I think its time for "I wanna dance with somebody" by whitney houston up in this place!!
Karaoke Party!
Bye Barbie!
Disco girl... coming through... that girl is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*funky piano* i'm... that... first person they talk about... in all the books!!!
Yall are singing some bangers tonight!!
Bye Barbie!
WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION, THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION, YOU'RE A TOYMAKER'S CREATION, TRAPPED INSIDE A CRYSTAL BALL-
Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk yo' shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A-1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
Pussy A-1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores...
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores...
Oh gosh, claps happy so many great performers
Mwah, mwah!
Mwah, mwah!
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891
i'm feeling some kind of mood tonight. let's sing criminal by fiona apple.
sasuke was right
Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT[Verse 1]Too cool for this shit, look at my body language Shit on everything, I need some potty training Money missing, had to ask him, "Where the rest, dummy?"(Where it's at?)Before I call my bitches up, they say "yes, hunty"(You know it)Judge one of the studs, they gone bring some thugs (ya)Judge one of my drags, catch a heel up yo' ass (uh-oh)Don't judge a lesbian, 'cause she don't want you back, man (woo)Judge one of the gays, they drag you from Z to A (they will)And shout out to the bi's, you ain't gotta pick a side (nope)And if you in the closet, shorty, you ain't gotta hide (come out)Gotta make these bitches sick when they see you (What?)And if a bitch want beef, give her beef stew (yup, yup)Stripper right in front of me, I hope she washed her ass (you know it)She looking at my fine gays, but they don't wanna smash (nope)Know they 'bout to act a fool, time is past due Then the gays hop on stage, like, "I can shake my ass too."Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT[Verse 2]Fashion wise, they don't play (no, boy)When they step out, they gone slay I'm talkin' tight jeans, good hygienes Mothafuckas stay fleek everyday, yeah (We fleek!)Fuck with them, you better run off No skydivers, gone jump off No pun intended, hoes offended'Cause they see we flyer than flight attendants Do a hair flip, then I dip (then I dip)In the strip club throwing tips (throwing tips)In V.I.P., I'm 'bout to buy more'Cause life too short, like hype sports Tissue in my bra, bitch, gone head (gone head)Bad bitch, and I got long legs (long legs)Ass super plump, full of cornbread I shut a bitch up like a phone dead (no, bitch)[Hook]Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT
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*steps on stage, clearly tipsy* hey besties! so you know that feeling when you fall for a guy and tells you he loves you and then he ropes you into his actual crimes before marrying his neighbor? this one's for him! *favorite crime by olivia rodrigo starts playing*
Know that I loved you so bad
I let you treat me like that
I was your willing accomplice, honey
And I watched as you fled the scene
Doe-eyed as you buried me
One heart broke, four hands bloody
Know that I loved you so bad
I let you treat me like that
I was your willing accomplice, honey
And I watched as you fled the scene
Doe-eyed as you buried me
One heart broke, four hands bloody
The things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
You used me as an alibi
I crossed my heart as you crossed the line
And I defended you to all my friends
And now every time a siren sounds
I wonder if you're around
'Cause you know that I'd do it all again
I crossed my heart as you crossed the line
And I defended you to all my friends
And now every time a siren sounds
I wonder if you're around
'Cause you know that I'd do it all again
Oh, the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
It's bittersweet to think about the damage that we'd do
'Cause I was going down, but I was doing it with you
Yeah, everything we broke and all the trouble that we made
But I say that I hate you with a smile on my face
Oh, look what we became
'Cause I was going down, but I was doing it with you
Yeah, everything we broke and all the trouble that we made
But I say that I hate you with a smile on my face
Oh, look what we became
Oh, the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
Oh, the things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
Just so I could call you mine
Oh, the things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
Your favorite crime
Your favorite crime
'Cause, baby, you were mine
*dramatic bow before hopping of stage*
Your favorite crime
'Cause, baby, you were mine
*dramatic bow before hopping of stage*
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 267
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
Senator - lvl 56
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 260
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
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Sexiest this week:
liveangel
- 7137607 points
Citizen - lvl 281
Spiffyfunpants
- 6116425 points
Senator - lvl 301
Undeadangel
- 4574690 points
Senator - lvl 185
Eunyce
- 4175491 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
lovelifegirl
- 3261565 points
State Minister - lvl 256
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Most reputable this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 12810 points
Senator - lvl 301
Isolde
- 10924 points
Senator - lvl 210
Susan Slutzky
- 6283 points
Senator - lvl 260
Slick_D
- 5746 points
Citizen - lvl 114
Sophia_Aliza_01
- 2868 points
Citizen - lvl 58
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Best fighters this week:
SilentlyScreaming
- 152 points
Citizen - lvl 58
Spiffyfunpants
- 140 points
Senator - lvl 301
califlower
- 139 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
AikiraSora
- 134 points
Senator - lvl 72
Eunyce
- 119 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
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Best debaters this week:
AltAcc
- 135 points
Legal Alien - lvl 30
Kyele
- 102 points
Senator - lvl 195
califlower
- 92 points
Fashion Designer - lvl 75
Lyah
- 63 points
Citizen - lvl 58
Eunyce
- 54 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 253
