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Created
04.07.2024
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Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 64651
Reputation: 51871
Posts: 1724
Agnostica
07.07.2024 20:37:52
Daphnee_Mino

Off topic but can something be done about miss bimbos outfit too? Its giving she/they subsitute teacher. Nothing against lesbians without eyebrows but? … this was too dramatic of a change for me. we did not talk about this enough. maybe its because im not one of the older players so im not understanding contraversies like a pro. At least she used to be comfort basic pink white woman… how did we get over this so fast! DO SOMETHING PLEASE.

07.07.2024 20:37:52
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Personwithanameprobably
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16858
Reputation: 6609
Posts: 30
Freethinkerland
08.07.2024 02:24:48
Personwithanameprobably

Pollyx wrote: (original post HERE)
close! slayyyocrates is KatieBoutique's alt, but craigslist-stripper is definitely a separate person ahaha, though katie did run as at least five different accounts in reasonopia in the last election and in three states at once in the april SM...
Ohhh got it, so he's just a weirdo and not talking to an alt, got it got it

08.07.2024 02:24:48
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 100850
Reputation: 11376
Posts: 594
Agnostica
08.07.2024 02:49:18
CarCrashBimbo

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
Off topic but can something be done about miss bimbos outfit too? Its giving she/they subsitute teacher. Nothing against lesbians without eyebrows but? … this was too dramatic of a change for me. we did not talk about this enough. maybe its because...
The next Minister of Fashion might take Miss Bimbo and her best friend Tash out on the town…I hope someone films it!

08.07.2024 02:49:18

halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 674972
Reputation: 127621
Posts: 2172
Freethinkerland
10.07.2024 01:02:03
halobear8

^^ This, CCB, because honestly the Minister of Fashion should give an updated look to Miss Bimbo. Or maybe she should contribute to the Ximbo Economy + head down to Agnostica's Thrift Shop / Reasonopia's Thrift Shop. ♡

10.07.2024 01:02:03
 ♡ ¡ like the forum posts ! ♡
Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 64651
Reputation: 51871
Posts: 1724
Agnostica
10.07.2024 07:08:26
Daphnee_Mino

This is to miss bimbo, sindy…: 
I told you from the xtart
I disappear when it gets UX 
But you found a way to keep me here
With a body to hold
And i think of you
When i'm drunk in the road in front of your pink house
I miss what you'd do to me
When i was in need of you at table7 and blacked out
I miss you, darling
I miss you xo
I'm sorry i went crazy
I just thought i'd let you know
Taking screenshots from the shop while you sleep
Bimburgers on the table, himbos on the tv
I'm bleeding glitter from my ears
Sneaking out while you're asleep, cause you're my biggest fear
And i think of you


Sorry i went a little dark here



10.07.2024 07:08:26
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 200599
Reputation: 41763
Posts: 1812
Atheista
11.07.2024 20:13:16
Bimbo Pimp

Slayyyocrates wrote: (original post HERE)
Mr. CraigslistStripper…Reasonopia Salutes you!  You are back on our Christmas Card List!

Behold!  The brainchild of Ximboland’s Preeminate Genius: Master Bimbo Pimp

NORMAL GIF FRIDAY
https://ximbo.land/forum/normal-gif-friday-ngf/t14956  
Love GIFs  Tenor
I love GIFs! How did I miss this?! :D


11.07.2024 20:13:16
   
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KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 37949779
Reputation: 111979
Posts: 3382
Secville
11.07.2024 20:51:50
KatieBoutique

Daphnee_Mino wrote: (original post HERE)
This is to miss bimbo, sindy…: I told you from the xtart I disappear when it gets UX But you found a way to keep me here With a body to holdAnd i think of you When i'm drunk in the road in front of your pink house I miss what you'd do to me When...
This is the third song and the lyrics have been approved for scoring to music and inclusion on the Miss Bimbo Greatest Hits album.

11.07.2024 20:51:50

Daphnee_Mino
Level 44
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 64651
Reputation: 51871
Posts: 1724
Agnostica
11.07.2024 20:54:53
Daphnee_Mino

Yeah we need some emotional hits on there! Hmu for sad poems …

11.07.2024 20:54:53
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 200599
Reputation: 41763
Posts: 1812
Atheista
13.07.2024 02:38:59
Bimbo Pimp

  No Vergil or Lucia again

13.07.2024 02:38:59
   
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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