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Karaoke Party!

Posts
88
Created
20.06.2022
Author
Brittany465
hanusiacore
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9078
Reputation: 7689
Posts: 1
Atheista
15.05.2023 18:55:01
hanusiacore

You said I was the most exotic flower
Holding me tight in our final hour
I don't know how you convince them and get them, babe
I don't know what you do
It's unbelievable
And I don't know how you get over, get over
Someone as dangerous, tainted and flawed as you
One for the money
Two for the show
I love you, honey
I'm ready, I'm ready to go
How did you get that way?
I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant
Look like a million dollar man
So why is my heart broke?
You've got the world
But baby, at what price?
Something so strange
Hard to define
It isn't that hard, boy
To like you or love you
I'd follow you down, down, down
You're unbelievable
If you're going crazy
Just grab me and take me
I'd follow you down, down, down
Anywhere, anywhere
One for the money
Two for the show
I love you, honey
I'm ready, I'm ready to go
How did you get that way?
I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant
Look like a million dollar man
So why is my heart broke?
One for the money
And two for the show
I love you, honey
I'm ready, I'm ready to go
How did you get that way?
I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant
Look like a million dollar man
So why is my heart broke?
I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant
Look like a million dollar man
So why is my heart broke?

15.05.2023 18:55:01
i love you all, Hanna~


Mina Bloodycunt
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2264
Reputation: 1830
Posts: 16
Freethinkerland
06.06.2023 14:00:04
Mina Bloodycunt

Hi, I'm Tila! Lips full of filler
Unapologetic
Always thinking 'bout dick
So pink, so cutie
Bouncy bubble booty
Feeling esoteric
Watching Danielle Derek
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic
Fuck my genetics (I'm totally plastic)
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic
Fuck my genetics
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping haul
I wanna be a bimbo doll
My boobs are huge, but I am small
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping haul
B-I-M-B-O
I just wanna be a stupid hoe
Hi, I'm Tila! Life's full of glitter
Giving up my ego raises my libido
My bag is Gucci
To match my perfect coochie
Glamour is my hobby
Fuck my pornstar body
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic
Fuck my genetics (I'm totally plastic)
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic
Fuck my genetics
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping haul
I wanna be a bimbo doll
My boobs are huge but I am small
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping haul
B-I-M-B-O
I just wanna be a stupid hoe
I wanna be a bimbo doll
I wanna be a bimbo doll
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping haul
B-I-M-B-O
I just wanna be a stupid hoe


06.06.2023 14:00:04
Mina
nakedhorse
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 47760
Reputation: 30585
Posts: 125
Freethinkerland
06.07.2023 08:18:09
nakedhorse

i cant sing :(

06.07.2023 08:18:09
You can call me Yoshikage Kira. I am currently 33 years-old. Not that you’d care but I reside in north-east Morioh’s villa district. Also I’ve yet to marry. In order to make a living, I work for Kame Yu department stores. After a long day’s work, I return home no later than 8 PM. I don’t like smoking but I do enjoy the occasional drink.

 



Ice_Cream
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108936
Reputation: 34791
Posts: 1127
Reasonopia
07.07.2023 00:33:55
Ice_Cream

Omg, I luv milkshakes,  giggles! 
https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4

07.07.2023 00:33:55
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891





archingyourback
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1260
Reputation: 1092
Posts: 7
Reasonopia
09.07.2023 19:35:05
archingyourback

ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE! SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES XD

09.07.2023 19:35:05
 

a~



Begonia Thotica
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21533
Reputation: 15496
Posts: 213
Secville
13.07.2023 02:48:18
Begonia Thotica

[in the style of Frank Sinatra]

We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in
Don't lock us away
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's, oh


13.07.2023 02:48:18
❀No brain. I'm just a flower❀
Heavens_Ladder
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11569
Reputation: 6593
Posts: 72
Freethinkerland
24.09.2023 06:42:27
Heavens_Ladder

