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13.05.2022 03:44:11
Iowa

we better make 1300 pages on fridday the 13th omg... in honor of jason voorhees my beloved <3

13.05.2022 03:44:11
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13.05.2022 03:45:03
Dean Winchester

I’m afraid of the Honey Nut Cheerios bee

13.05.2022 03:45:03
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13.05.2022 03:49:17
m0llypolly

1300 on Friday the 13th is very appropriate yes. We should have a picnic with that stargazing and moonshine. Maybe put some cute tea lanterns or fairy lights so we can see the food and drinks. But not too bright so we can still see the stars :)

13.05.2022 03:49:17

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13.05.2022 03:53:39
NICHE SYNDROME

bring a chainsaw just in case. just for funnies

13.05.2022 03:53:39
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
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Antitheocra
13.05.2022 03:55:08
whiskey rose

If we wait until the afternoon, we can get the time to 13:13 on Friday the 13th too

13.05.2022 03:55:08
It's hog killin' time!
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Agnostica
13.05.2022 04:03:30
Miss_Mercury

I thought were waiting for twilight. Drinking moonshine and star gazing!? *cries*

13.05.2022 04:03:30
      
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13.05.2022 04:09:24
m0llypolly

Oh no Ja Morant is injured? I haven't been able to watch since my dad takes the TV a lot. I hope they manage to pull through despite the warriors being an absolute powerhouse of a team. It would be like 2016 again if the warriors blow a lead haha, but like you said, the entire GS team has no injuries it seems like so it's definitely gonna be extremely difficult for the grizzlies :(

whiskey rose wrote:
The Grizzlies (at least, while they were in Memphis) have historically been one of those teams that sign lots of talent and play pretty well but can never win a championship. Ja Morant is sadly out with a knee injury and he's a key playmaker in Memphis' roster. It would be a pretty awesome feat for them to come back from a playoff defecit against a fully-healed GS roster. I'm always happy to see the Warriors blow a lead and get eliminated again.

m0llypolly wrote:
I really want the Memphis Grizzlies to win these semis. They have never won a championship and Ja Morant is a really good player. I feel like they can beat Golden State, even though the warriors got the infamous splash bros steph and klay, plus great offense, but Ja and his boys can defeat them. They got good team spirit you feel? Just a quick basketball thought



13.05.2022 04:09:24

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13.05.2022 04:16:16
Dean Winchester

What’s yalls favorite chips mine r takis they slap

13.05.2022 04:16:16
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13.05.2022 04:27:13
pepperoni

salt & vinegar, but takis do slap

13.05.2022 04:27:13
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13.05.2022 04:29:04
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Chickens are hardcore

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