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Category
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Created
20.06.2022
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Brittany465
Vaggie
Vaggie
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2564
Reputation: 2374
Posts: 19
Freethinkerland
Vaggie
08.10.2023 08:20:41
Vaggie
Uh-uh-uh
Mama, I'm snorting this 'til I sleep in a cell
Motherfucker I'm tryna dress like Gabriel Held
The Dior, Prince, the fur, the whole gang of birds
Flip open my sidekick like "What's the worth?"

Lip gloss in the limo in case the thing pop
I'm worried 'bout nothing except for my Ring Pop
No bra, no panties, been heavy since 13
Real heavy, so heavy
I'm makin the floor scream

And I'm bounce up and down on that low low shit
In the 562 but on my coke hoe shit
Rocking nothing but mink now, tits out, no doubt
Ugly dressed bitches stay talking 'bout clout
What's that about? Bitch, I'm thinkin' of cock
Chain smokin' in the Hummer, wonder what I should rock
Is it the lowkey miniskirt and sweater?
Or maybe it's the leather? I don't care about the weather
Bitch, I rock

08.10.2023 08:20:41
Heavens_Ladder
Heavens_Ladder
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11569
Reputation: 6593
Posts: 72
Freethinkerland
Heavens_Ladder
16.10.2023 03:52:03
Heavens_Ladder
Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye
Set fire to my tie
As we dance to the Masochism Tango
At your command
Before you here I stand
My heart is in my hand
(Yeechh!)
It's here that I must be
My heart entreats
Just hear those savage beats
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony
My soul is on fire
It's aflame with desire
Which is why I perspire when we tango


16.10.2023 03:52:03
Chef_behaviour
Chef_behaviour
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1546
Reputation: 1592
Posts: 6
Reasonopia
Chef_behaviour
24.10.2023 14:14:05
Chef_behaviour
...............
...............


...............


.................
TEQUILA 

24.10.2023 14:14:05
reivalentine
reivalentine
Level 78
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 377514
Reputation: 158219
Posts: 1041
Agnostica
reivalentine
28.10.2023 16:58:49
reivalentine
I'll drink to that,♥️

28.10.2023 16:58:49
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Soobin
Soobin
Level 92
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 604952
Reputation: 171348
Posts: 1472
Freethinkerland
Soobin
17.12.2023 22:13:01
Soobin
Ah, lie, lie, lie, lie down
Go rest your eyes
Just fall asleep, sweet dreams
You can't get off the ride
A wolf in sheep clothes, his disguise
In the na-na-na-night
You'll be hiding inside
Oh, whatcha doing?
You got some time today?
Oh, what a nuisance
Come, come, come out to play
High, so high, the crimson sky
It's way too sweet to turn down
I scream and shout, but no one's 'round
There's no way to escape it
I met the devil by the window
Traded my life
Temptation touched my tongue
Spread the wings of desire
He's whispering
"Give up, don't you put up a fight"
Said the devil by the window
"Dream on, dream on, good night!"
Ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah
Said the devil by the window
"Dream on, dream on, good night!"
Waste, waste away in the gutter with me
No, I can't tell what is fake in my reality
I see the waves, see the waves wash over me
Oh, stay, you can stay when you're tempted to leave
Oh, whatcha doing?
You got some time today?
Oh, what a nuisance
Come, come, come out to play
High, so high, the crimson sky
It's way too sweet to turn down
I scream and shout, but no one's 'round
There's no way to escape it
I met the devil by the window
Traded my life
Temptation touched my tongue
Spread the wings of desire
He's whispering
"Give up, don't you put up a fight"
Said the devil by the window
"Dream on, dream on, good night!"
Ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah
Said the devil by the window
"Dream on, dream on, good night!"
Devil, de-devil, devil
Devil, de-devil (oh, I met the)
Devil, de-devil, devil (oh)
Come here, come here, good night
High
High
High, I feel my body drifting into the sky
I won't come down, come down, come down, I will
I'll fly
Weightless, without a worry into the night
He said, "Dream on, dream on, dream on"


