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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
28.02.2024 14:32:06
Honey Beee

Someone call the union rep…

28.02.2024 14:32:06

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5198371
Reputation: 74701
Posts: 2022
Reasonopia
28.02.2024 14:36:15
bxdcherri

Suddenly a heard of angry HuCows blast a hole in the studio wall, barging into the news room with the cameras still rolling 

One cow is particularly pink, sobbing and seems very skinny. 

Another cow seems to be throwing apples at a cameraman 

Whilst the fire was set ablaze and the towns attention was on the KSLA studio, it appears the HuCows banded together to rescue dear HayleeBlue from the BimBurger Corporation, and there’s only one thing on their minds. Vengeance. 

28.02.2024 14:36:15

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
28.02.2024 14:41:11
Honey Beee

*dodges apples and pink manure* HUCOWS, WELCOME BACK TO OUR STUDIO! BE CAREFUL WE ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

What is going on? Why is there a massive manure spreader here?

28.02.2024 14:41:11

Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
28.02.2024 14:49:20
Gemima1984

I have no idea what is happening right now!!! What is a bimburger???



28.02.2024 14:49:20
Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778971
Reputation: 54854
Posts: 1917
Atheista
28.02.2024 16:02:46
Timothee Chatroulette

Honey Beee wrote:
Hi dear viewers,

Unfortunately our fire reached the green pastures of Ximboland and now our cows are hungry because their grass has been burnt. We ask you to help #regrow the pastures so that these strange hucows can be nourished again. 
the grass?? What about the hucows!!!!! What support are they being provided after the fires

28.02.2024 16:02:46
  
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7612283
Reputation: 135496
Posts: 2706
Secville
28.02.2024 17:09:26
Honey Beee

Timothee, how did you get here? The studio is being stormed by Hucows demanding vengeance against Bimburger and hucow mistreatment!!!

watch out another apple!!!

28.02.2024 17:09:26

Theodora Dee
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69515
Reputation: 22236
Posts: 693
Secville
28.02.2024 18:26:14
Theodora Dee

Theodora Dee

*steps into the studio* hello, is this where the miss bimbo impersonation contest is held? *an apple hits her head* WHAT THE FUCK *an angry hucow bites her by the hair and drags her on the floor, taking her out of the studio* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 

28.02.2024 18:26:14

Timothee Chatroulette
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1778971
Reputation: 54854
Posts: 1917
Atheista
28.02.2024 18:41:09
Timothee Chatroulette

*is run over by a horde of striking hucows*

28.02.2024 18:41:09
  
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
28.02.2024 18:48:55
Gemima1984

Idk guys, these HuCows are out of control, would anybody really object if somebody were to get the cattle prod?

28.02.2024 18:48:55
HayleeBlue
Level 156
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3018548
Reputation: 113497
Posts: 258
Freethinkerland
28.02.2024 19:26:16
HayleeBlue


Thank you my fellow hucows for liberating me from the clutches of the evil Bimburger Corporation, I can't even speak of the degradation they put me through whilst I was their prisoner!
But I so NO to cattle prods, NO to the expoitation of innocent hucows, and NO more Strawberry Milk for Bimburger customers.


28.02.2024 19:26:16

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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