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Karaoke Party!

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88
Created
20.06.2022
Author
Brittany465
that bitch xoxo
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5019
Reputation: 4011
Posts: 100
Atheista
28.08.2022 15:11:54
that bitch xoxo

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
But your dad just calls me Katya
I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
Always keep 'em coming back for more
You a basic-ass ho and it's your time to go
So bitch let me show you the door
'Cause it's me who's getting laid
And I'm always getting paid;
The only high-class Russian whore
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin-tight dress
That's a rash, not a herpes sore
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
Katya Zamolodchikova


28.08.2022 15:11:54

chervb
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4646
Reputation: 4140
Posts: 17
Atheista
16.09.2022 21:57:37
chervb

Been around for a long time now, I guess
Came around for a one night thing and I never left
Got a key to your old front door
You can keep me in the bedside drawer
And when you want you can slide me out again
Take your time, everybody says so
You'll be fine, when you learn to move slow
How did I lose it at the intro?
Take me, I wanna go
Ah-ooh, ooh, Malibu
I wanna go
Ah-ooh, ooh, Malibu
I wanna go
To me and you in Malibu
Never been with a type like you before
Chilled out, top down, just what I've been looking for
Pullin' up, you got your hair real neat
Came cruisin' from the coast to scoop me
And I've been counting down the days to jump back in
Take your time, everybody says so
You'll be fine, when you learn to move slow
How did I lose it at the intro?
Take me, I wanna go
Ah-ooh, ooh, Malibu
I wanna go
Ah-ooh, ooh, Malibu
I wanna go
To me and you in Malibu
Take me to the ocean blue
I don't care, any beach will do with you, you, you
Singing every song we know
On your transistor radio like doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Ah-ooh, ooh, Malibu
I wanna go
Ah-ooh, ooh, Malibu
I wanna go
To me and you in Malibu
Malibu
I wanna go
To me and you in Malibu
Malibu
I wanna go
To me and you in Malibu

trixie mattel, malibu

16.09.2022 21:57:37
chromatic, charismatic, only mildly asthmatic
EJ66
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9576
Reputation: 8406
Posts: 18
Reasonopia
06.10.2022 16:37:29
EJ66

Don't know what I wanted, I have a memory
Back at that party, I was all over her
We didn't make out or do anything
I just remember I was lonely
I guess I am always, it's not a problem
It's just something, I got used to it
Every stranger makes me feel safer
And every person seems more beautiful


06.10.2022 16:37:29
(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤️~
Love you,
- EJ<33
isakgya
Level 19
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 5056
Reputation: 4280
Posts: 12
Atheista
12.10.2022 23:10:08
isakgya

MONSTER HIGH MONSTER HIGH!

12.10.2022 23:10:08

heekkiebun
Level 14
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2068
Reputation: 1637
Posts: 10
Atheista
12.10.2022 23:32:09
heekkiebun

ITS MY PROBLEM IF I WANT TO RUN AWAY
ITS MY PROBLEM IF I WANT TO SMOKE AND DRINK AND SWAY !!
ITS MY PROBLEM ITS MY PROBLEM IF I FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE
AND ITS MY PROBLEM IF I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND FEEL I WANT TO DIE !!!!

12.10.2022 23:32:09
mxrlov
Level 50
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 100233
Reputation: 54359
Posts: 207
Atheista
29.10.2022 04:19:48
mxrlov

CRAWL ON ME SINK INTO ME DIE FOR ME LIVING DEAD GIRLLLLLLL

29.10.2022 04:19:48

*.·:·.☽✧ i put the gore in gorgeous ✧☾.·:·.*


Misty Raven Melancholy
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4186
Reputation: 2923
Posts: 55
Atheista
05.11.2022 07:44:45
Misty Raven Melancholy

*Very obviously tipsy, wanders up to the mic with a grin and begins to sing She Wants Me (To Be Loved)*

I know you know, I'm not too discreet
Walking around, heart on my sleeve, so
You say you love me, but not the way I need
Things are so close to what I want to be
I've known you so long, and maybe too well,
All of the boys you kiss and tell
Though I'll never be them, see I'm just a good friend
Maybe this time will be different for me...

Oh-oh, she wants me to be loved, 
Oh-oh, she really does...
Oh, I can't stop feeling, I want her love
But all my dreaming is not enough
So in the morning, the sun will rise
And i'll wake up and she won't be-
Oh-oh, she wants me to be loved,
Oh-oh, she really does...


05.11.2022 07:44:45
My hands are of your color, but I shame to wear a heart so white.
liax3
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15619
Reputation: 9476
Posts: 7
Atheista
22.12.2022 23:27:40
liax3

I met a girl and I really thought she liked me
I truly thought that I had met the one
It was a fail, to no avail
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club
She's like a witch, casting spells, hypnotizing
She made me drink a potion just to fall in love
She got me drunk, tipsy of her love
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club
She's always blowing up my phone
I really wish that she'd leave me alone
I gotta change my number
It's hard for me to slumber when she's outside my home
She called the cops, and made it seem like I was mean
She's not your average lady, she's fucking crazy
Spelled C-U-N-T (bitch)
And after all, the rise and fall
You're not worth my time
I'm calling it quits, right now, this time
You're playing games and all we do is fight
It's getting late so olly-olly-olly-oxen free
All the bad girls come cheer with me
Love's a drug that got me on the run
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club
I'm always paranoid
That she's somehow watching me
Follows me on Twitter, asking if I miss her
Hashtag #setmefree
She googles my name, just to keep some tabs on me
She's not your average lady, she's fucking crazy
Someone help me, please
And after all, the rise and fall
You're not worth my time
I'm calling it quits, right now, this time
You're playing games and all we do is fight
It's getting late so olly-olly-olly-oxen free
All the bad girls come cheer with me
Love's a drug that got me on the run
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club
Alright, alright, alright, settle down, settle down
I need all my bad girls in the house tonight to help me do a cheer
It goes one, two, three, four
Hey, sexy boy, I got you wrapped around my finger
L-O-V-E really doesn't mean much
Your love is like a drug, but it is not enough
Give me a B-A-D, we're the bad girls club
Hey, sexy boy, I got you wrapped around my finger
L-O-V-E really doesn't mean much
Your love is like a drug, but it is not enough
Give me a B-A-D, we're the bad girls club
I'm calling it quits, right now, this time
You're playing games and all we do is fight
It's getting late so olly-olly-olly-oxen free
All the bad girls come cheer with me
Love's a drug that got me on the run
I'm just another victim of the bad girls club

22.12.2022 23:27:40

Dianabich
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32319
Reputation: 21307
Posts: 179
Reasonopia
28.12.2022 15:38:48
Dianabich

looooove thisss

28.12.2022 15:38:48


 




13ambrose666
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 239540
Reputation: 50025
Posts: 123
Antitheocra
30.12.2022 05:44:06
13ambrose666

words like violence
break the silence

30.12.2022 05:44:06
bugs in ur skin theres bugs in ur skin get them out get m out getmou tt 


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