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Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

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Created
02.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806928
Reputation: 323180
Posts: 1661
Agnostica
07.04.2024 00:19:07
craigslist-stripper

man i figured the “public’s princess” would get more than 5-10 upvotes on average. even if you aren’t voting for yourself that’s just kinda sad considering your claim…

07.04.2024 00:19:07

Sw33t4sNvts the Parody
Level 3
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 20
Reputation: 50
Posts: 5
Agnostica
07.04.2024 08:50:58
Sw33t4sNvts the Parody

I believe it was a typo. What she meant was "lice infected pubic princess"

07.04.2024 08:50:58
Faceless, sexless avatars can’t get upset
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22910
Reputation: 5578
Posts: 241
Atheista
07.04.2024 09:39:48
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
Your posting in topic this SweetasNuts created after he became prime ximbo. nearly all teh topics he creates gets clicks and posts. he pulls people in you do not. maybe put all this energy you have posting in SweetasNuts topics and focus on your state
That my twin is very optimistic advice for dyslexic attention disorder affected genderists
SweetasNuts is their guilty pleasure
We are their guilty pleasure
AntieLice and Butterfly are their guilty pleasure
Sisters Katie and Justicee and brother Hamza are their guilty pleasure
Outspoken and smart real bimbo Bimbo Pimp is their guilty pleasure

However Miss Sasha is there to help them cope with their fixations
Perhaps they can find a hobby such as gardening and grass touching . Perhaps a little self esteem and sleep improvement can help Craiglist stripper and Hera with focusing on their states
 

07.04.2024 09:39:48
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274650
Reputation: 64436
Posts: 1038
Atheista
07.04.2024 16:17:42
Angel Dust

well well well if it isnt the blowjob brothers 

07.04.2024 16:17:42
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806928
Reputation: 323180
Posts: 1661
Agnostica
07.04.2024 17:32:42
craigslist-stripper

Sw33t4sNvts the Parody wrote:
I believe it was a typo. What she meant was "lice infected pubic princess"
lmao auntielice has crabs confirmed. maybe she should try shaving her hairy beaver? ive heard that helps ;)

07.04.2024 17:32:42

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19276378
Reputation: 104391
Posts: 2841
Reasonopia
07.04.2024 19:30:53
KatieBoutique

Governments Ximbo accounts to manage/roleplay
All the following bimbos were co founder of Ximboland with Sindy Laarson/Miss Bimbo.

Tash 'Hotlegs' Robinson - Prime Ximbo (Miss Bimbos best friend and style guru)
Matt ‘11 inches’ McNamara
- Fashion Police(Sindy/Miss Bimbos first love) - power to start Ximboland trials
Bianca Firezza
- Minister of Fashion (Sindy/Miss old school friend. Didnt get on with Sindy - rival)
Sloane Hendrix the First
 - Minister of Style (old school friend - doesnt like Bianca and differs in fashion tastes)
Mimi ‘36DD’ Martinez
- Fashion police (old school friend)
Professor Sssnake
- Fashion police (old school teacher) - Minister of Justice


Thanks for posting this.

I'm looking them over and think Tash, Bianca and Mimi would be good to start off with.

They will need 4 outfits each, tagged for fights, debate answers, and they will need to play the game of course.

I know these characters well. You know who reminds me of Professor Snake the most? Dad.

Don't be fooled by the name Prof S. is pretty awesome.



07.04.2024 19:30:53
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168146
Reputation: 78530
Posts: 2452
Secville
07.04.2024 21:41:47
AuntieLice

craigslist-stripper wrote:
Sw33t4sNvts the Parody wrote:
I believe it was a typo. What she meant was "lice infected pubic princess"
lmao auntielice has crabs confirmed. maybe she should try shaving her hairy beaver? ive heard that helps ;)
Girl, your bestie who claims to be a man has yellow vaginal discharge, so let's not. Also your obsession with likes and dislikes on Bimboland is nothing short of hilarious. I suppose it's only befitting for transvestites who live for constant validation since your whole identity doesn't even exist if others don't acknowledge it.


07.04.2024 21:41:47
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806928
Reputation: 323180
Posts: 1661
Agnostica
07.04.2024 22:31:49
craigslist-stripper

awww its okay princess :’( much like going outside, i wouldnt expect you to understand likes vs dislikes, as you get ratioed on every post you make - it’s just not very relevant to your daily experience 

07.04.2024 22:31:49

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168146
Reputation: 78530
Posts: 2452
Secville
07.04.2024 22:51:49
AuntieLice

The way that your caretaker wheeling you around your neighborhood twice in a few weeks has been such a life changing experience for you that you had to mention it on Bimboland 5 times now will never stop being funny.

07.04.2024 22:51:49
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806928
Reputation: 323180
Posts: 1661
Agnostica
07.04.2024 22:54:17
craigslist-stripper

hmm fascinating response. truly original and totally based in reality



07.04.2024 22:54:17

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