Katie can you fuck right off and get them back on the platform so we can collectively fix this bullshit? This is a shitshow! Poorly run government!
Ximboland is under attack
It appears that we are no longer operating under a true government but rather a dictatorship. Nearly all members of the GM have been jailed, with the exception of Katie and her "Himbo" account. Katie has dismissed her FP (Wild Dogs) and replaced them with her own alternate accounts. This stands in stark contrast to the promises made by the MoJ during the election, particularly regarding free speech for all.
yeah what the fuck, why is katie jailing random people who aren't even related to the hack?
she's taking a genuine issue & using it to push her own dumb weird agenda that has NOTHING to do with the hacking scandal (or even with state wars in general)
like....katie is being so crazy abt this, that part of me is scared she instigated the hack just to get rid of players she doesnt like. this is baseless & i HOPE this isnt the case. but she does love the drama....& her account wasnt affected like so many others....
mr nuts, thank you for taking this issue seriously. please reign in your dog too, so we can focus on the actual issue not her fake culture war nonsense!
she's taking a genuine issue & using it to push her own dumb weird agenda that has NOTHING to do with the hacking scandal (or even with state wars in general)
like....katie is being so crazy abt this, that part of me is scared she instigated the hack just to get rid of players she doesnt like. this is baseless & i HOPE this isnt the case. but she does love the drama....& her account wasnt affected like so many others....
mr nuts, thank you for taking this issue seriously. please reign in your dog too, so we can focus on the actual issue not her fake culture war nonsense!
Katie, Republican to Republican - YOU ARE CRAZY and wayyy out of line
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exactly the "leftists were behind the hack" thing katie is trying to push is such a stretch and it's honestly really weird to use something like this as an opportunity to call attention to yourself and spew weird alt-right rhetoric. nothing about this was inherently political, very weird to jump to that immediately
banning all the ppl you dont like and generalizing them as evil leftist hackers isn't behaviour that somebody in a position of power should display, especially not in a democracy
banning all the ppl you dont like and generalizing them as evil leftist hackers isn't behaviour that somebody in a position of power should display, especially not in a democracy
SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)
Dear Ximbos It is with great sadness, annoyance and defiance that I announce that Ximboland has come under attack. As you will be aware we were hacked last night by someone whose intentions are unclear. That said they proceeded to ruin the State...is there anything that can be done about the two ministers that are in jail? As far as I know Chris, you have the powers to release them from jail so they are able to put their electoral programs out. It has been discussed that ministers need to be supporting each other and NOT jailing each other, and it seems we have a common denominator in that. This hacking already makes people want to leave the site because not only did they lose their outfits, but people spend their hard earned money on this site. If it’s a place where people can get jailed for whatever bullshit reason the MoJ sees fit, then you will be lucky if your player base decides to stay.
A couple of us have been discussing this whole ordeal, we've already established SAN and the admins don't know who the nullplayer is but just adding onto that.
We can't say for sure the hacker was a leftist because several openly leftist players also had their outfits affected-
We also can't say the hacker was right-winged because there were some right-leaning players who had their outfits affected.
We can't say the hacker was a friend of Pollyx's/Tibby's because many of Polly and Tibby's friends had their outfits impacted-
We also can't say the hacker was angry/against Pollyx/Tibby specifically because people who dislike the two of them ALSO had their outfits erased.
