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The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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09.01.2024
Gemima1984
Level 111
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Posts: 1984
Atheista
26.02.2024 22:07:48
Gemima1984

Hi, BimBurger CEO Gemima1985 here, I'm dialling in safely from BimBurger offices in Cnutville. I just wanted to dispute the allegations that our corporation commited this act of arson which is tearing through the KSLA studio and has now sadly passed through to a meadow full of hucows we have absolutely nothing to do with.

We would never cook BimBeef for free.


26.02.2024 22:07:48
KatieBoutique
Level 302
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Posts: 3406
Atheista
26.02.2024 22:31:26
KatieBoutique


We have just been handed this bulletin (through the fire) that the Offending Party that is to be put on trial for 
Fashion Treason
is...omg...this one is tough...

Richard Fromage


26.02.2024 22:31:26

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270685
Reputation: 32293
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
26.02.2024 22:39:33
Iowa

FREE MY MANS

26.02.2024 22:39:33
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
26.02.2024 22:46:03
Gemima1984

In solidarity with the the defendant standing trial, I have donned the racoon tails, here in the KSLA studio. Thankfully after years of hair straightening in preparation for MySpace photos, they are particularly resistant to the current fire which is continuing to ravish the building.

26.02.2024 22:46:03
Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 22236
Posts: 693
Secville
26.02.2024 22:56:10
Theodora Dee

*crashes into the studio with her car cutely* hey guys how is it goi- OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS PLACE ON FIRE

26.02.2024 22:56:10

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 3406
Atheista
26.02.2024 23:12:35
KatieBoutique



We here at the studio, 
which is on fire,  
have some questions about this "trial" that is about to be started, 
against presumed defendant "Richard Fromage:

1.  Should the shop workers who made those and other "substandard" items be held as co-conspirators?
2.  How about the Administrator/Shop Director who approved those items for "sale" in the shops?
3.  We are also wondering about the "Fashion" Police (cops):
    a. Do they ever police fashion?  Not from what we can see.
    b. There are hundreds if not thousands of himbos who dress like "twats"...perhaps through no fault of their own.
        Who speaks for them?  Who represents them?
If the cast of the KSLA News Team, which are all on fire too, were running this Pink House Ship...and we are not...
We would immediately assign an emergency Fashion Police Officer to the Fashion Cop Lineup.
Who would that new Officer be?

Richard Fromage

This has been a Slayycast Editorial...which is also on fire.

26.02.2024 23:12:35

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
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Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
26.02.2024 23:36:38
bxdcherri

#JusticeForDickCheese
bxdcherri

26.02.2024 23:36:38

Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22236
Posts: 693
Secville
26.02.2024 23:41:04
Theodora Dee

#JusticeForDickCheese
Theodora Dee

26.02.2024 23:41:04

reivalentine
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 369798
Reputation: 156222
Posts: 1020
Agnostica
27.02.2024 02:28:45
reivalentine

Seriously, all of you are incredible. ♥️

Able to turn even bad moments into non-abusive and funny role-play ♥️

Thank you so much for helping us all feel a lot better after all the pointless and headache inducing drama. ♥️

This is true role-play without abusing the real lives of real people. ♥️



27.02.2024 02:28:45
DressUp&more:PXFC:Dean♥️Fae:Bunni♥️Gift:Daphnee♥️Celebration:Katrynah♥️Cats:Dad♥️Wore:Blecky89♥️Care:Pollyx♥Punk:Dean♥️ComicCon:LoveLifeGirl♥️Spooky,Nines:Pollyx&Blecky89♥️Haunt:LLG&Lolsie♥️Reputation:J321♥️️GameGuide:HB8♥️
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274740
Reputation: 64618
Posts: 1038
Atheista
27.02.2024 03:27:15
Angel Dust

I personally ADORE dressing like a twat. As a man who has influenced me for both better and worse once said, "If you feel like a troll, you should look like a troll!" That's right, babes... I've got #TwatPride for dayz.
also #HimboRights #JusticeForDickCheese btw. In case that wasn't obvious enough (which it... should be pretty fuckin obvious)
Angel Dust

27.02.2024 03:27:15
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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