Dear Ximbos
It is with great sadness, annoyance and defiance that I announce that Ximboland has come under attack.
As you will be aware we were hacked last night by someone whose intentions are unclear. That said they proceeded to ruin the State wars and desecrate President Miss Bimbos fashion code.
Preliminary reports from the Minister of defence suggest that this was an act of treason from someone whom knows about Ximboland from within rather than an act of war from a foreign land.
It goes without saying that when we catch the traitor then their punishment for this will be the complete deportation from Ximboland into permanent exile and we will notify the relevant legal authorities of their new homeland for illegally hacking into a private property. Justice will be served.
A reminder that we store ZERO banking information in Ximboland so there is no information that you share with us that could be valuable to hostile foes like the idiot killjoy who did this. We use a 3rd party payment provider (paypal) exactly for this reason ie we have nothing of particular value to anyone. So please dont worry.
As for State wars - it was running fairly and smoothly and was very well organised by the right honourable Minister for Entertainment until this unforeseen circumstance. I can only apologise for this inconvenience and will be back with more soon.
I call for calm and level heads at this difficult time - we will be back in contact after we have worked out how they achieved this disgusting act of sabotage. Ximboland has been through difficult times before and we always rise up from the flames. We will do so again.
Yours faithfully
Sweetasnuts
p.s if anyone has any info please do get in to contact with the right honourable Minister of Defence
It is with great sadness, annoyance and defiance that I announce that Ximboland has come under attack.
As you will be aware we were hacked last night by someone whose intentions are unclear. That said they proceeded to ruin the State wars and desecrate President Miss Bimbos fashion code.
Preliminary reports from the Minister of defence suggest that this was an act of treason from someone whom knows about Ximboland from within rather than an act of war from a foreign land.
It goes without saying that when we catch the traitor then their punishment for this will be the complete deportation from Ximboland into permanent exile and we will notify the relevant legal authorities of their new homeland for illegally hacking into a private property. Justice will be served.
A reminder that we store ZERO banking information in Ximboland so there is no information that you share with us that could be valuable to hostile foes like the idiot killjoy who did this. We use a 3rd party payment provider (paypal) exactly for this reason ie we have nothing of particular value to anyone. So please dont worry.
As for State wars - it was running fairly and smoothly and was very well organised by the right honourable Minister for Entertainment until this unforeseen circumstance. I can only apologise for this inconvenience and will be back with more soon.
I call for calm and level heads at this difficult time - we will be back in contact after we have worked out how they achieved this disgusting act of sabotage. Ximboland has been through difficult times before and we always rise up from the flames. We will do so again.
Yours faithfully
Sweetasnuts
p.s if anyone has any info please do get in to contact with the right honourable Minister of Defence
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