Wimbledon Tournament Tryouts - Contest 1-a

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28.06.2024 21:22:40
Spiffyfunpants

This gift is a great honor for my people. Night shift is ideal as the sun gives me sores and boils. I will not disappoint you. 

28.06.2024 21:22:40

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28.06.2024 21:49:23
Slayyyocrates

YOU HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR TEAM 1
Ximbledon Covert Op Activated.
Code Name: Sugar Tits 
Second Doubles: CONFIRMED

28.06.2024 21:49:23
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29.06.2024 15:37:23
Slayyyocrates

Plane boards in 8 hours at midnight we'll see if one more player shows if not we have the team everyone is in and I'm working on the competition ladder and setting up the photo in front of the plane Reasonopian Airlines My goodness this is exciting!

Office hours wide open stop in to see the eliminations at Wimbledon they are brutal!

CoachSoc

29.06.2024 15:37:23
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29.06.2024 19:21:06
Becca77

Becca77
prince Harry you say?

29.06.2024 19:21:06
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29.06.2024 21:18:37
KatieBoutique

Welcome aboard, Becca.  Meet me on court 1 and we’ll work on your approach and net game…

Approach…and net…the prize…

Coach SOC is working with the doubles teams.

3 hours to go til the cut off, and Dad and Hamza are AWOL.
Looks like the Men’s Team is SOL.

29.06.2024 21:18:37
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30.06.2024 00:25:07
Slayyyocrates

Becca77 received a Prize for Contest.

100 Diamonds

Tryouts concluded. Team set. This Contest continues with Part 1b…player positions.

30.06.2024 00:25:07
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30.06.2024 00:28:52
Slayyyocrates

xxloisgriffinslayerxx wrote: (original post HERE)
I lost the tennis ball and racket.... and my clothes. Hey, nothing more sporty than no clothes at all. Also some random naked woman in a pic with Charles and Camilla sounds hilarious!
Thanks for trying.  You might want to try the swim team when The Olympics start later in July.

xxloisgriffinslayerxx received a Prize for Contest.

Nothing

Tryouts concluded. Roster closed. Team set. 
This Contest continues with Part 1b…player positions.  

30.06.2024 00:28:52
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30.06.2024 01:01:11
Slayyyocrates

Daphnee_Mino received a Prize for Contest.

1000 Ximbo Dollars

After examining whatever the hell that purple rod is in her hand, and scouring the shops and finding nothing that matches it, I can only conclude it is some kind of light saber racket or telescoping whatnot that Wilson is selling. At least she has a regulation ball in her hand. Full clothing allowance issued..

30.06.2024 01:01:11
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30.06.2024 01:30:44
Slayyyocrates

HayleeBlue received a Prize for Contest.

1000 Ximbo Dollars

Clothing allowance. Please check in with the nurse before we get on the plane. You made the team. Congrats.

30.06.2024 01:30:44
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30.06.2024 01:44:28
Slayyyocrates

We have a 12 player Women’s Team.  Outstanding.  You each get 100 Diamonds for the plane ride…
You can spend it on cocktails during the flight…
or save it as part of your shopping stipend once you hit the streets of London,

The 12 who braved the tryouts and made the team are in for one hell of a ride.

The Prize Pool is now locked.  This contest goes on for two more weeks.

30.06.2024 01:44:28
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