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Gessyca
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46260
Reputation: 25567
Posts: 234
Freethinkerland
19.03.2020 23:33:35
Gessyca

First day of spring and its a blizzard outside. Neat.

19.03.2020 23:33:35

salida
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6747
Reputation: 4475
Posts: 8
Freethinkerland
20.03.2020 00:51:06
salida

have to stay inside all day because i work in healthcare<3 but i'm gonna smoke a joint and make a pizza

20.03.2020 00:51:06
you might be fucking an heir but i’m a fucking heiress
akira otoishi
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12920
Reputation: 8009
Posts: 31
Atheista
20.03.2020 00:57:22
akira otoishi

i had the most amaaaazing day today oh my god. i live in an extremely small town but we have some really cool neighbors. one of them has an entire farm and they raise goats and chickens and rabbits and it’s always the most wonderful time when i actually visit. i’m not the most easily social (not because i don’t like people but because i’m really awkward) so i only end up over there when my sister is visiting but i got to pet one of their rabbits and hold a baby goat and even a baby puppy. it opened its eyes for the first time IN MY ARMS and i’m still not over it. for being mildly in quarantine, it was such a great way to spend the day. sorry to type so much i just wanted to ramble about this. i also got to hold the sweetest old cat ever, she was purring so loudly and held on so tight (though that was in part because she’s so old). ahgh, wow. i just love animals so much and to be around so many in one day is great.

20.03.2020 00:57:22
ACAB
Uwuminati
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3488
Reputation: 3153
Posts: 4
Atheista
20.03.2020 03:20:56
Uwuminati

my bf is 26 wholeass years old and can't operate a rice cooker smh

20.03.2020 03:20:56
hotguy5000
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15295
Reputation: 9819
Posts: 3
Atheista
20.03.2020 03:37:30
hotguy5000

today couldve been better since i have to work during all this panic and fear BUT i got to eat a really good dinner and drink some really good tea! and my dog fell asleep by my feet just now and he is so soft and i love him

20.03.2020 03:37:30
 


Cunning Linguist
Level 79
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 387741
Reputation: 64415
Posts: 226
Atheista
20.03.2020 04:03:26
Cunning Linguist

Speaking of animals, im chillin in bed rn watching my dog wrestle w one of my ferrets....the dog is a chihuahua & the ferret is v chonky, so its a pretty even match. Theyre so cute <3

this thread is a really good idea btw. i feel like i never post in the forums i just read em

20.03.2020 04:03:26

akira otoishi
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12920
Reputation: 8009
Posts: 31
Atheista
20.03.2020 04:39:36
akira otoishi

yeah lol i almost feel bad posting in here basically like a diary but i like that i feel welcome to y’know, it’s a really neat thread

20.03.2020 04:39:36
ACAB
Thotacchio
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13059
Reputation: 8283
Posts: 154
Atheista
20.03.2020 05:18:50
Thotacchio

Happy to announce that my work is staying open. So good because all I did today was be anxious over being home and watching true crime documentaries 

20.03.2020 05:18:50
whore of bimboland
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7799
Reputation: 5017
Posts: 59
Atheista
20.03.2020 05:51:24
whore of bimboland

my brain is empty

20.03.2020 05:51:24
SexyBiitch
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13936
Reputation: 10372
Posts: 38
Agnostica
20.03.2020 09:57:54
SexyBiitch

Noob question pls help, why are some profiles pink and some gold? 

20.03.2020 09:57:54

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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