14.02.2024 22:33:53
Pollyx

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As I wandered through the ballroom, I was surrounded by members of the court and yet entirely alone. Just a few minutes past I'd been taken out to the garden terrace, where the prince of a neighboring kingdom knelt and vowed his life to me, presenting me with a ring passed down through generations of royal blood. As was the expectation, I accepted, and there was much merriment among members of the court, but the stone weighed heavily on my finger, a pale pink trinket. "Ah, such devotion, I can hardly constrain my joy!" I would exclaim when asked by a noble what I felt of my engagement, but when left alone I wandered the halls of the palace hoping she would find me.

My betrothed spun me on the dance floor, lit by the light of the chandelier, but through the crowd I caught her eye—beautiful, mysterious, and lovely, though I'd never known her name. In an instant I remembered all of our previous dances, the way I felt first being spun into her arms many months ago, and how I'd always longed for more. As we dipped past each other, she pulled a pale rose from her hand and thrust it into my own, then seemed to vanish like a glimmer from a dream.

My betrothed went away to speak with an advisor, and in the meantime my heart ached. I left the dance floor, wandered the golden halls, and when I could not take it anymore I picked up my skirts and ran for the front steps. When I stepped into the brisk evening, she was gone into the night, a horse galloping away in the distance— though the moonlight through the trees left the shape of a heart on the ground, and I knew somehow I'd see her again.


(paired with Honey Beee on the previous page <3)

15.02.2024 16:43:32
ediblegoats

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we present: THE BISHTORY
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The bird princess had always dreamed of running away from her kingdom and forging a new life for herself at sea…

On the night of her 18th birdthday, by fairytale rules, she packed her sword and big feathery hat and snuck down to the harbour.

In true pirate fashion, wearing her true pirate fashion, she found an empty boat and tomfooled her way into it. She set sail after downing a bottle of rum that she found in the boat, the open sea air breathing new life into her. Her dreams were finally coming true!

She sailed for almost an hour before she lost sight of any nearby land. Surrounded by nothing but water, the cold breeze in her wings; she felt free.

Until, out of nowhere, her boat began to shake. It wasn’t really a big deal, considering she had the power of flight, but she still jumped out of her seat and reached for her trident (that she owned for some reason). The ocean fell still, and the boat stopped shaking a moment later.

The bird princess didn’t let her guard down, however. She leaned over the side of the boat, trident in hand, searching her surroundings for whatever had hit the bottom of the vessel. She squinted, and in the dark night she only just noticed the vague movement of a creature beneath her.

Assuming it was some deadly sea creature, she threw the trident into the water with force, and a pained noise from the creature below was the only confirmation that she had hit it.

The ocean grew quiet for a moment, until the creature peeked its head out of the salty water.

“Scuse me, the fuck?” the creature inquired. She was a kind of mermaid, albeit a ghostly one. She looked like the personification of a mental breakdown. The mer-creature slurred her words as she cursed like a sailor, ironic considering the bird princess was the one on the boat. The bird was taken aback by the mermaid’s harsh words. ‘Well fuck this bitch’, she thought to herself.

Before the bird princess could respond, the fish hopped over the side of the boat and got right up in her face, yelling with all her might. It was then that the bird noticed the blood pouring from the mermaid’s hip. As rude as she was, the bird didn’t want to become some kind of murderer.

The bird princess pointed the wound out to the mer-creature, and with a groan, the fish agreed to let the bird patch her up.

They began in awkward, tense silence, but eventually the bird’s curiosity got the best of her. She learned a lot in that ten minute conversation - the fish was a lot like her. They were both princesses, and neither of them wanted their destiny of ruling their respective kingdoms.

As soon as the fish princess was patched up, she hopped over the side of the boat. With one last look at the bird princess, she said, “Thanks, I guess.” A second later she disappeared under the water.

‘I’m a total cunt, and she’s just like me… I think I’m in love,’ the bird princess thought to herself as she sailed home.

Over the next week, the bird princess found herself sailing out to sea every night. And, every night at the same time, the fish princess managed to find her.

They still argued, but it was mostly good natured now. They would talk and laugh all night, and the bird princess stayed later and later each day that passed. After a week of this, it was hard to deny the bird’s obvious feelings for the fishcess.

On the eighth day, valentine’s day, the bird princess sailed out to sea as usual, looking forward to seeing her lover again.

When they met, the fish excitedly told the bird that she had a surprise for her. The fish princess stretched her hand out in front of her, and with a click of her webbed fingers, sparkles emanated from her hand.

The bird felt her neck begin to transform… when she reached up to check what had happened, she felt gills there.

“YO MY DUDE, DID YOU JUST DO SOME SICK MAGIC TRICK YO?? I GOT FUCKIN GILLS??” she exclaimed.

“I KNOW BRO! ITS FUCKIN RAD! We can live together underwater bro!” the fish replied.

The bird princess looked deep into the fish’s eyes. “Hey bro?”

“Yeah bro?”

“I love you, bro,” the bird confessed.

The fish smiled. “Bro… I love you too, bro.”

They kissed passionately, and then together they dove over the side of the boat. They brought the rum with them, and lived happily ever after underwater.

AND THATS HOW THE BISH CAME TO BE <3

15.02.2024 16:48:01
yazabelle

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One night, the Fishcess of a faraway kingdom in the deep seas, was frolicking in open waters.

She loved to swim all night long. She never cared about her fishly duties as a Fishcess, she never wanted to be so rich and beautiful! Cod just made her that way. (AN: see what i did there)

One fateful night, the Fishcess was swimming as she usually did, but on this day she got some alcohol from her sister, so she was drunk as fuck. She saw a big boat floating above her, and like the rapscallion she was, her first thought was to go check out what was going on up there.

