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Hat5une Miku
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23290
Reputation: 14780
Posts: 79
Secville
18.03.2020 14:21:36
Hat5une Miku

i watch the new snapcube dub

18.03.2020 14:21:36

Hat5une Miku
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23290
Reputation: 14780
Posts: 79
Secville
18.03.2020 14:23:48
Hat5une Miku

Tyetyus wrote:
Went to Lidl in the morning to buy a few things. No more empty shelves, everything was restocked. No other costumers either....It was earie.
oh god dont remind me, i went to morrisons the other day and this old old lady and her husband were trying to do their grocery shop but should find anything. ended up giving them the stuff in my basket that they needed and doing another loop because some jillhole decided they needed 40 cans of chopped tomatoes for no reason

18.03.2020 14:23:48

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 14:36:27
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I'm hooked to minecraft again... I'm trying to recreate the whole mcfricking city of Atlantis from that disney animation. And the scale is huge because it's like pixel art, the more "pixels" I use the more detail I get and I want a lot of detail. I started with the heart of Atlantis (big floating glowing blue orb surrounded by statue faces) and it took me all evening yesterday to just get the orb done. Lets see how quickly I give up.

18.03.2020 14:36:27
They/Them 
Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18823
Posts: 253
Atheista
18.03.2020 15:39:52
Bimkko

i keep doing dumb stuff instead of working, and i got really pressing deadlines up my ass :/ i spent like 3 hours getting all my many many character's birthcharts and organising them in a spreadsheet and writing a dumb story instead of writing for school or finishing up the uRGENT 3D models i need to give tomorrow afternoon and im :) just real incompetent at doing things am i 

18.03.2020 15:39:52
flowerbombk
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 302087
Reputation: 51894
Posts: 482
Atheista
18.03.2020 15:49:20
flowerbombk

Tyetyus wrote:
Went to Lidl in the morning to buy a few things. No more empty shelves, everything was restocked. No other costumers either....It was earie.
I had the opposite experience..empty shelves, even the fruit & veg was gone. People were angry and it was nowhere near as bisy as it usually is


18.03.2020 15:49:20

NixieFae
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33627
Reputation: 13426
Posts: 143
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 17:04:27
NixieFae

Midweek..means laundry day u.u but I'd rather play video games

18.03.2020 17:04:27
"A room without books is like a body without a soul"
flowerbombk
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 302087
Reputation: 51894
Posts: 482
Atheista
18.03.2020 21:40:17
flowerbombk

Korean food is so bomb !!!

18.03.2020 21:40:17

Nyvielz
Level 56
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133855
Reputation: 45451
Posts: 1008
Atheista
18.03.2020 22:12:28
Nyvielz

I hate my life

18.03.2020 22:12:28
                                      
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33939
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
18.03.2020 22:17:52
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Nyvielz wrote:
I hate my life
I'll bite. How come? Unless you don't wanna talk about it

18.03.2020 22:17:52
They/Them 
xoas
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2862
Reputation: 2414
Posts: 15
Antitheocra
18.03.2020 22:46:11
xoas

yea im new here, its pretty nice :)

18.03.2020 22:46:11

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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