The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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28.02.2024 19:28:27
Timothee Chatroulette

who is the boss of the bimburger hucow farms? i would like to speak with the manager 

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28.02.2024 19:30:37
Honey Beee

*whispering, hiding behind a desk* gemima1984 is the evil manager

28.02.2024 19:30:37

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29.02.2024 16:45:32
Honey Beee

KSLA News Presents… Slayyy State News with Beee

Hello everyone and welcome back to KSLA News: Slayyy State News with Beee! We apologize for the current state of the studio, as there is ongoing construction and a lot of angry hucows surrounding us…

We ask all ximbo citizens to voice their opinions about the hot topic of the week: Senatorship. 
We all have a lot of thoughts regarding senatorship! Luckily, our dear Minister of Justice iowa has made a survey where you can tell us what you think, for science!

Check out iowa’s post and survey here so that your voice can be heard in this ximbocracy!

That’s all from us at Slayyy State News with Beee! Stay safe, save a hucow!

29.02.2024 16:45:32

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01.03.2024 19:01:01
Mic Hawk

*me watching the entire thing from my room* mmmmm this channel is so jucieeee theres so much juice and tea it fills me right up

01.03.2024 19:01:01
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Presenting some abstract wubs
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02.03.2024 14:02:12
Sandi Lut

Sweetasnuts said the term for the Prime Ximbo is now 3 months, but the stats show something different. But I guess that is not spectacular enough :)


02.03.2024 14:02:12
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07.03.2024 00:34:24
Hot Topica

Honey Beee wrote:
KSLA News Presents… Slayyy State News with Beee

Hello everyone and welcome back to KSLA News: Slayyy State News with Beee! We apologize for the current state of the studio, as there is ongoing construction and a lot of angry hucows surrounding us…

We ask all ximbo citizens to voice their opinions about the hot topic of the week: Senatorship. 
We all have a lot of thoughts regarding senatorship! Luckily, our dear Minister of Justice iowa has made a survey where you can tell us what you think, for science!

Check out iowa’s post and survey here so that your voice can be heard in this ximbocracy!

That’s all from us at Slayyy State News with Beee! Stay safe, save a hucow!
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07.03.2024 00:34:24
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07.03.2024 21:14:42
KatieBoutique

HUGE HISTORIC POLITICAL NEWS:  BREAKING

This report is for all citizens, senators, and especially current State Ministers:

It has been established that a current State Minister 
will now KEEP their State Minister Title and Duties
if they win a Prime Ximbo Election.

In the past, the SM position went vacant until the next SM election.
No more.  You can be both now.  

This changes everything.
Our only regret is that this change was not publicly announced
And might not have been announced before the coming elections.
So The Slayyycast has decided to make the announcement itself.

07.03.2024 21:14:42
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07.03.2024 21:23:10
PlushKlavier

Katie I'm sure the PB could always do that, it just depends on the person if they choose to do so

07.03.2024 21:23:10

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07.03.2024 22:22:16
bxdcherri

Yh that's not new, that's how the system has been to my recollection 

07.03.2024 22:22:16

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09.03.2024 21:10:05
Lilith_babe

Posting here to keep updates!

09.03.2024 21:10:05

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