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07.02.2025 17:16:50
Bimbo Pimp

In Ximboland, Esmeralda's name you'll find,

Bimbo Pimp, with truth on her mind.
She speaks with style, her words so clear,
Making sense to the majority, year after year.

A troll may shout, but can't explain,
Why they believe what they cannot sustain.
Esmeralda's heart beats with love and light,
Common sense her guide, day and night.

In the land of America, where freedom's key,
Bimbo Pimp speaks her mind, wild and free.
No hate, no anger, just a free soul,
Debating trolls, in a peaceful role.

She warns of wolves in sheep's disguise,
Circling the drain of social media's lies.
If you've lost your way, don't you fret,
Find Esmeralda's words, and you won't regret. <3 



07.02.2025 17:16:50
   
                                                              
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07.02.2025 17:34:53
craigslist-stripper

sooo you making jokes about child abuse and my parents beating me is considered “peaceful” now? lol pimple your delusional grandeur is almost as strong as your victim mentality… maybe if you could stop sucking your own dick for two seconds and get your head out of your ass, then perhaps you could get a perspective that isn’t full of shit

07.02.2025 17:34:53

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07.02.2025 17:43:02
KatieBoutique

This whole idea of "punishment" is not natural to Ximboland.
It was introduced at some point and it stuck around...for good reason perhaps.
Well...that reason no longer exists, here, in my opinion.
Punishments are for kids.
I'm no child.

I'm going for a record:
No jailings, no warnings, no forum bans, no lording over anyone.
No.  If I want to punish you for being a total <redacted> <redacted>
Slayto: "Katie!"
I'll do it Quibitch-Style.  Just like in the book.
Where do you do such a thing? 
On The Stages of Ximboland.


07.02.2025 17:43:02
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07.02.2025 17:52:14
Bimbo Pimp

craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)
sooo you making jokes about child abuse and my parents beating me is considered “peaceful” now? lol pimple your delusional grandeur is almost as strong as your victim mentality… maybe if you could stop sucking your own dick for two seconds and...

Hmmm, let me throw on my white robe and you can take a seat while we discuss this.
First off, it's not my fault your parents were terrible.
Second, a joke is just that...a joke, no matter if it was in poor taste or not.
Third, you haven't been nice to me, so I'm not going to be nice to you.
Fourth, you're an adult and need to work through your own issues without dragging me into it.
Fifth, stop coming after me, I’m a happily married woman! I don’t chase you around and pounce every chance I get.
And sixth, seriously, if you need me to apologize for that joke I made ages ago, I will!

07.02.2025 17:52:14
   
                                                              
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07.02.2025 18:19:48
Sandi Lut

Great, forum moderators insulting, belittleling and degrading other bimbo's. Great example you are setting here. What a load of crap. This is shameful at the very least. I am absolutely disgusted with what's being said here. No wonder people leave this site, or don't even bother with th forum anymore. It is just a horrible shit show. Where people just bash on each other to get a rise out of others. Excuse me while I go vomit.

07.02.2025 18:19:48
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07.02.2025 18:45:01
craigslist-stripper

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)sooo you making jokes about child abuse and my parents beating me is considered “peaceful” now? lol pimple your delusional grandeur is almost as strong as your victim mentality… maybe if you could...
i don’t give a fuck about the joke, i just think your whining is obvious bullshit when you’ll defend your jokes about literal child abuse while simultaneously crying about other jokes that you find offensive. or how you threaten to sue over someone calling you inbred while calling me “incest” in the same breath. as if speech can only be free when the pimple does it. and the fact that i have to explain this to you every time you cry victim just proves what a self-absorbed slackjaw you are 

07.02.2025 18:45:01

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07.02.2025 19:04:45
Bimbo Pimp

Seriously, you’ve got to move on from this. Telling someone to take their own life is definitely not something you should support, no matter how much you hate me darling. I’m not part of your love bomb cult, so I don't go around preaching about all the mushy stuff you guys do, but I certainly don't wish death on anyone on this site. Just calling it like it is, my dude. You’re dealing with your own pain and want me to hurt too, but that's not going to happen.

07.02.2025 19:04:45
   
                                                              
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07.02.2025 19:37:41
craigslist-stripper

my my, and child abuse isnt something you should be supporting either pimple! either violent jokes are all okay or they aren’t. you don’t get to choose which violence is okay to joke about and which is offensive. that’s like the most basic tenet of free speech. unless… this was never about free speech at all, but rather just another excuse for the pimple to yank out her victim card for us all to see? 

07.02.2025 19:37:41

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07.02.2025 19:59:58
Bimbo Pimp

I do not support child abuse, Incest-Stripper! :3
I'd really appreciate it if you could stop spreading lies about me online. Your sense of humor must be pretty dry and dull if you consider jokes about the darker sides of life as support. Your outlook seems so gloomy and miserable. Which part of Halo's video do you think she was joking in? It was all unhinged anger, but you just want to go after me. O.o Are you ok? Maybe talk to someone about how you're feeling, just not me, alright? I might have to start charging you for this.

07.02.2025 19:59:58
   
                                                              
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07.02.2025 20:22:20
craigslist-stripper

well according to you, joking about suicide means someone actually wants you to kill yourself. so surely joking about child abuse and pedophilia means you actually want to see kids beaten and raped. 

yes, i think one offhand comment of “literally kill yourself” in a video made for entertainment purposes was supposed to be a joke. if you think that’s equivalent to someone genuinely systemically trying to convince you to commit suicide youre either incredibly dense, or incredibly depressed and weak-minded. dont tell me you cant take a joke!?

07.02.2025 20:22:20

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