17.12.2023 22:13:01

Heldaghost
Heldaghost
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12571
Reputation: 8945
Posts: 30
Atheista
Heldaghost
20.12.2023 02:57:06
Heldaghost
Tehe hope I'm not too terribly late to the singing sesh ☆
Oh, can't anybody see
We've got a war to fight
Never found our way
Regardless of what they say
How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong
*tears fill eyes *

Storm, in the morning light
I feel, no more can I say
Frozen to myself
I got nobody on my side
And surely that ain't right

And surely that ain't right

Oh, can't anybody see
We've got a war to fight
Never found our way
Regardless of what they say
How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong

How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong

Oh, can't anybody see
We've got a war to fight
Never found our way
Regardless of what they say
How can it feel, this wrong
From this moment
How can it feel, this wrong

20.12.2023 02:57:06
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Layla Zenin
Layla Zenin
Level 187
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5212835
Reputation: 130322
Posts: 1485
Freethinkerland
Layla Zenin
26.01.2024 01:35:01
Layla Zenin
That was so good! Alright my turn…

Ahem

Fucking go.
'Cause I've done what I could fooor you
And I do know what's good for me
And IM NOOOOOT BENEFITING!
Instead I'm sitting
Singing again, singing again, singing again
Sing, sing, sing again!
How can I deal with this?
If he won't get with this?
Am I gonna heal from this?
He won't admit to it
Nothing to figure out
I gotta get him out
It's time the truth goes out
That he don't give a shit about me
How can I deal with this
If he won't get with this?
Am I gonna heal from this?
He won't admit to it
Nothing to figure out
I gotta get him out
It's time the truth goes out
That he don't give a shit about me


26.01.2024 01:35:01
Moon cosmic power… MAKE UP!
Heavens_Ladder
Heavens_Ladder
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11569
Reputation: 6593
Posts: 72
Freethinkerland
Heavens_Ladder
17.03.2024 23:12:17
Heavens_Ladder
Watching TV tired, bleeding on the bed
The milk has just expired, all the leaves are dead
I'm not quiet, you've been quiet, just receiving what you said
Reeling, feeding, feeling, filled by everything you fed
I see you as you see yourself through all the books you read
Overwhelmed with guilt and realizing the disease
You give me chills, I've had it with the drills
I'm nothing, you are nothing, we are nothing with the pills
I am empty 'til she fills, alive until she kills
In her vampire empire, I am
Falling, yeah
Falling, yeah
I see you there, rejecting all your earthly power
Protecting and dissecting 'til you've emptied every hour
We jumped into the pond and then come under the shower
You lay upon my pillow and you open like a flower
I wanted to see you naked, I wanted to hear you scream
Wanted to kiss your skin and your everything
I wanted to be your woman, I wanted to be your man
I wanted to be the one that you could understand
You give me chills, I've had it with the drills
I'm nothing, you are nothing, we are nothing with the pills
I'm empty 'til she fills, alive until she kills
In her vampire empire, I am
Falling, yeah
Falling, yeah
Well, I walked into your dagger for the last time
It's like trying to start a fire with matches in the snow
Where you can't seem to hold me, can't seem to let me go
So I can't find surrender and I can't keep control
You turn me inside out, and then you want me outside in
You spin me all around, and then you ask me not to spin
You say you wanna be alone and you want children
You wanna be with me and you wanna be with him
You give me chills, I've had it with the drills
I'm nothing, you are nothing, we are nothing with the pills
I am empty 'til she fills, alive until she kills
In her vampire empire, I am
Falling, yeah
Falling, yeah
Falling, yeah
Falling, yeah
Falling, yeah
Falling, yeah


17.03.2024 23:12:17
Lilith_babe
Lilith_babe
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22215
Reputation: 12189
Posts: 131
Freethinkerland
Lilith_babe
18.03.2024 01:42:33
Lilith_babe
*Downs a Martini*
Yall are real ones if ya know this one...