Them LA boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them New York boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them Euro boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them Dubai boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them Christian boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck (they wanna fuck)
Them Tokyo boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck (they wanna)
Them good ol' boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck (they wanna fuck)
Them crazy boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck (they wanna)
Every time I look at my phone
Got these boys tryna get in my zone
They don't want to leave me alone
They just want to fuck me through the phone
I don't want to take you home
I just want to pull up and get that dome
Lick that ice cream off the cone
When I wake up, bitch, you better be gone
(Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone)
Uh, yeah (better be gone), they wanna fuck
Them LA boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them New York boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them Euro boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them Dubai boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck
Them Christian boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck(they wanna fuck)
Them Tokyo boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck (they wanna)
Them good ol' boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck (they wanna fuck)
Them crazy boys
They wanna fuck, they wanna fuck (they wanna)
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck (now)
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck (now)
I wanna fuck, fuck, fuck
I wanna fuck, fuck, fu-fuck
I wanna fuck, fuck, fuck
I wanna fuck (now)
I wanna fuck, fuck, fuck
I wanna fuck, fuck, fu-fuck
I wanna fuck, fuck, fuck
I wanna fuck now
Wanna fuck


24.09.2023 06:42:27
Dez
Dez
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17084
Reputation: 12105
Posts: 32
Freethinkerland
01.10.2023 01:05:54
Dez

Badda-da-dah, badda-da-bah-bah
Coming outcha mouth withcha blah, blah, blah
Zip your lip like a padlock
And meet me in the back with the Jack at the jukebox
I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at
Music's up
Listen hot stuff, I'm in love with this song
So just hush
Baby, shut up!
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Boy, c'mon and get my rocks off
Come put a little love in my glove box
Wanna dance, with no pants on?
Meet me in the back with the Jack at the jukebox
So cut to the chase kid, 'cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked and you're wasted
Music's up
Listen hot stuff, I'm in love with this song
So just hush
Baby, shut up!
Heard enough
Stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
You be delaying, you always saying some shit
You say I'm playin', I'm never layin' the dick
Saying, "Blah, blah, blah"
'Cause I don't care who you are in this bar
It only matters who I is
Stop ta-ta-talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, -ar, -ar
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Oh!


01.10.2023 01:05:54

ShiloSweets
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13045
Reputation: 9408
Posts: 40
Secville
02.10.2023 04:33:24
ShiloSweets

They say take it off
I say keep it on
Van Gogh, crop top, boy short, red thong
I see you in my dreams
Slow motion movie scenes
Homemade, crochet, dreamy with the low waist
Cheeky, tankini
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis on roller skates, in outer space
I see
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis and platform heels, in new hot wheels
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis, ooh
Nylon, spandex, dear Lord, what's next?
Polyester, pin stripe, wet my appetite
Polka dots, see through, put me in a good mood
A-cup, D-cup, give me love, don't cover up
Slow down my Lamborghini for
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis on roller skates, in outer space
I see
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis and platform heels, in new hot wheels
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis, ooh
I wanna see boys in bikinis too
They'd look good on you
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis on roller skates, in outer space
I see
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis and platform heels, in new hot wheels
Girls in bikinis
Girls in bikinis, ooh


02.10.2023 04:33:24
May the new year bring you peace, happiness and security. May your mascara never run and your lipstick never fade!
Audrea
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1931
Reputation: 1629
Posts: 26
Atheista
02.10.2023 18:55:51
Audrea

I don't need to fall at your feet
Just 'cause you cut me to the bone
And I won't miss the way that you kiss me
We were never carved in stone
If I don't listen to the talk of the town
Then maybe I can fool myself
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking
I am the king of wishful thinking
I refuse to give in to my blues
That's not how it's going to be
And I deny the tears in my eyes
'Cause I don't want to let you see, no
That you have made a hole in my heart
And now I've got to fool myself
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking (King of wishful thinking)
I will never, never shed a tear for you
I'll get over you (I know I will)
If I don't listen to the talk of the town
Then maybe I can fool myself
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking (King of wishful thinking)
I'm the king of wishful thinking
I'll get over you I know I will
You made a hole in my heart
But I won't shed a tear for you
I'll be the king of wishful thinking
I'll get over you (I know I will)
I'll pretend my heart's still beating
'Cause I've got no more tears for you
I'm the king of wishful thinking
I'll get over you (I know I will)
You made a hole in my heart
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking


02.10.2023 18:55:51

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