e) We are all the same person
It is transparent and it brings nothing productive to the site. It only leaves players confused and then it blows over...
I am disgusted by you adult people behaving like literal kids.
It is transparent and it brings nothing productive to the site. It only leaves players confused and then it blows over...
I am disgusted by you adult people behaving like literal kids.
A winner to The Contest, which was posted here, and then moved yesterday, has been announced:
https://ximbo.land/forum/the-ximboland-manifesto-day-25-announcement-from-katies-ximboland-diary/t14...
An explanation of the purpose of that contest, and it relation to this thread, can now be revealed.
The question is...which thread do I reveal it on?
I want Miss Bimbo to see that contest first. So next time you log in Miss Bimbo, please go to that thread and read the entire thing. It is only one and one half pages...and maybe you will get what I was doing right off the bat. That would be...Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet! <3
Miss Bimbo wrote:As a side note, I apologise to everyone reading for the extremely poor formatting of this post. Unfortunately, this only serves to strengthen my original claim that this is nothing more than a poorly designed, poorly managed and poorly maintained decade old sexual fantasy of a bored geeza down the pub. So much so, that even the forum which he claims to be the foundational underpinning of this 'society' is missing all the basic formatting functionality of every other forum on the internet."Are you aware of your obvious contradiction - above you say you don't play the game and below you say 'this is a game first and foremost'."
This is not a contradiction in the slightest (at least not in my own opinion). Ximbo.land while it does have other features, such as a community forum. As a complete entity - it is first and foremost a game. One that I do not play, perhaps I didn't communicate this effectively. This account 'Richard Fromage' was created for the soul purpose of commenting on this thread, a thread I only know about because my beautiful lady friend does play this game.
This is only a contradiction if you consider the act of commenting on this thread as partaking in 'playing the game' which I personally do not. However, as a hard working conservative British male open to the thoughts and ideas of others, I'll concede if you do consider commenting here as playing the game then I guess I'm a big ol' bimbo aren't I.
"Wrong. I am speaking the truth."
That may be the case but, It only strengthens my confusion on how anybody could genuinely, wholeheartedly believe that a true 'Internet Republic' could ever actually exist in the way that you have described your vision. Short of having the website moderators democratically elected by the players, It is not physically possible to do unfortunately.
Democratic elections for in game positions of power, is something the vast majority of community based games do. From Minecraft to Garry's Mod to Arma 3. All of which are games where you actually have a character that for all intents and purposes is 'you' where you can walk around, visit locations have a job, a house and interact with other people and form meaningful relationships. Thinking about it, all of those games are far closer to an 'internet republic' than this is or will ever be. It's actually my decade spent playing in communities such as those that make me feel qualified to talk on the subject.
"That's correct - the first democratic 'internet' nation."
I'm glad I correctly described your vision of Bimbo Land. Unfortunately, this isn't the case in reality and it never will be. At least, not in the way you want it to.
"Partly true yes"
Which part isn't true? I reckon it's the Guinness; I've come to quite enjoy it personally but, it is an acquired taste."See above. Here you started telling me that you don't play the game and yet here you are asserting to me that we are just a game. I disagree - the strength of our site has always been the community/democracy led Bimbo brand. The game and everything that follows will always be second to that."
"A bit harsh.
And the wrong way around. The main asset and part of this site and the bedrock of our Bimbo nation is you, our community/democracy and our wonderful Bimbo brand. With a side order of a fashion game.
As you yourself said above - you don't play the game. Yet here you are investing your precious time writing to me about the community. (Which I am grateful for by the way despite your sometimes sarcastic/aggressive tone of language)."
You'll have to forgive the sarcastic aggression, it's simply the way I talk, I genuinely don't mean any disrespect. While you're correct that the glue that holds together any game similar to bimbo land (and there are plenty) is the community, first and foremost it is a game. The community by definition would not exist without the game, if the dress up did not exist, this website wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is. Without the game - this would be nothing more than yet another in a long line of internet discussion message boards.
"So the first thing that I would like to reiterate is the fact that i have always understood and valued the community more than the game. The community is brought together by me under the 'Bimbo' brand. I have always valued and understood the power of the Bimbo brand perhaps better than anyone else alive.
The Bimbo or Ximbo.land brand is strong. Its amazing. One of the greatest brands their is.
