Prosecuted Ximbos:

Halobear's Block of Bimbo Pimp

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
98
Created
06.02.2025
Citizen

Level 67
Sex Appeal 235364
Reputation 68482
Posts 3092
07.02.2025 20:32:48
Bimbo Pimp

Wow, really? I did not know that Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Chris Rock, Rick Gervais amongst other best comedians in the world support all that because they make dark jokes about all these topics.  O.o mah gawd I'm learning so much today!

Okay, defend her. That is fine with me. You are projecting your depression onto me  and are blinded by hatred towards me. I'm okay with that too. 

07.02.2025 20:32:48
   
                                                              
Senator

Level 235
Sex Appeal 10865862
Reputation 390922
Posts 2109
07.02.2025 20:45:22
craigslist-stripper

damn pimple you could make missing the point an olympic sport! does that require training or are you just naturally lacking in reading comprehension?

07.02.2025 20:45:22

Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124288
Posts 4365
07.02.2025 20:48:42
KatieBoutique

Any questions for me about the text in The Declaration?

07.02.2025 20:48:42
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Citizen

Level 67
Sex Appeal 235364
Reputation 68482
Posts 3092
07.02.2025 20:55:40
Bimbo Pimp

I have a question, what if the person doesn't understand what  may/able/can means? You should post the definitions for each word so there is no misunderstand. Some of us are so silly. Heehee  :) 

07.02.2025 20:55:40
   
                                                              
Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124288
Posts 4365
07.02.2025 23:28:42
KatieBoutique

They can look those words up and make an argument about them.

Next question.

07.02.2025 23:28:42
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Citizen

Level 67
Sex Appeal 235364
Reputation 68482
Posts 3092
08.02.2025 19:37:43
Bimbo Pimp

oof that is a tall order Katie.



08.02.2025 19:37:43
   
                                                              
Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124288
Posts 4365
09.02.2025 00:01:17
KatieBoutique

By the way…that Declaration is in effect.  It became Activated the second I posted it here.
You who will have the right to vote in a few days 
will be telling me, through your vote
whether you want me to let that declaration stand
or you want that declaration scrapped.

The Declaration is for this one instance ONLY.  
The HB block of BP.

Not Guilty = Let it stand
Guilty = scrap it

09.02.2025 00:01:17
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Senator

Level 16
Sex Appeal 2950
Reputation 5907
Posts 25
09.02.2025 00:46:04
Starseed

LOL wtf? What next, are you going to make two bimbos who refuse to get along wear a  big t-shirt that says "I love my Bimbo Sister" until they kiss and make up?  If someone doesn't want to talk to someone else, you can't force them to. If it interferes with their job then someone can step down or the two of them can -work it out among themselves-. This is an 18+  site, why is anyone trying to play mommy?!?!?!

09.02.2025 00:46:04
*̩̩̥͙-•̩̩͙-ˏˋ⋆⋆ˊˎ-•̩̩͙- *̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙-•̩̩͙-ˏˋ⋆⋆ˊˎ-•̩̩͙- *̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙-•̩̩͙-
   So sayeth....Cutethulu
*̩̩̥͙-•̩̩͙-ˏˋ⋆⋆ˊˎ-•̩̩͙- *̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙-•̩̩͙-ˏˋ⋆⋆ˊˎ-•̩̩͙- *̩̩̥͙*̩̩̥͙-•̩̩͙-
Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124288
Posts 4365
09.02.2025 01:46:42
KatieBoutique

That is some pretty over the top projection, starseed.
none of those things are on the table in this trial.
reread the Declaration.

KatieBoutique

Short commercial…This trial is sponsored by Bimburger

09.02.2025 01:46:42
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Citizen

Level 302
Sex Appeal 37997278
Reputation 124288
Posts 4365
09.02.2025 01:51:46
KatieBoutique

If you want clarity on how to understand what’s at stake here, read only my posts.  
Skip the reaction posts until you have a second read.  Or a third.

The most dramatic and bimbodiculous posts have come from you who have not read a word of what I have said.


09.02.2025 01:51:46
Katie Boutique - PhD Bimboland History - Full Time Educator
What’s your favorite charity?  Mine is Ximboland.
Miss BIMBO IS the Queen of Hearts.  Not the 2 of Clubs.
SweetasNuts IS the King of Diamonds.  Not the 2 of Spades.
Ximboland IS the Ace of Hearts.  Not the Joker.
PLAN 5 - fROM oUTER sPACE - CONFIRMED AND ENGAGED
The Beautiful Republic, Ximboland…
”…a secret world for Ximbos to be free, safe, beautiful and ridiculous.”
Antitheocra - The Home of Pink Crown Queen Miss Bimbo


Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Welcome to the Fashionable republic of Ximboland

Web Development by Design Forge

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximboland ?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is the worlds first democratic social media platform.

What is its mission?
Ximbolands mission is to serve the world by offering a truly democratic alternative to the established, familiar and autocratic social media platforms.

The establishment of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland is a response to the widespread demand for a democratic alternative to autocratic social media governance. The world’s major social media platforms claim to be based on good will and fair governance however most seek to impose their world-view on all of their users.
Ximboland recognizes that democracy is the antidote to this problem.

What is the national flag of Ximboland?
Ximbolands Flag

When was The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland founded?
2007

What is the capital city of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
Bimbo City

How many states make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland?
There are 6 states that make up The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Booby Island is the home of the President of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland - Sindy Laarson I aka Miss Bimbo

What is a Ximbo xitizen?
A ‘Ximbo xitizen’ is a citizen of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. All citizens must be at least 18 years old.

What is a Ximbo?
Some people define a Ximbo as a superhuman - blessed with extraordinary good looks, intelligence and fashion sense.
Some people claim a Ximbo is a genderless or nonbinary superhuman. Either way - all Ximbos possess the X factor.

How can I become a Ximbo xitizen?
In order to become a xitizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximboland xitizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo xitizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. Only xenators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to senior government roles. Ximbos also get 10 x votes in all elections so they really do shape Ximbolands future.

What is a Ximbo minister?
A Ximbo minister is an elected or appointed official in the Ximboland government. These Ximbos are our leaders.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 3 month term they are in office.

I want to become a minister or Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 2 stage process from Senator>Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo xitizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo/a minister they must first become a Ximbo senator.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 6 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland holds elections every 3 months for Prime Ximbo and every 3 months for State Ministers.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/ministers/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 3 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo xenators.
A percentage (33%) of the money paid by Ximbo xenators via Paypal is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is used for further Ximboland development.

What are the national colours of Ximboland?
Pink and purple

How old must I be in order to become a Ximboland xitizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 can become a Ximbo xitizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What are the currencies of Ximboland?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$ and the Ximbo Diamond.

Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

Who is the President of Ximboland?
Sindy Laaron I aka Miss Bimbo is the President of Ximboland. She founded the great bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, poor fashion jealousy of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

Where is MissBimbo.com?
The Fashionable Republic of Ximboland was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its successor.

×
×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...