We can't say the players whose outfits were erased were chosen randomly because many people who logged on WEREN'T affected and most of the players who were affected were also highly ranked in State wars (players like mbbybby, carcrashbimbo, susan slutzky, eunyce, kirstyd8, slick_d and bimbo pimp who were all page 1) or players who you could find on the pink house tab either because they're in a position of power or they're a paying senator (players like katieboutique, sweetasnuts, mariolka, katrynah, daphnee_mino, spiffyfunpants, isolde, melpomene and lovesoldier)
We also can't say players were exclusively targeted on the basis of rank in state wars/pink house because players who weren't particularly high ranked or listed in the pink house were targetted (players like ultrabimbo, lyah, miruu, gemima1984 and cyprienne) and several people who were high ranked in either state wars or the pink house weren't targetted (as far as I'm aware classybimbo, aveda (?), lovelifegirl (?), slayyyocrates, asmoday, blecky89, baby ditz or laura_cat_again weren't targetted)
What I'm getting at is there's not a real pattern we can follow here because the players clearly aren't random- the ones targetted do tend to have some things in common with each other but it's not exclusively those who were high ranked, left-wing, right-wing, friends of tibby/polly or people who dislike tibby/polly. We can't really say for sure anyone who opposes any of those groups was behind the attack because the correlation is moderate at best for any of these categories so jailing people (especially those who still need to put up their electoral programme before the end of term!!!) based on any of those factors wouldn't make sense since you can't prove they had any real link to the hacker given we have no idea what the hacker's motive/intention was- beyond causing chaos.
While I'm sure we all appreciated the efforts of the Fashion Police during the event in their attempts to stop it from escalating, this is a bizarre move and makes no sense
[I'm not sure the person who originally began looking into this wants to be credited due to harassment but to be clear this is not my original theory/work, I was just there for the conversation]
We can't say for sure the hacker was a leftist because several openly leftist players also had their outfits affected-
We also can't say the hacker was right-winged because there were some right-leaning players who had their outfits affected.
We can't say the hacker was a friend of Pollyx's/Tibby's because many of Polly and Tibby's friends had their outfits impacted-
We also can't say the hacker was angry/against Pollyx/Tibby specifically because people who dislike the two of them ALSO had their outfits erased.
We can't say the players whose outfits were erased were chosen randomly because many people who logged on WEREN'T affected and most of the players who were affected were also highly ranked in State wars (players like mbbybby, carcrashbimbo, susan slutzky, eunyce, kirstyd8, slick_d and bimbo pimp who were all page 1) or players who you could find on the pink house tab either because they're in a position of power or they're a paying senator (players like katieboutique, sweetasnuts, mariolka, katrynah, daphnee_mino, spiffyfunpants, isolde, melpomene and lovesoldier)
We also can't say players were exclusively targeted on the basis of rank in state wars/pink house because players who weren't particularly high ranked or listed in the pink house were targetted (players like ultrabimbo, lyah, miruu, gemima1984 and cyprienne) and several people who were high ranked in either state wars or the pink house weren't targetted (as far as I'm aware classybimbo, aveda (?), lovelifegirl (?), slayyyocrates, asmoday, blecky89, baby ditz or laura_cat_again weren't targetted)
What I'm getting at is there's not a real pattern we can follow here because the players clearly aren't random- the ones targetted do tend to have some things in common with each other but it's not exclusively those who were high ranked, left-wing, right-wing, friends of tibby/polly or people who dislike tibby/polly. We can't really say for sure anyone who opposes any of those groups was behind the attack because the correlation is moderate at best for any of these categories so jailing people (especially those who still need to put up their electoral programme before the end of term!!!) based on any of those factors wouldn't make sense since you can't prove they had any real link to the hacker given we have no idea what the hacker's motive/intention was- beyond causing chaos.
While I'm sure we all appreciated the efforts of the Fashion Police during the event in their attempts to stop it from escalating, this is a bizarre move and makes no sense
[I'm not sure the person who originally began looking into this wants to be credited due to harassment but to be clear this is not my original theory/work, I was just there for the conversation]
We are indeed under attack. From the inside. Our MoJ, Katieboutique randomly puts everyone she dislikes in jail and then just disappears. It has been 12 hours since she last logged on. We need answers and real justice. Not tyranny from a minister that thinks she can use her powers to jail random people and elected members of the government. A minister appointed by a self proclaimed dictator who is blind to the abuse of his appointed MoJ.
Is THIS what a democracy is? Is THIS what we value? Tyranny and random persecution? Is this the future of Ximboland?
Happiness is inside yourself
Freedom for all those who are in prison without proven guilt.
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Jeebus what the heck is going on here? Back to my stat of perpetual hibernation…
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