The 'Bimbo' brand encompasses and unites men and women, straights and gays, left leaning/right leaning, all ages, all different nationalities, and skin colours. The lot. Every human has an inner bimbo in them right? Bimbos are different. Bimbos are humanities finest."
This is good to hear, from what I understand, you aren't particularly hands on with the website. But at least you have what you would consider it's best interests at heart. There's plenty of other community based games where the creator simply couldn't give a fuck. However, what you need to understand is - the GAME is what draws in the people. The forum in which the community interacts always comes second to that, with the exception of you and I there's unlikely to be anybody on this website the completely ignored the dress up and solely uses the community forum. this is because the community forum actively contributes to progress in the dress up game. However, there is probably at least a few players that have never touched the community forum and solely play the dress up game.
With a proverbial Venn diagram, you can see that the majority of player activity occurs in the dress up game. By contributing more updates to this part, instead of trying to force politics and push your own agenda of what this website is supposed to be onto the player base, you'll see that the player base increases and the community along with it. Which in and of itself makes your political objectives more likely to occur as more people join the site. As it stands, the only kind of updates that occur on this website are quality of life changes like adding a new menu button to hide overly long flavour texts on people's profiles. Meanwhile, the community is screaming for more updates to the actual dress up portion of the website - which simply doesn't happen. If you actually pay attention to what the community wants, very very few players if any are asking for additional political opportunity.
Again, I don't play the game - I've addressed the technicalities of this further up. And I haven't asserted this website to be "just a game" you have inferred that on your own. In actuality what I have asserted, is the bimbo land is "First and foremost a game" ergo, dress up game should be top priority, the rest will follow."As for money.
"I disagree here. Some people may not give a fuck but some clearly do give a fuck. Including you because you already said you are here for the politics and don't play the game."
Yes I am interested in money. I am already fortunate in teh sense I have worked hard and taken enough chances to have built up above average personal wealth. But I am a conservative with a small 'c'. By that I mean I don't like to do things 'just for money' . There has to be a bigger mission and personal project than just the 'money' element. Take Trump for example whom is a big C conservative/republican. Hes so money orientated and brash - make shim vacuous and boring.
So yes Ximboland is about money to some degree and I would love top grow and enter the 'super rich' category of people one day but on the back of creating and growing interesting/ground breaking and valuable businesses.
I do believe Ximboland is in the category of being an interesting and ground-breaking business model but we are a long way off its potential yet. And I dont envisage its future being only in the community/game elements. I believe the future of Ximboland is being opened up to more users by having a more social media profile sitting somewhere between facebook (left leaning) and twitter (right leaning).
We could and should be a democratic social media site. So that starts with us opening up a news feed and opening up ways for the creator's to create and stimulate our economy. "
At least you're honest about money, most people wouldn't be. What follows about your aim to transition into a politically diverse social media site is a perfectly reasonable goal. However, what you've put out so far has not aligned with that vision, what you've put out so far comes across as though you already believe the site to have reached that point - or at least to some degree; which is simply not the case.
And to be perfectly honest, you haven't exactly made an already challenging goal any easier for yourself, your aims are already hindered by the marketing of this website. Having it literally called "Bimbo Land" doesn't exactly scream 'come and create your virtual self and live in a true democratic society' what it actually gives off is 'come and roleplay and unleash you inner dirty bitch'. I suspect this was your original goal when this website was founded, that is to say, I believe your original goal was so make a somewhat politically satirical 'society' in which the citizens are all sex hungry nymphomaniacs. As a straight man myself, I admit, we've all fantasized about it.
This is a fair assessment, some people do give a fuck about the politics. But not in the way in which you want them to give a fuck. The people that currently give a fuck about the politics are the right-leaning players that are being demonized and censored by power hungry lefist gremlins in positions of power. Which obviously is poor form for any website, not just this one. There are very few players however, that actively play on this website because they want to actively engage in political discussion over dressing up their avatar.
Also, I never said I'm here for politics and don't play the game. What I said was to the effect of "I'm here for this forum thread and I don't play the game" now I concede that this forum thread does cover politics so semantically you are correct. But, my line of thinking was not "bimbo land has politics so I'm going to create an account, ignore the game and only talk politics" my line of thinking was "I think this bloke is highly misguided, let me comment my opinion on this thread then ignore the entire website for the rest of time when it all blows over".
"Thanks for your thoughtful message and I hope my replies above have dealt with your points"
You're welcome, I wouldn't say you've "dealt" with my points, rather, you've opened more opportunity to discuss in further detail.
