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17.03.2020 22:38:24
NixieFae

ladychungus wrote:
Poison Black wrote:
We are in quarantine here in São Paulo (Brazil) too! :( I'm very worried about my family, guys.
oh no poison im sorry! im a bit worried for my family quarantined in florida! ): i hope everything turns out ok for you. i hope you can stay in contact with your family and get updates on their health ♥
I wish your family the best! we haven't had to quarantine where I am in Florida.

17.03.2020 22:38:24
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17.03.2020 23:02:13
honorscollege

Thotacchio wrote:
Just got back from a run and realized I have TWO trump neighbors, and I live in a really blue state and a really blue city. Like are you serious, after everything that’s been going on. No shame.
I really love the Trump sign that says "Keep America Great" that I started seeing like, a year after he became president (the area around my campus is red even though the state is blue so I see Trump signs semi-regularly). Like..........he's too fragile to admit that a single year in office was not enough to truly Make America Great. And if you're a Trump supporter and your life hasn't materially improved, how do you think America is now Great, when you believed it was Not Great before? I mean, I guess these people just highly invest in white supremacy and to them, America is Great now because powerful public figures like Trump can openly racist with practically no consequence. The grift just seems SO clear with the signs. I'm sure your life isn't better than it was four years ago because of Trump, how can you not see what a scam that is???

In a semi-ideal world, people would take the "Keep America Great" signs down in the coming keeps since America is doing very Not Great now with the coronavirus and we're doing much worse than a lot of other countries with the virus. Norway called all of its citizens to come back to the country, especially if they were in "a country with poorly developed health services and infrastructure and/or collective infrastructure,” and then cited the US as an example. But of course it would never cross these people's minds to think Trump is to blame for how badly the country is doing with the coronoavirus (and to be fair, there are a lot of factors other than Trump to blame for how bad the US is doing with coronavirus - Democrats should've acted like they were part of a civilized country and advocated and implemented universal healthcare A LONG TIME AGO and I partly blame the DNC establishment for the crisis being as bad as it is since we should've had better infrastructure. BUT OF COURSE, Trump is only making the situation worse and a competent president wouldn't have never called the coronavirus a hoax, wouldn't have limited the number of coronoavirus tests available, wouldn't have prioritized the stock market over people's lives and well-being etc etc).

17.03.2020 23:02:13
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18.03.2020 00:15:27
Thotacchio

honorscollege wrote:

I really love the Trump sign that says "Keep America Great" that I started seeing like, a year after he became president (the area around my campus is red even though the state is blue so I see Trump signs semi-regularly). Like..........he's too fragile to admit that a single year in office was not enough to truly Make America Great. And if you're a Trump supporter and your life hasn't materially improved, how do you think America is now Great, when you believed it was Not Great before? I mean, I guess these people just highly invest in white supremacy and to them, America is Great now because powerful public figures like Trump can openly racist with practically no consequence. The grift just seems SO clear with the signs. I'm sure your life isn't better than it was four years ago because of Trump, how can you not see what a scam that is???

In a semi-ideal world, people would take the "Keep America Great" signs down in the coming keeps since America is doing very Not Great now with the coronavirus and we're doing much worse than a lot of other countries with the virus. Norway called all of its citizens to come back to the country, especially if they were in "a country with poorly developed health services and infrastructure and/or collective infrastructure,” and then cited the US as an example. But of course it would never cross these people's minds to think Trump is to blame for how badly the country is doing with the coronoavirus (and to be fair, there are a lot of factors other than Trump to blame for how bad the US is doing with coronavirus - Democrats should've acted like they were part of a civilized country and advocated and implemented universal healthcare A LONG TIME AGO and I partly blame the DNC establishment for the crisis being as bad as it is since we should've had better infrastructure. BUT OF COURSE, Trump is only making the situation worse and a competent president wouldn't have never called the coronavirus a hoax, wouldn't have limited the number of coronoavirus tests available, wouldn't have prioritized the stock market over people's lives and well-being etc etc).
It’s all poor old people who can’t figure it out! Like girl we are in the epicenter of this pandemic (I’m in Washington state) and you can’t get it through your skulls that the Republican Party is failing so miserably in handling this? I’m thankful that this likely means a win for the Dems come November but I have no idea how anyone can put any stock, or even has been able to, into this absolute clown. But republican supporters will always vote red it seems, even if they’re candidate is incompetent.

18.03.2020 00:15:27
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18.03.2020 00:18:36
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Byrd wrote:
depending on how a certain conversation with my boyfriend goes, might have to start thinking about breaking up.... :( 
oh my goodness ): what happened?? 

18.03.2020 00:18:36
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18.03.2020 02:33:31
honorscollege

honorscollege wrote:
Bored from quarantine so I've started using Bimboland to campaign for Bernie and I just changed all my debate answers to reflect Bernie platforms lmao. Bimboland, get out the vote! I'll campaign for real using textbanking and phonebanking later. 
Aaaah, might've been a waste of time because Biden just won another two states. I don't know how much longer Bernie can stay in the race. I DON'T think Bernie's being given a fair shot though. His biggest wins were in caucus states (where it's harder to tamper with the votes) and the exit polls are reflecting more Bernie votes than the actual elections counts are. Biden is a terrible candidate, I have to keep holding on to hope that Bernie can nab the nomination even though at this point, I don't believe the DNC would let him win. Really want to be wrong here though. 

18.03.2020 02:33:31
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18.03.2020 02:52:15
Cum_Dumpster

I'm pretty sure every single appliance in my house makes some kind of noise. Whether it be unusual squeaking, thunka-thunking, wheezing, or just exorcist-style screaming, it's never quiet around here unless the power goes out.

18.03.2020 02:52:15
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18.03.2020 04:25:06
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hi i came back on bimboland after days of silence because i was embarrassing myself but then i come back with comments from people congratulating me on finishing my essay (cuz in one of my debate passages i was like i cant even finish my essay but I DID) and i got emotional THANKS EVERYONE'S SO NICE SKDGMFKHFDKHDF

18.03.2020 04:25:06
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18.03.2020 09:07:09
Miss Mindhunter

I am having home office so I do my office stuff with face mask on.

18.03.2020 09:07:09
Whatever.
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18.03.2020 11:16:50
flowerbombk

MIss Mindhunter wrote:
I am having home office so I do my office stuff with face mask on.
I have to do this today !

18.03.2020 11:16:50

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18.03.2020 13:06:41
Tyetyus

Went to Lidl in the morning to buy a few things. No more empty shelves, everything was restocked. No other costumers either....It was earie.

18.03.2020 13:06:41
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