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Karaoke Party!

Posts
88
Created
20.06.2022
Author
Brittany465
Ashes2dust
Level 24
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 10827
Reputation: 5750
Posts: 16
Freethinkerland
24.09.2024 23:00:10
Ashes2dust

I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day
I'm having wicked dreams
Of leaving Tennessee
Oh, Santa Monica
I swear it's calling me
Won't make my mama proud
It's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl
I know she's gonna scream
God, what have you done
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
West Hollywood
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club
I'm up and jaws are on the floor
Lovers in the bathroom and a line outside the door
Blacklights and a mirrored disco ball
Every night's another reason why I left it all
I thank my wicked dreams
A year from Tennessee
Oh, Santa Monica
You've been too good to be
Won't make my mama proud
It's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl
I know she's gonna scream
God, what have you done
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the
Pink Pony club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
West Hollywood
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony club, Pink Pony club
Don't think I've left you all behind
Still love you and Tennessee
You're always on my mind
And mama, every Saturday
I can hear your southern draw a thousand miles away, saying
God, what have you done
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
West Hollywood
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Pink Pony Club, Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing
I'm gonna keep on dancing

<3


24.09.2024 23:00:10
Tell me I am good enough
-Curses by The Crane Wives
Thotticus Rex
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4316
Reputation: 2957
Posts: 47
Secville
04.11.2024 05:28:35
Thotticus Rex

That was amazing! I was a pink pony in a past life ~ <3

Okie Dokie, my turn!!

2017 嘻哈的元年入侵 那时我们还年轻
2018 传说中遭到冲刷 建起的地基崩塌
2019 所有的兄弟都有 没事就聚着喝酒
2020 拨开了一些乌云 还有些形势不明
直到2021 逐渐的找到路径
新一代开始崛起
2022 百花起放的片段
新老在风云变幻
不知何时起背后都充满了谩骂
紧接着争议也越来越大
言论击穿 我知道并不一般
Look at me 2023
So make the new rules to guide us through
Found the new world that’s fair and true
Let us drop the old and cop the new
I got 我的功力
所有的目的为登峰造极
需要多少实力
掌握的成就才能够避免侥幸
谁都救不了你
所有的评论全都是负面消息
黑子们好着急
不停的挑剔在背后把键盘敲击
谁还搞不明白
拙劣的把戏搞不了我心态
看看谁生活的更加精彩
All this money 还需要什么青睐
换件衣服
看看五年都没长进的技术
怎么你资源好到这个地步
让别人都眼红嫉妒
老子裁了一件衣服穿在身上
你非要说这是假的
随便几句歌词旋律我唱火了
你眼红了老子不服
你非要说这是他的
但我觉得 你们都是瓜的
看我包包头都是随便花的
当我唱完这一首歌
嘴巴都给老子闭到起
新的物料在路上
一帮标题党
位置让你很不爽
所以着急抢
多的废话我早听烂了
聚光灯我也早习惯了
山顶太冷那怎么办呢
反正在高处不胜寒呢
没错我爱吃香菜
都记住了变成 punchline
我的蛋糕 分你一块
在座一块也不少 why
没多少难度呢
遍布着等着扩大我的版图
打开这个轨迹谁都心里有数
开始我的游戏
It’s a new rule
I got new rules
I got new rules yeah
I got new rules
I got new rules yeah
咋个办 咋个耍
听不懂 没得法
咋个办 咋个耍
没得梗 你们咋个耍
咋个办 咋个耍
听不懂 没得法
咋个办 咋个耍
没得梗 你们咋个耍
Everybody hands up
声音开到最大
给我一点变化
My new rule is to turn up
漩涡让我们都卷进陷阱
全都让我来告诉你原因
现在放主演是我的电影
看不见是显的你太年轻
没有烦恼的new life
面对阻碍更加的悠哉
没有同类人就自成一派
旧观念
都say goodbye
记得最初
没有退路
只有音乐才是我的归属
这面旗帜由我们来挥舞
一起走到新的维度
So make the new rules to guide us through
Found the new world that’s fair and true
Let us drop the old and cop the new
I got new rules


Yaaaay!! That was so fun! *jumps a little* 谢谢, Thank you ~ 





04.11.2024 05:28:35
Slayto
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4478
Reputation: 1917
Posts: 59
Reasonopia
08.11.2024 07:30:53
Slayto

Somewhere over the rainbow…in Latin…

Slayto

08.11.2024 07:30:53

Thotticus Rex
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4316
Reputation: 2957
Posts: 47
Secville
11.11.2024 20:26:11
Thotticus Rex

*now visibly drunk but still cunty*

I don't need you, I don't need that shit
Hurt my brain, giving off that ick
If you want fame, better make it stick
Better go quick if you wanna get rich
Better pump hits, better get a good shtick
If you wanna slide, better lay it on thick
Pull a new card baby take your pick
If you wanna get picked then you better suck dick
They want a piece of me, uh, but, nuh-nuh-uh
They don't agree with it all, ah-a-a-ah
You don't know me, no you don't, ah-a-ah
Ask the kids in the club 'bout me, bitch, they love it
Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Drink that holy water
That bitch is my daughter
Full stop, no comma
Shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Smoke that marijuana
Kill that motherfucker
Full stop, no comma
Full stop, no comma
Eyeliner a mess (A mess)
Pink glitter on my chest (My chest)
Dear God, I must confess
My pussy hit the best
In a tight see through dress
Joint pressed on my lips
Blue silk hugging my hips
Finally bought my brand-new tits
I never stole shit
I never kissed ass, but I got tossed around from day one
These label men look at me like I'm a prostitute 'cause I fuck
Only got paid for sex, like, once
Maybe three times but, girl, it was fun
I'm throatzilla, bitch, so they run
Pink Swarovski on my gun
Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Drink that holy water
That bitch is my daughter
Full stop, no comma
Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Smoke that marijuana
Kill that motherfucker
Full stop, no comma
(Comma, comma, comma, comma)
(Comma, comma, comma, comma)
Full stop, no comma
Something just shifted, my nails look wicked
I put that dick in, fuck like I'm gifted (Full stop, no comma)
In Jesus' name, I am addicted
Blowin' ####
Sometimes they're bitches
Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Drink that holy water
That bitch is my daughter
Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Smoke that marijuana
Kill that motherfucker
Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Drink that holy water
That bitch is my daughter
Sha-shake it, shake it, if you wanna
Smoke that marijuana
Kill that motherfucker

11.11.2024 20:26:11
Dean Winchester
Level 40
Status: Minister of Entertainment
Sex Appeal: 49519
Reputation: 33254
Posts: 1905
Atheista
12.11.2024 03:20:49
Dean Winchester

gets up and starts singing this


12.11.2024 03:20:49
Adonis Casanova
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23671
Reputation: 12497
Posts: 137
Secville
20.11.2024 04:10:30
Adonis Casanova

Oh we’re going weeb mode? I’m so up for that!

20.11.2024 04:10:30

spn castiel
Level 13
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1520
Reputation: 817
Posts: 14
Antitheocra
23.11.2024 03:52:49
spn castiel

shine bright like a diamond 
Story pin image

23.11.2024 03:52:49
CASTIEL.
CarCrashBimbo
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 102407
Reputation: 11743
Posts: 621
Agnostica
25.11.2024 17:53:07
CarCrashBimbo

Have yourself a merry little Xeetmas
Load more Xeets tonight
Xeet yourself to all the Xeet-fluencers
Now... (right now!)

Doo doo dee da  merry little xeetmas...
xeets are shining bright
laadee da la da de little bunnies
Xeet!

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25.11.2024 17:53:07

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