"Thats a great Bimbo name by the way"
I thought so too.
Have a nice day,
Ricardo Quéso.
Thanks for your message.
I think we are going to have to agree to disagree on some thing's here - the biggest difference being that you maintain that people are here for the game whilst I believe that people are here for the brand/the community/democracy led brand. The reason I believe this is that I have also launched 3 or 4 other fashion/dress up led games before under different brands and they all bombed pretty quickly. So why does the bimbo/Ximboland fashion game survive? In my view it is because of the strength of brand and because of the strength of the underlying community/democracy. The game is not unique but the community/democracy led brand is defo unique.
Your dates are somewhat out as well - I have been a himbo and working on Miss Bimbo since 2006. That was a whirlwind time through to 2012 and it was during this time that i learned about teh power of the Bimbo brand. There were a few floors with MissBimbo.com though that i corrected with teh launch of Bimboland/Ximboland in 2014. Those floors were namely that MissBimbo was too strongly female orientated and therefore did not welcome males/himbos. And also the community was not community/democracy led. So these were the major improvements. Also I brough in Karol at this time whom has been a great coding leader and a stalwart in making sure the site is strong, online robust and accessible.
To tell the truth I have always viewed the game element as a 'stepping stone' to other social media and community elements because thats where i believe the real strength and interesting things lie. That's not to say we will not have the gaming side of things - of course we will and of course our bimbo avatars are always going to be at the centre of Ximboland but I think there is a lot more to explore in the social media/entertainment side of things as well.
Now to your point about democracy being tried on other platforms eg minecraft. I have not seen anything like us before. Minecraft itself is not a democvarcy. Yes there are some small areas within it that claim to be but they are not as effective as Ximboland. We are being harsh on ourselves here - despite our flaws we have been a pretty effective democracy for the last 5/6 years right? In general we are quite impressive. Yes we have work to do and we are far from perfect but why are you so downbeat about what we have achieved? This is the time for me to personally thank all the previous PBs, state ministers, fashion police, judiciary, civil service and Bimbo citizens for playing their part on where we are today. Lets not give up!
And to your point about us never being able to create an Internet nation.
Well I believe you are being unnecessarily negative and downbeat here also.
What is the point in giving up? Rome wasn't built in a day.
Why cant we be the first democratic internet nation? If we were to buy a real life small island and call that Ximboland thus giving us a real piece of land would that now mean we can be a real nation in your opinion?
thanks again
From the RULES thread at the top of every Forum category:
“President Miss Bimbo and members of Team President are allowed to edit and delete posts, to forum ban, jail or perm-ban any player based on their own judgment.
“Punishments will not be discussed in public (forum and comments), outside of ximbo.land or with anyone else beside the player in question. Any kind of discussion on this matter takes place in private via PMs.
“Warnings will not be discussed in public either unless they were made public.”
I could have made another contest out of this one, but I think we can dispense with such frivolities now.
Those three paragraphs could be the basis for Miss Bimbos claim that the Democracy element of Ximboland is teetering on the edge of default…
A Democracy doesn’t exist on just voting. Without a Constitution that is worshipped as the highest law of the land…higher than Pink House and Miss Bimbo herself….
Is a democracy in name only…will quickly fall into authoritarian hands.
Look at those rules. They are only a year and a half old. Toki’s rules which preceded this were much more elaborate.
They have been greatly simplified now…probably to make things easier for the people who have to push the button…
…to jail you, or ban you, permanently, for a crime you are not entitled to even SEE THE EVIDENCE OF…and you better not discuss, anywhere, with anyone, either here, or on some off site forum…including but not limited to, Discord, Reddit, Facebook, YouTube, Xwitter, the Jerusalem Post, you get the picture.
those rules are still in force, and unless something is done before this next election, Miss Bimbo has every right, to dissolve Parliament and declare Ximboland a Monarchy until such time as she thinks her democracy is once again functioning to her standards.
I’m making this post because I am guessing these are some of THE RECEIPTS needed to flesh out the EXACT CHANGES that will get us back to a citizen voting system…if the current incarnation of PH is to be shown the door.Until Miss Bimbo appears once more…I wish you all well this Christmas Shopping Season.
Oh and I almost forgot…this
“Do not undermine Ximboland's democracy, president or her government. Examples of undermining include but are not limited to: Harassing, attacking, insulting the
Team President,
Prime Bimbo,
Ministers of Government,
PB's staff and
State Ministers.”
notice what’s missing? This I could make a contest out of…maybe I will.
