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Karaoke Party!

Posts
88
Created
20.06.2022
Author
Brittany465
EmEmEm0823
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4210
Reputation: 2634
Posts: 12
Antitheocra
30.07.2022 10:27:19
EmEmEm0823

I think its time for "I wanna dance with somebody" by whitney houston up in this place!!

30.07.2022 10:27:19
Bye Barbie!
bbunny
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9571
Reputation: 7607
Posts: 104
Atheista
05.08.2022 19:38:35
bbunny

Disco girl... coming through... that girl is youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

05.08.2022 19:38:35
XxSofaChanxX
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4211
Reputation: 2963
Posts: 41
Antitheocra
08.08.2022 05:38:51
XxSofaChanxX

*funky piano* i'm... that... first person they talk about... in all the books!!! 

08.08.2022 05:38:51

nature, i guess.
EmEmEm0823
Level 18
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 4210
Reputation: 2634
Posts: 12
Antitheocra
09.08.2022 12:05:31
EmEmEm0823

Yall are singing some bangers tonight!!

09.08.2022 12:05:31
Bye Barbie!
Ms Mediocre
Level 12
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1237
Reputation: 1042
Posts: 6
Reasonopia
13.08.2022 22:40:00
Ms Mediocre

WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION, THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION, YOU'RE A TOYMAKER'S CREATION, TRAPPED INSIDE A CRYSTAL BALL-

13.08.2022 22:40:00

princess sprinkle35
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 213
Reputation: 217
Posts: 4
Reasonopia
13.08.2022 22:40:25
princess sprinkle35

Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me
Talk yo' shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A-1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores...


13.08.2022 22:40:25
Ice_Cream
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108936
Reputation: 34791
Posts: 1127
Reasonopia
14.08.2022 03:06:26
Ice_Cream

Oh gosh, claps happy so many great performers 
Mwah, mwah!

14.08.2022 03:06:26
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891





dahshatli
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16294
Reputation: 5997
Posts: 126
Atheista
14.08.2022 08:22:38
dahshatli

i'm feeling some kind of mood tonight. let's sing criminal by fiona apple.

14.08.2022 08:22:38
sasuke was right
Iheartme
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 34205
Reputation: 26633
Posts: 15
Secville
19.08.2022 19:21:24
Iheartme

Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT[Verse 1]Too cool for this shit, look at my body language Shit on everything, I need some potty training Money missing, had to ask him, "Where the rest, dummy?"(Where it's at?)Before I call my bitches up, they say "yes, hunty"(You know it)Judge one of the studs, they gone bring some thugs (ya)Judge one of my drags, catch a heel up yo' ass (uh-oh)Don't judge a lesbian, 'cause she don't want you back, man (woo)Judge one of the gays, they drag you from Z to A (they will)And shout out to the bi's, you ain't gotta pick a side (nope)And if you in the closet, shorty, you ain't gotta hide (come out)Gotta make these bitches sick when they see you (What?)And if a bitch want beef, give her beef stew (yup, yup)Stripper right in front of me, I hope she washed her ass (you know it)She looking at my fine gays, but they don't wanna smash (nope)Know they 'bout to act a fool, time is past due Then the gays hop on stage, like, "I can shake my ass too."Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT[Verse 2]Fashion wise, they don't play (no, boy)When they step out, they gone slay I'm talkin' tight jeans, good hygienes Mothafuckas stay fleek everyday, yeah (We fleek!)Fuck with them, you better run off No skydivers, gone jump off No pun intended, hoes offended'Cause they see we flyer than flight attendants Do a hair flip, then I dip (then I dip)In the strip club throwing tips (throwing tips)In V.I.P., I'm 'bout to buy more'Cause life too short, like hype sports Tissue in my bra, bitch, gone head (gone head)Bad bitch, and I got long legs (long legs)Ass super plump, full of cornbread I shut a bitch up like a phone dead (no, bitch)[Hook]Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT Fuck out my way when you see me I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT I'm rollin' with the LGBT Lookin' like we belong on TV I'm rollin' with the LGBT



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joshopper
Level 6
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 240
Reputation: 261
Posts: 13
Atheista
25.08.2022 09:18:21
joshopper

*steps on stage, clearly tipsy* hey besties! so you know that feeling when you fall for a guy and tells you he loves you and then he ropes you into his actual crimes before marrying his neighbor? this one's for him! *favorite crime by olivia rodrigo starts playing*

Know that I loved you so bad
I let you treat me like that
I was your willing accomplice, honey
And I watched as you fled the scene
Doe-eyed as you buried me
One heart broke, four hands bloody
The things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
You used me as an alibi
I crossed my heart as you crossed the line
And I defended you to all my friends
And now every time a siren sounds
I wonder if you're around
'Cause you know that I'd do it all again
Oh, the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
It's bittersweet to think about the damage that we'd do
'Cause I was going down, but I was doing it with you
Yeah, everything we broke and all the trouble that we made
But I say that I hate you with a smile on my face
Oh, look what we became
Oh, the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
Oh, the things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime
Your favorite crime
Your favorite crime
'Cause, baby, you were mine

*dramatic bow before hopping of stage*



25.08.2022 09:18:21

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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