Boats always interested her, she thought they were so cool, how they floated above her all fancy-like. She climbed the ship's side and peered through to see all the people. But to her surprise, there was only one pirate on the ship.

‘What a fucking loser’ she thought to herself. ‘I should prank her’

The Fishcess jumped back down into the water and began rocking the ship, full-on body checking the sides, only to freak out the lone pirate.

After the Fishcess was done with her prank and laughing to herself, she heard a sploosh in the water above her, as a large three-pronged spear came down and directly stabbed her! She let out a bubbled scream, then began to swim up to see what it was.

“Scuse me, the fuck?” the Fishcess inquired.

The Fishcess struggled to climb over the side of the boat for several minutes. She's wearing so many layers so it looks cool in the water, but she wasn't expecting it to be so heavy out of water. The Fishcess (eventually) got right up in the bird pirate’s face.

After she was done yelling, the bird pointed out that the fishcess was bleeding eveywhere. The Fishcess looked down at her hip and saw the wound and the blood dripping into the water. She was bleeding out real fast since she was so drunk.

The bird offered a helping hand, and the Fishcess reluctantly agreed to let the bird patch her up.

They began in awkward silence, the fishcess wasn't planning on talking, but the bird thought she should start some small talk. After a bit, the Fishcess warmed up to the bird and found out they have a lot in common. Neither of them wanted their destiny of ruling their respective kingdoms, and neither of them wanted anything to do with their current lives.

As soon as the Fishcess was patched up, she rolled over and flopped over the side of the boat.

With one last look at the bird princess, she said, “Thanks, I guess.” A second later she disappeared under the water.

As the Fishcess was swimming back home, she was replaying the situation over and over. She's a total cunt. Just like me. I think I'm in love.

Over the next week, the Fishcess would swim out every night to find the boat again. They still argued, but it was mostly good-natured now. They would talk and laugh all night, and the bird princess stayed later and later each day that passed. After a week of this, the Fishcess knew she caught feelings.

On the eighth day, valentine’s day, the Fishcess swam out to sea as usual, looking forward to seeing her lover again. Today she had a plan so that they could be together once and for all.

When the Fishcess saw the boat, she climbed on board and told the bird she had a special surprise for her. She reached out her hand and began to cast a magic spell. In an instant the bird princess began to develop gills on her neck!

“YO MY DUDE, DID YOU JUST DO SOME SICK MAGIC TRICK YO?? I GOT FUCKIN GILLS??” the bird exclaimed.

“I KNOW BRO! ITS FUCKIN RAD! We can live together underwater!” the Fishcess replied.

The bird princess looked deep into the fish’s eyes. “Hey bro?”

“Yeah bro?”

“I love you, bro,” the bird confessed.

The fish smiled. “Bro… I love you too, bro.”

They kissed passionately, and then together they flopped over the side of the boat. They brought the rum with them, and lived happily ever after underwater.

AND THATS HOW THE BISH WAS BORN <333

15.02.2024 17:16:26
viscerae

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PlushKlavier is my Xalentine!

 

Presenting: The tale of an android built for evil, and a heroine with a heart of gold and fists of fury.

 

[Narrator voice] Created out of spite by a mad scientist whose career failed to take off, C-ERES had one job: World domination.

 

This was no easy feat, but she'd been following all plans to the letter until Adelaine came along: the pesky heroine was constantly foiling her grand schemes, forcing her to adapt, improvise and overcome. They quickly became arch-nemeses, with a feud spanning the course of several seasons, inspiring fans to come up with absurd theories and questionable fanfiction.

 

Soon, their story would have to end and what better way to do it than a fight to end all fights... Hey, what's this?

 

[Dramatic music plays in the background]

 

Through the gunshots and the clanging of metal came a surprising solution.

"You know what..." C-ERES spat out both blood and motor oil.

 "With you here, maybe I don't need to take over the world after all."

15.02.2024 17:21:37
PlushKlavier

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15.02.2024 22:14:54
zomdollie

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 Dear diary, love was in the air for most civilians in Ximboland, February 14th as always, but not for me, I personally had no qualms with love, I just couldn't care less about dating when I'd rather be spending money on clothes or treats for Lola. Still I did decided to go out and celebrate the better version of the day, "Galentines" day, I love shopping with my friends for my friends and that's exactly what @PinkCanvas and I did (with Lola of course ♡), we had a blast at the mall! the architecture was gorgeous, like a Victorian building, the inside was glamorous filled with couture and boutiques, we had to explore them all, We spoiled ourselves today with self love and love for each other as besties, I appreciate spending time with my bff, and I can't wait for next year to do it again! ♡ ♡ ♡ 

16.02.2024 00:50:23
PinkCanvas

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 Dear diary, I've never had such an amazing valentine's day as today! My best friend @Zomdollie and I (along with her cute little bunny) went shopping all day, celebrating our love for each other. Who says Valentine's day should only be spent with romantic partners? Why can't we celebrate how much we love our friends instead? We had a blast at the mall, buying each other clothes and trying on every item on the stores♥️ I'm so thankful I got to spend "Galentine's" day with my bff, I had the best day ever!♥️

17.02.2024 07:02:14
reivalentine

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17.02.2024 23:58:01
Bimbo Pimp

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17.02.2024 23:59:29
SinksTears

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Bimbo Pimp is my Xalentine!


As they flew higher and higher, Cupid reached out to hold Psyche's hand, a gesture that made her heart flutter with happiness. She leaned in closer to him, resting her head on his shoulder as they continued their journey through the clouds.This date was just the beginning of their forever together, a love that would last for eternity.