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Yes perhaps we have all taken our eyes off teh ball and not held the powers that be to account enough. Me included. Oh well - Bimbos are bimbos after all and its time to make things right again.
If the people cant critique the government, it is not a democracy.Well this has confused me. I was under the impression our governments are generally left leaning.
Since most of the bimbos in power are right wing anti sjw etc, I have observed bimbos being able to harass and act in highly inappropriate ways in the name of making fun of what they deem woke or sjw. They receive no real consequences and are friends with the people in power of the game. That makes any political engagement by people who does not share this right wing view pointless because the "government" is biased. Id rather just enjoy the game and the friendships Ive made here... If you raise your voice you are met with aggression and condecending responses. But for some reason its okay to harass people in racist and transphobic ways.... It makes no sense... So its not really a democracy is it??
Anyway Chris is delusional and this is all laughable, but frustrating... Are we children or adults here?
Also "Richard Fromage" LOOOL you guys really think we are stupid dont you? I am getting so tired of this stuff. I am disgusted by you adult people behaving like literal kids. You are thirsty for drama and love feeling like victimized right wing people.
And, LilyAnn we get it you are right wing! Good for you. Your post about Greta and Tate was lame.
Im tired.
Some random thoughts, so I apologize if I'm all over the map here: Some of us are just here to have a little fun and play dress-up games, make and share cute, sexy outfits, view other peoples' creative looks and react, share gifs, etc. We have enough hassle and strife in our real lives, that we don't need it in our little fantasy online lives. Real life is political enough.Those of us who have no interest in the politics of this site, or any interest in paying real money to play or running for office ourselves just want to be left alone to have our fun. I keep supporting L, my state minister, because I think she does a great job and lets us Agnosticans have a good, fun "Ximboland" life. None of this should really be taken very seriously, because at the end of the day this is just a GAME afterall, and nothing that happens here has any bearing on real life. I think some of the people who play this game need to chill out.The whole renaming this site to Ximboland was really silly. Was "Bimboland" too offensive? What? Who was actually offended by that, and if you were, don't you have more important things to worry about? So yeah, there is some "wokeness" for sure, but what does "woke" even mean anymore? Those of us who didn't like the name change moved on and kept playing because we liked the game regardless of the name. It made little difference to the core of what made Bimboland fun! It'd be like if they renamed Tetris to BlockDrop; stupid, pointless decision, but same game so still fun regardless of the name.A few people posting have made some really unfair generalizations. Some people think that that world would be a better place if men didn't tend to dominate politics. Really? Have you seen how catty and petty some women can be toward each other? People are people, and power is power, regardless of gender. Ocasio-Cortez is insane and hostile, for example, and I hope to heck she never becomes President of the US! That would be a dangerous disaster.Some people have suggested that "right wingers" don't like dress up games. Why not? Why wouldn't they? Some people have also suggested that just because someone is "right wing," that they automatically hate the LGBT community, or they're automatically racist. You know there are a LOT of gay, trans, black, Latina, etc... "conservatives" out there, right? Being of a certain ethnicity, or gender, or orientation doesn't mean you HAVE to vote a certain way, and anyone who says that they must... well they're the closed-minded ones.Regarding left and right politics, in real life, very few issues are EVER right or left. I'm tired of this idea that because you lean "right" on one issue, you automatically have to lean "right" on all others. No. Not at all. No one else has the right to tell you how you should vote, or what you should believe is right about any given issue. That's on YOU to decide for yourself, based on your own intelligence, morality, beliefs, life experiences, culture, upbringing, etc.I lean left on some issues, and I lean right on some issues, and tend to fall somewhere in the middle on most things. This is why "swing voters" are so important in real life democratic nations. They listen to all the politicians' platforms, and vote on whomever they think is going to do the best thing for them and their loved ones, their communities, etc., regardless of what political party's logo happens to be on their lapel pin.People who vote for someone simply because they wear a Donkey or an Elephant, Red or Blue... are they REALLY weighing their options? Are they REALLY politically informed? If someone votes against a politician because they made one misguided comment, or because their friend told them that politician was "evil"... are they REALLY making an informed political choice?Anyway, that ended up being a way longer rant than I thought it would be. Thanks for reading, if you made it all the way to the end, haha.
What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here