"Just one night all we got
Just one night all we got
Just one night all we got
Just one night all we got

I ain't got time for you, baby
Either you're mine or you're not
Make up your mind, sweet baby
Right here, right now's all we got

A little party never killed nobody
So we gon' dance until we drop, mm
A little party never killed nobody
Right here, right now's all we got

Islands, diamonds, trips around the world
Don't mean a thing if I ain't your girl

A little party never killed nobody
So we gon' dance until we drop
A little party never killed nobody
Right here, right now's all we got (woo-ooh, yeah)
A little party never killed nobody
So we gon' dance until we drop, mm
A little party never killed nobodyyyyy
(Right here, right now's all we got)

All we got, all we got, all we got, all we got
All we got, all we got, all we got, all we, come on!
All we got...
Goddamn!

Glad that you made it, look around
You don't see one person sitting down
They got drinks in their hands and the room's a bust 
At the end of the night, maybe you'll find love
Fake chit-chat of the things they got
And my stout reputation of keepin' it hot
At the party of the year and my master plan
Is you make me realize I'm your man

If the people get live underneath the moonlight
Hotsy-totsy, paparazzi, hold it while I take this pic
Speakeasy, rockin' the feathers, I'm breezy
Hope you can keep up boys, 'cause believe me, I'm the bee's knees

It don't mean a thing if I give you my heart
If you tear it apart, no, ah-ah-ah, ow
It don't mean a thing if I ain't in your eyes
Papa, that ain't gonna fly, no, ah-ah-ah, ow

It don't mean a thing if I give you my heart
If you tear it apart, no, ah-ah-ah, ow
It don't mean a thing if I ain't in your eyes
Papa, that ain't gonna fly, no, ah-ah-ah, ow

Just one night's all we got
Just one night's all we got
Just one night's all we got
Just one night's all we got

What do you think, GoonRock?
Are you ready?

A little party never killed nobody
So we gon' dance until we drop (let's go on)
A little party never killed nobody
Right here, right now's all we got (oh)
A little party never killed nobody
So we gon' dance until we drop
A little party never killed nobodyyyyyyy"

18.03.2024 01:42:33
tibby
tibby
Level 63
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 191929
Reputation: 67791
Posts: 3364
Agnostica
tibby
24.09.2024 06:35:00
tibby
this is the only karaoke thread i saw so… (i could have sworn there was a different one but i’m here now and dead thread revival has been approved)

girls - the dare 

i like the girls that do DRUGS
girls with CIGArrETTES in the back of the CLUUBBB
girls that hate cops and buy GUNS
girls with no buns, girls that’s mean just for FUNN

i like girls who make love but I LOVE GIRLS WHO LIKE TO FUCK
THATS WHATS UP

————————

IFHY - tyler the creator 

i fucking HATE YOU
but i love you
im bad at keeping my emotions bubbled
youre good at being perfect
we’re good at being troubled 

girl you FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS
the fuck is all this noise about
i even considered picking up SMOKING
you turned out to a bitch, who let the dogs out?
but in my doghouse my bitch is the raddest
crazy how the person who makes me the happiest could make the the saddest
look alice, let’s get lost in your wonder-erland fuck an atlas
youre perfectly perfect for me, what the fuck is this, practice?

——————
ceilings - lizzy mcalpine 

ceilings, plaster, can’t you just make it move faster?
lovely to be sitting here with you
but it’s raining harder, my shoes are now full of water
lovely to be rained on with you

its kinda cute but it’s so short
and you’re driving me home
and i don’t wanna leave, but i have to go
you kiss me in the car and it feels like the start of a movie i’ve seen before


*big exhale* okay, i just needed to get that out of my noggin lol

24.09.2024 06:35:00
       

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