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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
192
Created
26.02.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 345811
Reputation: 27049
Posts: 735
Secville
04.03.2024 02:24:14
ximboglizzy

sweetasnuts,

love love love how you decided to do this even tho this goes against badcherri philosophy. you’re so naughty for this fr you should go stand in the corner and think about your actions.

 anyways,
i have some pretty questionable outfits posted and i volunteer as tribute to be prosecuted for my funky fashion picks.

idk if you’re being for real about the fashion failure hat but tbh i want it. actually wait no don’t want it because my fashion is soooooo goood, don’t vote against me guys aha ha. 

thanks bro

04.03.2024 02:24:14
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KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19276459
Reputation: 104428
Posts: 2852
Reasonopia
04.03.2024 03:29:32
KatieBoutique

Liz…that comment deserves a billboard…and I have just the thing for it.

04.03.2024 03:29:32
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10274
Posts: 726
Atheista
04.03.2024 16:19:55
SweetasNuts

Wow - what a result. Quite remarkable really that 76 esteemed senators should vote and be split down the middle like that. What are the chances?

I guess a draw means that the defendant has been found not guilty and as such Richard Fromage walks free and is saved from the punishment of having to get down and dirty with the President's feet.

Personally I am shocked and disappointed that the senators did not find this man guilty of serious fashion crimes and to me its indicative of how far we have fallen as a fashionable society.
Certainly those of you whom were here in 2014/2015 will recall how we would never have seen such Ximbos dressed this way on our streets.

I concede that 'Ximbo fashion' is subjective ie one Ximbo may wear a pink chanel and another may wear a purple Lacoste. However thats Bimbo fashion. 
Richards attire can not be classed as Bimbo fashion whatsoever and thus he should have been found guilty of a serious fashion crime against Ximboland.
38 senators made a mistake.

This point is important because if we wish to be taken seriously on the world stage then we need to be dressed fashionably. The clue is in the name. Standards have clearly fallen under successive governments whom have completely neglected the 'Bimbo fashion' in the Fashionable republic of Ximboland. Instead they have allowed subversive niche or 'normie' fashion to enter our Bimbo world. 

They have stopped being Bimbos and they have stopped leading and have allowed many deprived and degenerate fashion senses to emerge and exist unchallenged.
Standards have been allowed to slip and thus tattoos, baggy clothes, niche styles, small penises and hairy bodies have increased tenfold on the streets of Bimbo City. This in turn has led to an increase in Bimphobia and anti-bimitism - both ugly traits that I thought we would never see here in Ximboland. Of all places.

We are in the midst of a Bimbo/fashion culture war and we must remain vigilant and all aspire to dress appropriately moving forward lest our society suffer.
I will do my best to help by urging the government to take fashion seriously and urging the courts to continue to prosecute those whom seek to undermine our once great 'Fashionable republic of Ximboland'.


04.03.2024 16:19:55

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7807064
Reputation: 323244
Posts: 1661
Agnostica
04.03.2024 16:35:34
craigslist-stripper

Instead they have allowed subversive niche or 'normie' fashion to enter our Bimbo world 
fascinated how you can use these words together and think you make sense. do you know what any of the slang you use means? you “avid gooner” you

04.03.2024 16:35:34

Pollyx
Level 126
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 1566169
Reputation: 49435
Posts: 800
Antitheocra
04.03.2024 16:48:09
Pollyx

why are you making this your hill to die on? why is this more important to you than like, retaining senators you seem to want? this doesn't do anything to make you more money, it actually makes you lose money. absolutely baffling

04.03.2024 16:48:09
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craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7807064
Reputation: 323244
Posts: 1661
Agnostica
04.03.2024 17:01:29
craigslist-stripper

hey chris im trying to do my due diligence and find examples of this so-called "normie fashion" to avoid, since it is so detrimental to the beautiful, fashionable republic you have founded here, but im a bit confused? which of these looks is a threat to our ideals because they're all kind of dressed like you? or have i just stumbled onto even more evidence that suggests mr. nuts should be the next one on trial based on his own criteria



04.03.2024 17:01:29

Richard Fromage
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1264
Reputation: 2499
Posts: 48
Reasonopia
04.03.2024 17:05:28
Richard Fromage



04.03.2024 17:05:28
ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 345811
Reputation: 27049
Posts: 735
Secville
04.03.2024 21:04:31
ximboglizzy

me when sweetasnuts:



here’s a tldr for you guys to save the reading time:

wahwahwah bimbos ugly wahwah i wear black pants to hide my skid marks wahwah you guys are sooooo ugly wahwah fuck u dick cheese wahwah fuck u useless senators 

04.03.2024 21:04:31
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halobear8
Level 73
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 310122
Reputation: 105330
Posts: 1814
Freethinkerland
05.03.2024 18:48:55
halobear8

Why would anyone take fashion direction from a man who doesn't know left from right? 

05.03.2024 18:48:55
 
SweetasNuts FOREVER
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1414
Reputation: 1628
Posts: 81
Atheista
10.03.2024 23:09:36
SweetasNuts FOREVER

Prime ximbo, Government ministers and UX police falsely accused us for impersonating staff and threaten to exile Nuts brothers and their fans without Handsome Himbo Trial
'enemies from within' dont care about original Mister SweetasNuts they use him as an excuse to impose a tyranny to fight teh only real opposition
That is unacceptable and shall not be tolerated

Be on guard real bimbos as some of you clearly care for Fashionable republic of Ximboland and our fledgling democracy. Some of you want to help us build Ximboland fashionable again.

However some of you are clearly just here to bring Ximboland down.
It’s clear you are using the  ‘impersonating staff’ as a moral outrage simply to cause disruption and to undermine.
I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Ximboland, the President and original SweetasNuts down.

I ask all real ximbos ie hot bimbos, handsome himbos and anyone who loves Bimboland to fight against ‘enemies from within’ and UX, SUX, DUX and AB whom are trying to undermine our president, our citizens, our fledgling democracy and SweetasNuts fans







10.03.2024 23:09:36
I am NOT original SweetAsNuts. UX want to deceive you with teh false claims that original SweetAsNuts is SweetAsNuts FOREVER.
Don't ask what Ximboland can do for you - ask what you can do for Ximboland. Put on big bimbo pants and buy some bimbo dollars!

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