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Ximboland democracy failures and how to address it

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Miss Bimbo
Dad
Dad
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Atheista
24.12.2023 21:38:20
Dad

Quit the bullshit horseplinko, you and muto were straight up admitting to your besties which of the alts were yours after you got banned. You were so pathetic that not only did you have alts that all of you knew about, but you also had alts that you kept from each other till the moment you got banned. Let's not even start talking about your threats to hack the website and getting it shut down and Chris locked up for tax evasion LMAO
I have done absolutely none of those things. Pointing out that the site has serious security flaws is not threatening to hack the site. And I never threatened to lock Chris up for tax evasion or whatever else you come up with. Again, can you produce any evidence? No? Then shut up and stop making things up.

Also let's not turn Plush into martyr, he lost the election twice fair and square and then went into hiding (probably to fart on his cat, as he liked bragging about) for a year each time. His account is still up, no one banned him to stop him from winning. Of course that he lost interest in playing when both the Cowboy Gang and the Tumblr Gang are only interested if they get to run the website and turn it into their own little safe space where everyone who disagrees with them gets banned in a second
Yes, I think things would have been better if they ran the site. That's why you support a PB candidate that you believe is going to make the site better.
The tonnes of screenshots shown in the court case are still there for your viewing pleasure, though judging by the way you dress I think I’ll have to print them out for you in braille and mail them over. Just face the facts: you were all panned by the public with 32:6 votes against and for your return. That’s as rough as it gets. Funny how everything is just a “joke” when it benefits you, for example you threatening to rape AuntieLice, but no-one else is extended the same courtesy. You threatened someone with an offence that is punishable with prison time and, if you were paying attention, Chris agrees that those threatening violence should indeed be and remain banned. I also have to question why you would come back to a site you and your friends tried to take down for tax evasion when you looked through the sites tax records. Did your life get that boring (not to assume that it wasn’t already or that you even have one)
The screenshots are not enough to justify your case. Can you read? I'm asking you to provide hard evidence of an alt farm used to rig the election since you apparently have it but you keep dodging this point because you have nothing. We were banned before the trial had even started and weren't even given a proper opportunity to defend ourselves. You and the PH ran the narrative from start to finish. Of course the vote would be a landslide if everyone constantly only hears one perspective.

Also, I did not threaten to rape AuntieLice. It's absolutely abhorrent that you would make this up about someone and go around trivializing SA threats on a dress-up game. Seriously, what is wrong with you? I did nothing even remotely close to that.

Why does everyone keep dodging the question about whether heartmarch is alive? This is the third time I’ve asked and I’m started to get concerned.'
I don't know, i haven't spoken to heartmarch in over a year. Not relevant to the conversation at hand.

24.12.2023 21:38:20
C'mere, sport, give your old man a hug!

AuntieLice
Level 60
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Posts: 2454
Secville
24.12.2023 21:49:44
AuntieLice

Give it a rest dong, you came here crawling back two years after the trial to ask people to give you evidence of all the deranged bullshit you said and done. You realise not everyone is like your little gang, not everyone has 20 Google documents dedicated to keeping "evidence" of what you said? You're unfortunately not relevant enough for that. Just be grateful you got to keep your account, as melodysungjae was not as lucky even tho she was way more deserving of getting another opportunity than you are.

24.12.2023 21:49:44
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
Iowa
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Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.12.2023 00:41:57
Iowa

mariolka is not a victim. even if what lillyann said was true and that it was other people who started being hostile to him first that does not excuse him misgendering people, threatening to break someone's legs, dictating what got uploaded onto the shop and telling shop designers to stop making "rainbow" (read: queer) items for the himbo shop and make "normal" items instead, respond "\o/" to the news that a former player was in hospice and dying, calling like 10+ people the r slur, treating plush like absolute shit, banning someone because he was mad at someone else and then telling her he wouldn't get her account back because he didn't give a fuck, and everything else he's done.

also, i don't believe it was started by other people. he's nice until you disagree with him about literally anything. he was kind to alistair, the owner of that old discord server, and even gifted him a senatorship, until alistair told him to not ERP in the general chat and allowed mods of the discord to remove his messages calling people the r slur. then he-- you guessed it-- called alistair the r slur and then permabanned him.

