![Ascelina](https://ximbo.land/bimbo_avatars/4/full_size/249742_313.png)
"I thought I'd find you here, Princess," calls the knightess over hedges of roses. She approaches swiftly, weaving between bushes, and stops once she can just barely smell the princesses perfume.
My valentine is Ascelina! Or should I say... Knightess Virginia...
Angeline, too stupefied to utter a sound, simply stares...
"Please," Virginia croaks, "forgive my foolishness, your highness." She waits another moment before recanting, "I should not have suggested something so outlandish. Begging your pardon," she pivots to leave.
"Wait!" Angeline snags Virginia's sleeve and pushes to her feet, "Wait, please wait." It's Angeline's turn to blush, glancing at where she had absentmindedly grabbed Virginia and dropping her hands to wring together in her lap as they face each other.
She clears her throat, suddenly shy, "You... would you truly do such a thing?" she chances a glance at Virginia.
"I would slay any number of men to ensure your happiness, Angeline" Virginia declares, without hesitation.
Angeline laughs, soft and breathy. She always knew one day a dazzling knight would win her hand, had even fantasized about her perfect match countless times as a girl. Only until recent years did the fantasies stop, replaced by a gnawing feeling of wrongness.
After Virginia's declaration, Angeline's mind feels clear as the blue sky above them, finally understanding the feelings she couldn't place. "You already have my heart," she murmurs coyly, looking up at Virginia through her lashes, "and I am sure you will win my hand as well."
Virginia, feeling emboldened, reaches up to brush Angeline's hair behind her ear. They share a bashful smile; Angeline's turning to a radiant grin as she spins away to pluck a fat pink rose.
"Suddenly," she muses over the flower held to her nose, "the air feels infinitely lighter."
Ascelina has been a marvelous partner for this contest, and I want to point out that the story we are including was written entirely by him. I’m so grateful for his creativity, and I very proud of what we have created ♡
Aster and Gardenia were friends since childhood. Their mothers had been the same, and their fathers had a fantastic rapport. It was fated that the two of them were inseparable. They had frequent playdates in the gardens of Gardenia’s humble family estate, where they would run through the yard, play games, and laugh until sundown, when they were called inside for supper. When they ran out of energy to chase each other, they would steal books from the study and sit in the alcove, reading to each other. The two children kept each other’s imaginations always sharp, imagining one another as magnificent heroes.
As the two got older, responsibilities kept them apart; Aster had to be more present around his residence and be a good role model for his two younger brothers, and Gardenia, an only child, had not much else to learn other than how to be a “lady of the house”. But their homes were just a few streets away, and when Aster had the chance, he’d come right back to knock-knock-knock on her door, where they’d talk for hours yet again. About their recent activities, what had been on their minds, their feelings about the goings-on in their circles, and perhaps the world. About their wishes, their futures.
Most men around their early adulthood have the tendency to develop quite the reputation as heartbreakers, as reckless in affairs of love. But Aster was never like this. Always a gentleman, he kept humble, but he was lively and great in conversation. Many people admired this about him, leading him to be fortunate and to attract many friends among men and women alike.
It was only natural for him to make friends with a beautiful girl his age, one who he could make laugh, who lit up his world with her love and beauty.
On Valentine’s Day, Aster had taken this woman on a walk through the beautiful town, his heart pounding in his chest and fluttering with every look and smile they exchanged. Never before had he felt so dizzy and elated in love! He couldn’t wait to return close to home and to tell Gardenia about how happy he felt.
Later, when he walked down that familiar brick-laid sidewalk, he looked up into the moon and smiled to himself in its silver glow. The night time was so beautiful, with the blossoming flower trees gently dropping petals along the path toward Gardenia’s residence. “Gardeniaaaa!” he called her name, ever so sweet outside the doors of her home.Normally, she would answer. But he was met with no response, much to his confusion.He turned the doorknob, and the door opened far too easily. An unsettling feeling began to gather in his stomach. Regardless, he stamped his worries down, and stepped foot into the house.“Denia?” he called again, a nickname he had always used for her.
The entire home showed not a trace of his best friend. His anxiety began to surface once more, his breath quickening. Just the thought of something bad having happened to her… tears began to well up in his eyes.
Perhaps in the garden I’ll find her, he thought to himself. In the alcove, like always.He rushed to the alcove. As he got closer, he felt as if his heart was going to jump out of his chest. He just couldn't shake the uneasiness he felt.
Then he finally sees her. Her blonde curls were shining in the moonlight. But as soon as he approached her, his heart dropped. Gardenia was covered in blood, coughing. The sight made him go pale. He knew something seemed off. When he was standing in front of her, he saw everything.
She was coughing up flower petals. She tried to hide her face, as she was crying tears of blood, but Aster grabbed her hand.
“Leave me alone!” she angrily shouted. Her voice was shaking as if she was grasping to the last bit of life she had left.
Aster was really confused, he couldn't do anything but stare at his lifelong friend, dying in front of him. He had so many questions but he just froze.
Gardenia started shouting at him, confessing her love and blaming him for her illness. Hanahaki, an illness caused by unrequited love, where the affected one starts growing flowers inside their chest and coughs them until the other person feels the same. It can lead to the sufferer to death.
"How can you be so blind?" Gardenia shouted, as she was explaining how she loved him for all her life, just for him to betray her for a girl he just met. He felt so sorry, but he just didn't know. All he could say was, "I'm sorry," over and over. But she didn't wanna hear anything anymore, she just wanted to end her suffering. He promised to find a doctor and to do everything he could. But all she wanted was his love. Why couldn't he give her something so simple? They spent most of their life together. He should know.
As Aster was trying to convince her not to do something stupid, she grabbed a knife she had prepared and stabbed herself in the chest. Aster started crying and shouting for help, but nobody came. He just cried, and he held her body as it got colder.
She looked so beautiful under the moonlight.
Aster cursed himself. "Why couldn't I just love her?"
Something started growing from the place where his tears fell. It was a little tree. He decided to cherish it forever and give it all the love he couldn't give to his friend. He embraced Gardenia one last time and kissed her goodbye on the cheek, and then disappeared in the night.
CB storms through the front door, tosses her bag and coat on the floor, and launches into her crazy day to TK (her Personal Assistant/Lover/Stylist/Chef/Manager), not even realizing it’s Xalentine’s Day, “Uggghhhh…..that event at Boob Palace today was a complete disaster!” The dirtbag TK greets her with a joint and stares at her tits while he pretends to be interested in her story, “Oh noooo…..what happened?”
“It was SUPPOSED to be the Annual Bimbos of Influence Luncheon hosted by Miss Bimbo, but the event was shut down by a bunch of hucow activists protesting the event caterer!” And she takes a hit off the joint and squeaks out, “I dunno, Bimburgers or something?”
TK scoops up CB and carries her to the bathroom where she can hear he’s drawing a bath, and he says “Haha, hucows. Were they hot? Maybe they could join your big tit bimbo club.” And she rolls her eyes and corrects him, “The Ximboland Association for Big Tittied Bimbos is NOT a club!! We’re a nonpartisan membership service organiz-…….wait…...what did you do in here?” CB looks around the bathroom and notices the candles and rose petals everywhere. She takes another hit off the joint and studies his face trying to detect sincerity,"hmmm....not bad for a dirtbag...." And yada yada they fuck each other’s brains out.
Later on in the bathtub, TK is like, “Hey did you see on the news how Miss Bimbo has hella bunions on her feet just like you do?” CB replies, “Ok, you can leave now."
What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here