Wimbledon Tournament Tryouts - Contest 1-a

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26.06.2024 13:44:51
Slayyyocrates

Alexxxi received a Prize for Contest.

1000 Ximbo Dollars

I had heard about this player. Non Reasonopian from Freethinkerland. Your Championship-calibur outfit is genius. $1000Bs for showing up the first day, being polite, and ripping backhands consistantly down the line like a well oiled machine, Coach assigns you to Team 2: First Singles. Hopefully other pros from other islands will show up this week...I know they are out there.

26.06.2024 13:44:51
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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26.06.2024 13:46:42
Slayyyocrates

Alexxxi received a Prize for Contest.

100 Diamonds

You've been moved to First Team, 1st Doubles. Congrats.

26.06.2024 13:46:42
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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26.06.2024 13:51:58
Slayyyocrates

Daphnee_Mino received a Prize for Contest.

500 Ximbo Dollars

Team 3 - Auxlliary Player/Decoy. $500Bs...go buy a racket.

26.06.2024 13:51:58
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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26.06.2024 13:56:28
Slayyyocrates

Spiffyfunpants received a Prize for Contest.

50 Ximbo Dollars

Team 3: Auxilliary Player/Special Ops. Opponent Intel...nightime recon...graveyard shift. $42Bs for a pair of tennis jorts.

26.06.2024 13:56:28
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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26.06.2024 14:37:47
Slayyyocrates

Spiffyfunpants wrote: (original post HERE)
Am I in the right place? I heard this is a tryout for tennis? I love swinging things!
Yes.  You are in the right place.
You are Captain of Team 3 - Special Intel on the Opposition Players
You will need help.  Tell your squad to suit up and show up...
Your team could be a game changer...

26.06.2024 14:37:47
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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26.06.2024 19:43:32
Beautiful_KayKay

How do I post a outfit for the contest?

26.06.2024 19:43:32
Xoxo Babygirl
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27.06.2024 00:57:45
tibby

tibby
sorry coach, i know i'm late on arrival but i'd love the opportunity to play!
got my best knickers and kneepads on for the occasion 

27.06.2024 00:57:45
₊˚⊹ ᰔ tibby or ash / any pronouns / 22

₍^. .^₎⟆ ask me about the perks of being a senator ! (there's a ton ~)   
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27.06.2024 01:36:37
Slayyyocrates

Exemplary.  Go to court 3 and hit with Alexxxi.  
Katie is back and will be giving 30 minute drills to everyone, everyday, on court 1.
i will be drilling all of you separately in my office.

thats a joke. Do not post that to the internet…or the Comedy Club.

CSoc

27.06.2024 01:36:37
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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27.06.2024 07:56:12
HayleeBlue

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Grass court season is my fave, I love diving around on the ground getting all diirrty!!

27.06.2024 07:56:12
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27.06.2024 14:53:10
Slayyyocrates

I have put out the call for a player who has yet to show...like those cows.  Where are they?
I had to go to that alley and ask around. 
The guy in the coat offered me something I just said OK and threw it in the trash.
Not During Tryouts! 
Plane ride home with our trophies...fine.

image

27.06.2024 14:53:10
“The Truth is always found in the middle.”

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