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Freethinkerland
Gessyca
19.03.2020 23:33:35
Gessyca
First day of spring and its a blizzard outside. Neat.

19.03.2020 23:33:35

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Freethinkerland
salida
20.03.2020 00:51:06
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have to stay inside all day because i work in healthcare<3 but i'm gonna smoke a joint and make a pizza

20.03.2020 00:51:06
you might be fucking an heir but i’m a fucking heiress
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akira otoishi
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akira otoishi
20.03.2020 00:57:22
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i had the most amaaaazing day today oh my god. i live in an extremely small town but we have some really cool neighbors. one of them has an entire farm and they raise goats and chickens and rabbits and it’s always the most wonderful time when i actually visit. i’m not the most easily social (not because i don’t like people but because i’m really awkward) so i only end up over there when my sister is visiting but i got to pet one of their rabbits and hold a baby goat and even a baby puppy. it opened its eyes for the first time IN MY ARMS and i’m still not over it. for being mildly in quarantine, it was such a great way to spend the day. sorry to type so much i just wanted to ramble about this. i also got to hold the sweetest old cat ever, she was purring so loudly and held on so tight (though that was in part because she’s so old). ahgh, wow. i just love animals so much and to be around so many in one day is great.

20.03.2020 00:57:22
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Uwuminati
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Uwuminati
20.03.2020 03:20:56
Uwuminati
my bf is 26 wholeass years old and can't operate a rice cooker smh

20.03.2020 03:20:56
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hotguy5000
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hotguy5000
20.03.2020 03:37:30
hotguy5000
today couldve been better since i have to work during all this panic and fear BUT i got to eat a really good dinner and drink some really good tea! and my dog fell asleep by my feet just now and he is so soft and i love him

20.03.2020 03:37:30
 


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Cunning Linguist
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Cunning Linguist
20.03.2020 04:03:26
Cunning Linguist
Speaking of animals, im chillin in bed rn watching my dog wrestle w one of my ferrets....the dog is a chihuahua & the ferret is v chonky, so its a pretty even match. Theyre so cute <3

this thread is a really good idea btw. i feel like i never post in the forums i just read em

20.03.2020 04:03:26

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akira otoishi
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akira otoishi
20.03.2020 04:39:36
akira otoishi
yeah lol i almost feel bad posting in here basically like a diary but i like that i feel welcome to y’know, it’s a really neat thread

20.03.2020 04:39:36
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Thotacchio
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Thotacchio
20.03.2020 05:18:50
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Happy to announce that my work is staying open. So good because all I did today was be anxious over being home and watching true crime documentaries 

20.03.2020 05:18:50
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whore of bimboland
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whore of bimboland
20.03.2020 05:51:24
whore of bimboland
my brain is empty

20.03.2020 05:51:24
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SexyBiitch
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Agnostica
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20.03.2020 09:57:54
SexyBiitch
Noob question pls help, why are some profiles pink and some gold? 

20.03.2020 09:57:54

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