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The Ximboland Slayyycast: Live Breaking News and Feature Reports

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575
Created
09.01.2024
Slayto
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4415
Reputation: 1910
Posts: 57
Reasonopia
19.08.2024 15:46:52
Slayto

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Breaking News:  The Slayyycast crew is in the recording studio working on finishing the Theme Song for The Ximdependent Party

Hook and Ladder
(anytime...it just tastes better)

Fire Chief Slayyyocrates is behind the board
and Katie has brought in Lead Vocalist for The Bunnis: Bunni LeFaye
To attempt to master the timing of this iconic song.

You are invited to sit in and watch this project
and we hear the Coffee Shop has been able to
Make the sandwiches and have them available for delivery to the studio by 5pm this evening.

Slayto
CoHost of The Slayyycast

19.08.2024 15:46:52

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48046
Reputation: 32591
Posts: 1847
Atheista
19.08.2024 19:09:44
Dean Winchester

I think I should be hired too I won’t really do much but I have a pink bedazzled gun and while h may be insanely high all the time on psychedelics and painkillers j also have NEVER missed a shot. Also I’m funny and cute and sexy and gods specialust princes

19.08.2024 19:09:44
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 67664
Reputation: 52623
Posts: 1780
Agnostica
19.08.2024 20:00:00
Daphnee_Mino

I'm hired

19.08.2024 20:00:00
A gift (contest) is awaiting for you in Agnostica town halls
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112278
Posts: 3404
Secville
19.08.2024 20:24:43
KatieBoutique

Dean, I will have to think up a special department for you as your qualifications are useful…to the News Team.

and Daphnee, you were hired three weeks ago and you can roll out your show anytime.

19.08.2024 20:24:43

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48046
Reputation: 32591
Posts: 1847
Atheista
19.08.2024 23:35:32
Dean Winchester

YUPPIE!!! SO EXCITING!!!

19.08.2024 23:35:32
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950500
Reputation: 112278
Posts: 3404
Secville
20.08.2024 01:13:47
KatieBoutique

Deep Thoughts, with Dean Winchester
Dean Thoughts, with Win Deepchester
The Dean Winchester Pink Shotgun Power Hour
The Pink Party Party Show with Dean

………?


20.08.2024 01:13:47

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48046
Reputation: 32591
Posts: 1847
Atheista
20.08.2024 01:43:31
Dean Winchester

Hmmm I’m partial to either the second or third one. 

20.08.2024 01:43:31
SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
24.08.2024 23:59:38
SweetasNuts parody

i have break news bout cheat scandol on ximboland! i have report over an over an nothin be done by pink house. i report today i go public if they do nothin an how they do nothin. i give clue on scandol fashion fight ring stealin xitizens stats. more to come if pathetic house still do nothin

24.08.2024 23:59:38
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 101933
Reputation: 11632
Posts: 605
Agnostica
25.08.2024 15:10:43
CarCrashBimbo

Thank you for breaking this critical story SAN Parody.
You are hereby hired as an investigative Journalist for KSLA News
You have your own show starting now.  Post whatever you like.
When Dean and the 7 Fashion Police and 7 State Ministers and 3 Ministers
(in what is the most bloated government in Ximboland History)
Finish compiling their evidence...which should take weeks if not months
( with or without their heads)
Katie and Slayto will present their report here and at the trial maybe
A report that is 10 pages long and is already finished.

The Dumpster Combine of Ximboland will never thank you for being the one who discovered this insane scandal
You are The Watcher!  You are indispensable to the health of Ximboland.
You shall be rewarded...or hellfire will rain down upon them.

25.08.2024 15:10:43

Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 48046
Reputation: 32591
Posts: 1847
Atheista
25.08.2024 19:47:37
Dean Winchester

We. We don’t have seven fashion police what da hell. There’s 3 of them. Katrynah miruu and ofc my sweet cheese Sam winchester 

id a minister tells u summ tho they know my moderation rules and you should probably listen to them

25.08.2024 19:47:37

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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