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Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24546
Reputation: 5715
Posts: 8
20.02.2024 21:31:19

(partner is piripiel)
The wizard Enzomaex the Evil once utilized a powerful summoning spell to bring forth a great demon, determined to use their power to bring ruin and doom.... the wizard was successful in this task and gazed upon the demon, only to fall in love with them immediately....

20.02.2024 21:31:19
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2893
Reputation: 2643
Posts: 8
20.02.2024 21:32:35

(partner is drdentist)

The demon, Baelzebimbo, became immediately smitten with the wizard's advances, and promised to work alongside them... on one condition. If they could only be taught the secret of their enchantments... and their touch... Baelzebimbo promised to act as their apprentice and protector, to learn the way of mortals, magic, and more.

20.02.2024 21:32:35
Level 162
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 3364949
Reputation: 39843
Posts: 877
20.02.2024 23:16:43

my xalentine is the ever-lovely ximboglizzy! i hope you all enjoy the little story we wrote together :-)

Glizzy POV:
I was scattering around trying to get myself together for me and Amber to go out for our Galentine's day picnic. We had nobody else to go with so we figured it was only fair to spend the day together. Earlier that morning, I snuck out and bought a bouquet of flowers I thought they would like while they were still asleep. I really wanted today to be perfect so I packed a basket with little sandwiches and a drink for us. As much as I was excited to prepare so much for Amber, I began to second guess myself on whether I was doing too much. I hope it's not too weird, she has been my best friend for a long time and I really care for her. Eventually I got myself together and stood by the door to compose myself, I don’t know why I was beginning to feel nervous. This isn’t the first time I got myself glammed up and went out with Amber. I pushed the thought aside and got out of my room to see Amber standing in the hallway, my jaw dropped. "Amber?! YOU LOOK SO GOOD!" They move their arm from behind them to reveal a bouquet of flowers. It took me back, I struggled to come up with the right words to say. The bouquet was so beautiful and so was Amber.

Amber POV:
While I had never expected to be asked to spend Valentine’s with my best friend and roommate Glizzy, it was a welcome surprise to plan a Galentine’s day with her. I’d been looking forward to it all week. Even though neither of us had someone to spend the day with originally, it was almost like we were actually together with the amount of planning I had been doing. I’d never been this nervous for something before, even though we were just doing this as friends. I didn’t actually have anything riding on this, yet I couldn’t seem to stop thinking about it. I wanted everything to be perfect for our picnic - perfect for her. I’d seen her looking at flower arrangements in the days leading up to our Galentine’s picnic when she thought I wasn’t looking - so I made note of what I thought she’d liked the most. I knew she didn’t expect any flowers, but if she was secretly wishing for some, I wanted to make her happy. Even if our plans weren’t traditional, I wanted to give her a good Valentine’s. On the day of, I found myself dressing up a little more than I usually did. It’s a special occasion, right? I might be doing a little bit too much, but it’s important to look nice… especially for a “date” as stunning as Glizzy. While I was waiting for her to be ready, I found myself thinking of her more and more… what she might be wearing, how she would react to the flowers, spending a whole day uninterrupted with her… while we’d done similar before, somehow this felt more special. When she finally opened the door, I held out my bouquet of flowers for her - only to be surprised and touched as she brought one out too. Realizing she had picked something out especially for me was so heartwarming.

Amber and Glizzy exchanged their bouquets, naturally they went for a big and tight embrace. "Look, I prepared us some picnic snacks to enjoy at the park! For once it’s such a nice day." said Glizzy. Amber excitedly offered to carry the basket but Glizzy refused. “Aw, c'mon! You prepared so much!” said Amber. "And that’s exactly why I will be the one carrying it!" Glizzy said while jokingly pushing Amber. They giggled as the two walked to the door to put on their shoes. Amber and Glizzy went to the nearby park and spent their afternoon full of laughter, looking at the spring cherry blossoms.
If it weren’t for the sunset, they would have completely lost track of time. As the sun was setting, the two were quietly observing. It took a second for Glizzy to realize that her and Amber were holding hands. The two snapped out of it and awkwardly giggled it off, but before the sun could set they took a moment to look at each other. "Amber, you look gorgeous." Amber smiled at Glizzy's comment. "You too," they said. Suddenly Glizzy understood why she was so nervous while getting ready, Amber felt the same way. Maybe this wasn’t just a Galentine's day, maybe it was more than that.

20.02.2024 23:16:43

Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47462
Reputation: 16454
Posts: 31
28.02.2024 01:21:17

just wanted to check in, is there a date for when the results are out? :0 everyone’s entries are amazing btw!!

28.02.2024 01:21:17
return from the grave thats me baybe!!!

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