lei, the person he banned and then told he 'didn't give a fuck', LITERALLY went out of her way to try to defend him in the discord. she tried to vouch for him and say that maybe he was misgendering people because they/them isn't a thing in his native language and he could just be confused:
when she initially politely asked him to help her, as she was under the impression her account had been banned by the hacker, here is how their conversation went before he told her he wasn't going to unban her because he didn't give a fuck (lei was using google translate to speak to him in polish):
lei: I don't understand what you have against me. If I did something wrong, we can talk about it, but I'm not sure what I did to hurt your feelings.
mariolka: you're a two-faced slut
lei: i thought you were a tough guy. that was the impression i got when we first talked. i didn't think i would offend you. you're convinced that i'm against you or that i'm two-faced. i'm not even sure what i said to upset you
mariolka: you should have apologized when you had the chance, cunt, now it's too late for that. i don't give a damn about you and i won't help you with anything
lei: i understand why you are angry with other people. i don't understand why you're mad at me. i was kind to you.
mariolka: hahaha such a bullshit
lei: i didn't even know you were mad at me
mariolka: don't misgender me you bigot!
lei: what did i say that offended you?

considering he called someone who was nothing but nice to him a two-faced slut and a cunt, no i don't believe the whole "he was just responding to people who were mean to him first" story.

this is the last i might post in this thread for a day or two, i just wanted to make that clear. hope everyone who celebrates has a wonderful christmas.

25.12.2023 00:41:57
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Dean Winchester
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Atheista
25.12.2023 03:36:02
Dean Winchester

If I were pb I would do my best to implement a fair justice system. I would also appoint people by their merits not because they are my friends. I would want a variety of perspectives working with me. It’s sad to me that bimboland has become a place where people are afraid to point out problems with the site. A democracy where you do not have freedom of speech is not a democracy, and defeats the point of bimboland.

25.12.2023 03:36:02
KatieBoutique
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Secville
25.12.2023 18:55:31
KatieBoutique

I had a feeling <redacted>'s post was going to be deleted/removed, either by <redacted> or the <redacted>s.
If you missed it...it was one hell of a Christmas Gift to <redacted>...and all of you.

We still have New Years coming.  But for now...Merry Christmas to this thread.

25.12.2023 18:55:31

LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
25.12.2023 19:43:47
LillyAnn

Dad wrote:
If you are so adamant that heartmarch planned to rig an election with hundreds of alts (as you claim), why hasn't the FP produced a list of the supposed hundreds alt accounts that the cowboy gang was supposedly farming? They were able to do so in every court case before but all of a sudden, everyone just has to take your word for it?

And no, people joking in a discord server is not equivalent to actually doing the crime. Nobody made a literal army of alts to rig the election. You pulled that out of your ass to save your own hide because of how much heartmarch wanted to get rid of you for how miserable you make the playerbase of this site. Now, can you produce any hard evidence or not? You didn't do so during the trial and you still can't.

@Dad, it's known you have had many identities. It is also known how exactly you and your friends cheated and that you teach other players to do the same.
You are well aware that your court case was only about whether or not you were welcome to come back with new accounts. The poll says enough.
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Anyway, can you please explain that people joking in a discord server is not equivalent to actually doing the crime to your friends iowa and plush? If it's ok when you guys talk nasty things about others in discord and it is just a joke and not a crime, why you never thought about Mariolka was just joking?
Don't you all talk about equality and democracy? Why don't you show the rest of us in practice that you are sincere for real about what you preach? This way all you display is having a very double standards and that your democracy and equality doesn't really spread farther from your small circle.


Merry Xmas Katie & Slayto, and <redacted(1-4)>s
I had a feeling <redacted>'s post was going to be deleted/removed, either by <redacted> or the <redacted>s.
If you missed it...it was one hell of a Christmas Gift to <redacted>...and all of you.

