obviously i had to boast about my irl bestie and ximboland wife: mommymilkers01. she’s always someone i can come to when times get hard, she makes me laugh, she’s the only person that can lightheartedly (not always) makes fun of me (she’s a virgo she needs to get it out of her system) on top of that you KNOW that’s your best friend when you can be straight forward with each other (she makes it funny). at the same time- she always knows how to uplift me and supports me through everything. i genuinely couldn’t have asked for a better best friend. she is LITERALLY the life of the party- she told this insane story at a party that got everyone listening. hands down the best entertainment and proudest moment i have ever experienced in my life: like she’s crazy but she’s MY crazy. i’m nuts too so it works. when you see me and mommy i can only imagine people think this: “wow yeah,.. those are two besties- how awesome”, “holy fuck they have sone interesting lives” (cause we talk at 88% volume, or “damn these russians are loud as shit!” tbh i wouldnt have wanted it any other way. she’s a huge nerd for anime but it works out so well cause tbh her and my bf can talk about it while i check in on whatever chaotic event is happening on XL, afterwards fill HER in, boyfriend is forced to have a opinion on the current events- yeeehawwee. in relation to ximboland- i always get so excited when i see her upload a new outfits. what i enjoy about her outfits is that there’s always some kind of fantasy element to it. my hands down favorite outfits is the white hair, black clothes, her doll outfit and her cosplay. it’s just so perfect and so mommy. i love seeing her around ximboland since it’s pretty comforting. i always laugh if i coincidentally comment on someone’s post right after she does. like “oh shit, what’s up bestie, im just hanging here toooo!” mommy has been a blessing to me, she picked me up when i was low, i’ll always be thankful for having a psychology group project with her. that day we all worked on it- me and mommy wouldn’t stfu. it was a instant bond however i was so messed in the head i isolated myself. a couple of years later we reconnected and it’s awesome. i met my bestie who also speaks russian like y’all i legit lucked out. i’m geeking out so hard because she’s genuinely the coolest ever and i wish everyone can experience a friendship like this. to mommymilkers01: thank you for being my best fuckinf friend. you’re most certainly going to be the cool aunt that encourages to do everything i don’t know about. that’s good, it’s cannon. i seriously love you so much and i can’t wait for our crazy adventures. i’ll get back into anime so we can both geek out over anime edits. xoxo
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
