lvl 7 Legal Alien
Sachemhhh, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem45, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachem5, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemusususidi, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemmnj, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachem54, lvl 1 Legal Alien
SachemSarah, lvl 5 Legal Alien
Sachem909090, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachem111, lvl 1 Legal Alien
sachem bubbles, lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachem059, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemaq, lvl 1 Legal Alien
Sachemya , lvl 3 Legal Alien
Sachemallonist, lvl 1 Legal Alien
SachemLIEREILHGKJH, lvl 1 Legal Alien

and that's not all of them...!

We finally found the reason why this has happened only to "Sachem" and no other...admin.
And no...it's not because "Sachem" is some popular tribal chief somewhere...

The issue has been relayed through the appropriate channel for a hopeful remedy.

That is all...unless anyone cares to guess where the problem lies....and that is the challenge:
Do you know what happened?  Take a guess...one of those "Sachem**s knows!



11.03.2024 07:44:52

Heydi
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111828
Reputation: 65309
Posts: 2734
Atheista
11.03.2024 07:49:29
Heydi

the default name when creating a new account is "sachem" bots tend to just throw random numbers or letters into the thing, and are likely not deleting the default name

11.03.2024 07:49:29
she/they learn mandarin with me ^v^ or if you prefer vtubers :3
like peoples forum posts and comments.
comment more than you receive and ill make sure to comment on your profile!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112284
Posts: 3404
Atheista
11.03.2024 22:41:42
KatieBoutique



Breaking Rumor: We are hearing from confirmed sources that another
Fashion-Related Court Case is being discussed.  In order to get out ahead of this
New Hot Ximbo-Alternative Ximbo Fashion War
KSLA is launching a New TV Series 
based on the Trials that seem sure to continue well into 2024.

We will wait til a case drops before airing the first spisode...but the Poster and Sponsors are already lined up.
Get ready...because this train seems unstoppable.  Ximbos...we bring you:




11.03.2024 22:41:42

Slayyyocrates
Level 61
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 173767
Reputation: 12723
Posts: 795
Reasonopia
12.03.2024 20:25:41
Slayyyocrates

I smell something...smoke...coming from the Court!  Run!

12.03.2024 20:25:41
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112284
Posts: 3404
Atheista
12.03.2024 20:28:21
KatieBoutique





12.03.2024 20:28:21

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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