We still have New Years coming. But for now...Merry Christmas to this thread.
... even tho I have no idea who/what/where <redacted(1-4)>s is/are but very merry, doesn't matter


25.12.2023 19:43:47

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Iowa
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Reasonopia
25.12.2023 20:12:49
Iowa

dad had no power over other people. mariolka is a coder on this site and can ban anyone at any time, as he has done repeatedly. there is a difference between someone talking shit in their own private server and a member of staff being vile towards players, including people who were contributing to the website for free, like shop designers, fashion police, and SMs. that on its own would be unacceptable, but he also abused his power and authority to control the shop and reduce its activity by i would guess at least 70% as well as ban players he didn't like. even if dad truly intended to do something nefarious or unfair the two situations are not AT ALL on the same level

merry christmas everyone!

also can people stop saying "iowa wasn't banned juggalo rights was" like iowa and juggalo rights are not the same singular person, me lol

25.12.2023 20:12:49
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LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
25.12.2023 21:05:41
LillyAnn

...even if dad truly intended to do something nefarious or unfair the two situations are not AT ALL on the same level
They are, except one of them suits your narrative and supports your echo chamber, the other doesn't.

Many people have contributed for the site for free. The difference between them is how they act overall. Contributing is voluntary. No one force anyone to contribute, it's a personal choice. The problem was when some 'contributors' decided it was ok to harm the website and break the rules. The fact they once, sometimes, contributed something doesn't make them entitled to behave like the whole game belongs and depends on them, because simply it doesn't. That is why some of them were banned.

...as he has done repeatedly
Provide a proof for it

...he also abused his power and authority to control the shop and reduce its activity by i would guess at least 70% as well as ban players he didn't like
1) Provide a proof that shop activity was reduced by at least 70% because of him
2) Provide a proof that he banned players because he didn't like them

also can people stop saying "iowa wasn't banned juggalo rights was" like iowa and juggalo rights are not the same singular person, me lol
iowa and juggalo are your bimbo accounts, not your real physical self; one is banned, other isn't. You exist outside of BL and your bimbo accounts, at least I hope so. Otherwise you are bot whose script is bugging a lot.   

25.12.2023 21:05:41

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Iowa
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Reasonopia
25.12.2023 22:31:12
Iowa

i've said literally nothing about the cowboy gang or their trial except that given everything else that's happened and the fact that the cowboy gang wasn't there to defend themselves i don't 100% believe the story we were told, and to reiterate that i wasn't and have never been in the cowboy gang. i'm not saying dad did or didn't do something nefarious and i'm not here to debate that as i had nothing to do with it. i'm simply pointing out the vast differences between the two situations.

i already gave two examples, lei x and alistair (i don't remember his username but he was the owner of the old discord server). even if lei's account was banned by the hacker and not mariolka, she requested that mariolka restore her account like he had done for other people, and he responded by calling her a two-faced slut and a cunt and said "i don't give a damn about you and i won't help you with anything" and didn't give her her account back. that is functionally the same thing as him banning her because he didn't like her. as for alistair, mariolka originally gifted alistair a senatorship, which he took away when alistair told him to stop ERPing in the main chat and to not call people the r-slur, and then alistair was banned completely out of nowhere. plus the screenshots plush posted of him bragging about banning mother meat (i'm 90% sure he was joking when he said it was because he was homophobic and transphobic but the disdain is clear) and then asking if plush should be next. he didn't explicitly say "i'm banning you because i don't like you" verbatim, but i'm not 4 years old i think it's reasonable to say that's the most likely reason given everything else he did say.

also as for the shop: maybe the proof is that shop designers quit en masse because of him and the shop has not recovered since then in terms of productivity? you were there in the old shop workers discord that fell apart because no one could get along with him, you witnessed him exerting authority over what did and didn't get uploaded. torrenoia, viscerae, alienprincefromvenus, xtina 723, kittydeville to my knowledge all quit. other people stopped contributing their designs because nothing was uploaded. the shop is at a snail's pace compared to before he started interfering with it. even if you're willing to make the mental leap to insist that mariolka is completely justified in everything he's ever done that doesn't make anything in this paragraph untrue. people quit because of him, he directly interfered with shop uploads, and the shop slowed down in uploads significantly after he became involved with it and hasn't bounced back. all of that is factual.

i'm not interested in arguing particulars or semantics though. you can point out and try to pick apart specific sentences or things i mention but that doesn't change the overwhelming evidence of him being awful to players and incredibly unprofessional.

25.12.2023 22:31:12
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LillyAnn
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Freethinkerland
25.12.2023 22:47:17
LillyAnn

Why did you get so defensive? I asked you a few simple questions. Looks like you don't have a solid answer to any. Thanks for the effort tho.

25.12.2023 22:47:17

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