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Update and Election reminder - 1/8/2024

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04.07.2024
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SweetasNuts
Hera_
Level 261
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17535375
Reputation: 105706
Posts: 440
Antitheocra
04.07.2024 14:50:23
Hera_

wow.............................

04.07.2024 14:50:23
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28515391
Reputation: 280247
Posts: 4223
Antitheocra
04.07.2024 15:09:26
Sandi Lut

Dear Sweetasnuts,

You were prime bimbo for a few months. And what did you do? NOTHING! No crazes, no pxfc theme, no fun, absolutely nothing. Last elections you lost with a landslide to me and the current PB. You are not engaged enough in your userbase to know anything about YOUR population. You have no idea what we want and you show no interest in it either. All you do is enforce weird changes that only you like. Because Elon Musk is semi-successfull, doesn't mean you will be.

I think it is really weird to put yourself in a position you show absolutely no interest in or have any knowledge about.

But it doesn't matter what I say (or anyone else), you will push your agenda down our throats whether we like it or not. And I really don't like this boring new logo. Any 10 year old can make that in word or excell. It again shows a serious lack of effort from your side.

I wish you good luck, but you will not have my support.

Sincerely,

Sandi :)

04.07.2024 15:09:26
Happiness is inside yourself

Pollyx
Level 127
Status: Minister of Fashion
Sex Appeal: 1602101
Reputation: 60152
Posts: 1162
Antitheocra
04.07.2024 15:27:53
Pollyx

so chris, who is going to be making these changes and do we have confirmation on when to expect them to change?

the entire politics section of player profiles will need to be changed to include the new positions, of course. we would also know what date that will be changed as it would need to be done long before the august 1st election in order for potential ministers to campaign and players to ask questions of the candidates. can you confirm for sure that will actually occur and that there won't just be another PB election? there have been some serious game-breaking bugs with the recent election. can we expect to have some of those again?

also, with taking away the PB position, i hope you have already hired or are hiring new personnel, not your fake moderator OC, to ban minors and bots, as neither are allowed on your website and bots represent a genuine security concern.

who will be responsible for PXFC? crazes? if that will be the minister of entertainment, won't that make them just a pseudo-PB but paid less?

will these ministers have any tools? popups? replying multiple times? the gifting tool? all of these are vital tools for the ministers of fashion, entertainment, and foreign affairs, but are Not Included in the current MOF and MOFA positions, making them essentially useless as you need those tools to even do your job.

will you be paying more of the treasury to those ministers, fashion and entertainment, who would need to run contests and distribute diamonds for their jobs, or will you take the more helpful and moral route and provide a diamond stipend to those ministers to use for duties associated with their positions like paying site designers and running contests?

I don't expect a reply, you never really even read my messages if you DO reply, so it's pretty pointless. you depress me. with you gone again it seemed we finally had a chance to start to make things fun again, but now you're here and I fear you will kill off that final spark of joy for good.





04.07.2024 15:27:53
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xxloisgriffinslayerxx
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12188
Reputation: 5990
Posts: 45
Freethinkerland
04.07.2024 15:42:53
xxloisgriffinslayerxx

omg do NOT turn this game into a twitter clone I'm begging!!

04.07.2024 15:42:53
Hera_
Level 261
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 17535375
Reputation: 105706
Posts: 440
Antitheocra
04.07.2024 15:53:17
Hera_

what is with this insistence on making the game "entertaining" to like a handful of people that arent actually entertained but just get a dopamine rush from provoking normal casual users into arguments and harassment. the primary player base literally just likes to dress up and enter into contests, the general ximbo public does not want to be faced with annoyance, harassment, and power struggles. in reality its not even about making a decent entertaining game, its about control. whats the point of promoting free speech and yet removing the downvote button? has anyone actually said anything about posting anxiety? if ppl r really anxious about getting downvoted then dont say stupid shit its actually that easy. or whats the point of speaking at all since not everyone will agree with you. its almost like you cannot hide from criticism. i wonder if it will really take ximboland going bankrupt or something for you to realize your priorities are in the wrong place. all you actually want is control, but you arent actually invested enough all you have is ambition with no guidance or guidance which you openly ignore. i think your laziness, stubbornness, and pride will be your downfall.

04.07.2024 15:53:17
i dont struggle w autism im actually very good at it
Gemima1984
Level 111
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1084790
Reputation: 60107
Posts: 1984
Atheista
04.07.2024 16:11:52
Gemima1984

Shout out to chris who is focusing on the bimbo booby moderator position on a dress up website when there's an actual long awaited and significant election occurring in the UK where he resides back on planet earth, hilarious priorities




New logo is mid

04.07.2024 16:11:52
Slayto
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4375
Reputation: 1874
Posts: 56
Reasonopia
04.07.2024 16:24:18
Slayto

This thread is entertaining so far.  Why?
It brought Gemima out of her hidey hole.
Katie needs to talk to you, Gemima, about Bimburger.

Thank god Oktubre hasn't weighed in.
That might bring out both gangs and I don't think the site can handle that.

04.07.2024 16:24:18

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 65245
Reputation: 51980
Posts: 1734
Agnostica
04.07.2024 16:46:33
Daphnee_Mino

Gemima1985

04.07.2024 16:46:33
Grab a latte and Join christian girl autumn contest!
KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37949932
Reputation: 112125
Posts: 3392
Secville
04.07.2024 17:01:00
KatieBoutique

Daphnee's "Gemima1985" is hilarious, entertaining, and relevant to this topic. 
She started the Gang Countdown and is going...UP!  That is genius!

WATCH!
Some Minister or the PB will move it or delete it...calling it "off topic" or "spam" or "meaningless drivel".

THAT'S WHY SAN IS TAKING OVER.
This current government brought it on themselves.
The list of ridiculous moves made by all of them is why.
SAN has it right - the PB works for The Corporation.

And the game...everyone...not one faction of it.

04.07.2024 17:01:00

Jada Smith
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7477
Reputation: 6194
Posts: 218
Atheista
04.07.2024 17:06:23
Jada Smith

Katie. Are you okay?
You sound entirely unhinged. I get that you're SAN's biggest fan (and discord kitten!!!) but you dont need to attribute everything to how we need him

04.07.2024 17:06:23

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