Ximboland is under attack

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22.04.2025 12:58:45
SweetasNuts

Thanks for your messages.

To answer some of your points:

1) @KatieBoutique is the right honourable Minister of Justice for Ximboland.

As I have said 1 thousand times - the Minister of Justice has the power to administer justice as they see fit with powers bestowed upon them by the President - Miss Bimbo I.
That is our legal and political system and it is remaining this way until next term - so please respect this and stop trying to undermine Ximboland by asking me or others to autocratically change our laws.

Personally it saddens me to see the jailing of fellow ministers but we have had this system in place for a while now and the same rules applied then as now. So please can everyone stop asking us to change the laws. That in itself is treason ie encouraging me to become an autocrat and overrule a minister of justice.
If you don't like or respect our laws then you are free to keep your head down or disappear for 9 days and come back in the next term ie when Blecky will attempt to do the same tricky job.
Its a very tricky and challenging job but my loyalty always remains with the incumbent whom is fighting for ximboland rather than the angry voices of others. Threatening to do this or not spend that or whatever does not have any effect either - Ximboland is about true Ximbo led democracy and I can not and will not be bought or held to ransom by anyone for any money at any time.

2) Coming to hacking and state wars
Yes we are still looking into this but I can confirm we have a solid lead as shared by the right Honourable Minister of Justice.
Richard/Cherri - thanks for highlighting some flaws in our coding.
We will get on and resolve them.
Why did you choose the middle of state wars to share this though?
That was mean and un necessary - you could and should have done it at a better time to cause less suffering for everyone.

3) Coming to refunds for anyone who spent money on state wars. Yes of course if this is cancelled forever then we will refund anyone who wasted their time and money. We are just looking into the best way to proceed and I will keep you informed.
Same with any clothes or wardrobes - we have the database history so can and will ensure no one suffers unduly.


22.04.2025 12:58:45



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22.04.2025 13:10:18
LoveSoldier

So to clarify, the MoJ can jail anyone for any reason even if the rule they're breaking (and being punished for) does not exist and there is no evidence to them breaking that rule does not exist?

22.04.2025 13:10:18
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22.04.2025 13:12:43
SweetasNuts

Coming to the future =

This system of 3 month termly 'mini autocrats' is going to remain forever.
It is in the DNA of Ximboland and it is the perfect antidote to the long term indefinite autocratic systems we see in Twitter and facebook etc

So please can you all get your heads around this and accept it.
And work with it from within and refrain from trying to get me or others to overthrow the Minister of Justice. Its not going to happen. Change is Ximboland must be as democratic as possible and gradual.
This means you are going to live under the rules of another fellow Ximbo forever now and sometimes you MAY not like them or their decisions. 

What you can do? 
Keep your head down and keep quiet and dont get yourself jailed
Go on holiday and come back in teh next term
Stand and be counted and change things gradually from within 
Discuss things maturely and critically in the Xemocracy arena

What you shouldnt do?
Threaten me or ximboland to change the minister of justice or else...
Threaten the minister of justice or their fashion police 
Act dramatically as if ximboland is about to end. Its not - its been online since 2006 

22.04.2025 13:12:43



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22.04.2025 13:14:11
SweetasNuts


22.04.2025 13:14:11



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22.04.2025 13:15:53
Gemima1984

Sorry, do you have any actual evidence that bxdcherri and Richard Fromage are behind the hacking beyond the words of a user who is blatantly not thinking rationally and has a history of delusion and posting baseless conspiracy theories?

Also I've seen several users highlight to you there's serious issues with the site security historically and you've always blown it off so don't act like this is news to you. It's telling that you haven't taken the site down for maintenance whilst it's evident the hacker is still "at large" to contain the issue. You are perfectly happy for everybody's data and information to be at risk so long as the passive income keeps coming in. It's not acceptable.


22.04.2025 13:15:53
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22.04.2025 13:16:14
SweetasNuts

At around 1 min mark you can see me talking unconfident nonsense. That is 17 years ago now - so you can clearly see that being dramatic and suggesting that anything is going to be the 'end' of Ximboland is not going to cut the mustard.
I have heard it all about 1 million times by now  

22.04.2025 13:16:14



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22.04.2025 13:17:04
SweetasNuts

No evidence as yet but its obvious isnt it? 

Gemima1984
wrote: (original post HERE)
Sorry, do you have any actual evidence that bxdcherri and Richard Fromage are behind the hacking beyond the words of a user who is blatantly not thinking rationally and has a history of delusion and posting baseless conspiracy theories? Also I've...


22.04.2025 13:17:04



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22.04.2025 13:18:05
bleedariver

Are u going to update the site banner art to make it say Autocratic instead of Fashionable or are Katie's contributions as minister of cash cow-ocracy only stretching as far as hosting the domain and furnishing the Blighty cafe walls? Any Art budget left or no?

22.04.2025 13:18:05

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22.04.2025 13:20:22
kimjongin

Chris, could you please stop roleplaying for a single second and take this matter seriously? Your website is going DEFUNCT at this rate. No one cares about the integrity of "the system" and appointed roles when the system is obviously broken and a single user is making this game unplayable. It's bizarre how the entire playerbase is telling you, in unison, that they're unhappy with how things are ran yet you refuse to do anything about it as the owner of this website. Do you actually care about this place at all? 
I believe that if you want this place to be a "xemocracy" or whatever and you personally refuse to do anything about this, we should absolutely be allowed to vote out someone who is wreaking havoc on the website. Do you expect us to put up with this while ministers and other users that Katie holds a vendetta against are being jailed at random?

22.04.2025 13:20:22
                  
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22.04.2025 13:20:40
Gemima1984

SweetasNuts wrote: (original post HERE)
No evidence as yet but its obvious isnt it? Gemima1984 wrote: (original post HERE)Sorry, do you have any actual evidence that bxdcherri and Richard Fromage are behind the hacking beyond the words of a user who is blatantly not thinking rationally...
Given neither user have been active recently and a toddler with an iPad could hack this place, I'm going to say no, it's not obvious and you probably shouldn't throw out baseless claims.

22.04.2025 13:20:40

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