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Ximboland democracy failures and how to address it

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01.12.2023
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KatieBoutique
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Secville
24.12.2023 15:50:52
KatieBoutique

Christmas Cards (graphics) are beginning to show up in my comments section.
I look at the names of the people who send them.
They are the greatest slayyyers in the game.
It fills my heart with joy and love for all the besties here in Ximboland.

May your Holidays be filled with light.

Katie and Slayto

24.12.2023 15:50:52

SweetasNuts
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Atheista
24.12.2023 16:02:45
SweetasNuts

It may surprise no one when i say that 50% of this chat reads like gibberish to me . 
What I do know is 

1) blecky is our esteemed PB and I have changed no rules whatsoever to date . I am simply stating what will change in feb and sharing ideas 

2) I am investigating the conduct of one of our own employees and will report back 

3) by and large I see a lot of people whom care about Ximboland having tit for tat . 
We have to find a way to live together in peace because exiling/executing each other is not acceptable . 
I think it’s time  to put to bed the notion that no one wants to be Pb/pink house . Looks like
there are more people than we think 

24.12.2023 16:02:45



herbivore_princess
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24.12.2023 16:30:57
herbivore_princess

 wow, i think that's the first thing i've seen u say that i agree with

thanks for actually listening to us. i agree a lot of it reads as confusing to me, too (only being here a month or so)

i still don't agree with you instating yourself as prime bimbo as 'democracy' tho. if u wanna run your site that is fine, but its not democracy x

24.12.2023 16:30:57

ButterfIy
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Secville
24.12.2023 17:57:54
ButterfIy

Can everybody just stop responding to Gemima at this point? It’s obvious that she lacks the cognitive capacity to a) read properly and b) process the answers to questions. Let’s all let her have a merry Christmas, who knows what next year looks like for her.

24.12.2023 17:57:54
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Dean Winchester
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Atheista
24.12.2023 20:42:01
Dean Winchester

I should run for prime bimbo my entire thing is gonna be serving looks, girlbossing, and throwing shade. But seriously, I think it would be cool to give back to bimboland.

24.12.2023 20:42:01
Dad
Dad
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Atheista
24.12.2023 20:53:38
Dad

SweetasNuts wrote:
It may surprise no one when i say that 50% of this chat reads like gibberish to me . 
What I do know is 

1) blecky is our esteemed PB and I have changed no rules whatsoever to date . I am simply stating what will change in feb and sharing ideas 

2) I am investigating the conduct of one of our own employees and will report back 

3) by and large I see a lot of people whom care about Ximboland having tit for tat . 
We have to find a way to live together in peace because exiling/executing each other is not acceptable . 
I think it’s time  to put to bed the notion that no one wants to be Pb/pink house . Looks like
there are more people than we think 
Hello Chris, I would first like to thank you for being as responsive as you have been to this issue. Players are indeed interested in participating in Ximboland and helping it grow. There are some other points that might be of interest to you and, by extension, the others watching this thread.

It is worth noting that the infamous cowboy gang trial happened right in the middle of a PB election between users Dye96 and heartmarch. A PB candidate was literally banned in the middle of an election before the trial even started. If anyone is undermining your democracy, it is the dynasty party which includes Dye96. I have only been on Ximboland for a little over 2 years and have already seen 2 instances of competing PB candidates made examples of by the dynasty party (heartmarch, plushklavier). There is absolutely nothing democratic about a ruling party that implies extreme retaliation against their political opponents and critics. That is a dictatorship. It actively discourages users who want to make a change from participating in our elections.

I fully support Iowa's proposition to bring back the progressive punishment system and better definition of the rules. It is not fair that perfectly well-meaning players that want to see Ximboland succeed are at the mercy of the moderators callously waving around the ban tool.


24.12.2023 20:53:38
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

ButterfIy
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24.12.2023 21:00:13
ButterfIy

Not a surprise to anyone that you would want that after being banned three times. It’s almost as if heartmarch planned to rig an election, with evidence, and turn the site upside down resultantly. 

How have you been anyway, Dongtyler? Is Ana still alive?

24.12.2023 21:00:13
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Dad
Dad
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Atheista
24.12.2023 21:13:18
Dad

If you are so adamant that heartmarch planned to rig an election with hundreds of alts (as you claim), why hasn't the FP produced a list of the supposed hundreds alt accounts that the cowboy gang was supposedly farming? They were able to do so in every court case before but all of a sudden, everyone just has to take your word for it?

And no, people joking in a discord server is not equivalent to actually doing the crime. Nobody made a literal army of alts to rig the election. You pulled that out of your ass to save your own hide because of how much heartmarch wanted to get rid of you for how miserable you make the playerbase of this site. Now, can you produce any hard evidence or not? You didn't do so during the trial and you still can't.


24.12.2023 21:13:18
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

AuntieLice
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Secville
24.12.2023 21:19:24
AuntieLice

Quit the bullshit horseplinko, you and muto were straight up admitting to your besties which of the alts were yours after you got banned. You were so pathetic that not only did you have alts that all of you knew about, but you also had alts that you kept from each other till the moment you got banned. Let's not even start talking about your threats to hack the website and getting it shut down and Chris locked up for tax evasion LMAO

Also let's not turn Plush into martyr, he lost the election twice fair and square and then went into hiding (probably to fart on his cat, as he liked bragging about) for a year each time. His account is still up, no one banned him to stop him from winning. Of course that he lost interest in playing when both the Cowboy Gang and the Tumblr Gang are only interested if they get to run the website and turn it into their own little safe space where everyone who disagrees with them gets banned in a second.

24.12.2023 21:19:24
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
ButterfIy
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 164626
Reputation: 47187
Posts: 2297
Secville
24.12.2023 21:24:52
ButterfIy

The tonnes of screenshots shown in the court case are still there for your viewing pleasure, though judging by the way you dress I think I’ll have to print them out for you in braille and mail them over. Just face the facts: you were all panned by the public with 32:6 votes against and for your return. That’s as rough as it gets. Funny how everything is just a “joke” when it benefits you, for example you threatening to rape AuntieLice, but no-one else is extended the same courtesy. You threatened someone with an offence that is punishable with prison time and, if you were paying attention, Chris agrees that those threatening violence should indeed be and remain banned. I also have to question why you would come back to a site you and your friends tried to take down for tax evasion when you looked through the sites tax records. Did your life get that boring (not to assume that it wasn’t already or that you even have one)?

Why does everyone keep dodging the question about whether heartmarch is alive? This is the third time I’ve asked and I’m starting to get concerned.

24.12.2023 21:24:52
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!

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