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Lies your parents told you

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02.12.2015
Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
02.12.2015 09:57:31
Floydthatcrazylass

I was reading some stuff on flutter a while ago, and one of the questions asked was about twists in truth parents had told their children to dissuade them from doing something, or to make sure they did something else. It made me curious, what kinds of ‘white lies’ did your mum/s and/or dad/s tell you when you were young, I mean outside of men in big red suits and fairies that collect teeth? I recall my mum telling me that if I didn’t try to have a bath every night then these creatures made out of dust and grime would come and take me away in my sleep. Also that I couldn’t have another cat because all the cat shelters would call me greedy and take the cat I already had away and give it to someone more grateful.


There are probably others but I can’t think what they are currently.




02.12.2015 09:57:31
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Liliwen Nissa
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Atheista
02.12.2015 13:10:08
Liliwen Nissa

The very basic one, that Santa was definitely real and that I shouldn't listen to this six year old 'non believer' in my class. 

02.12.2015 13:10:08
sexybimbo
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Freethinkerland
02.12.2015 13:17:38
sexybimbo

That babies were "manufactured" by doctors in clinics and my parents bought my baby brother from one of those clinics -__-

02.12.2015 13:17:38
Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
02.12.2015 13:20:16
Floydthatcrazylass

Now that is an original answer to the question 'where do babies come from' lol





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sexybimbo
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Freethinkerland
02.12.2015 13:39:33
sexybimbo

i know, right? :P

02.12.2015 13:39:33
Liliwen Nissa
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Atheista
02.12.2015 18:01:13
Liliwen Nissa

Oh dew is brought by little elves, carrying water buckets and if you don't keep your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn, your soul might escape.

02.12.2015 18:01:13
Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
02.12.2015 21:10:58
Floydthatcrazylass

Ah yeah I got told the soul one too but by my Aunt not my folks.

I couldn't go on my Sega Megadrive (old schooool) after 7pm because my dad took out the processor every evening.



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Ceres
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Secville
02.12.2015 21:35:32
Ceres

If you caught the little crabs on rocks up the stream of the river your ears would ring.

Lies!! That never happened to me :/

02.12.2015 21:35:32
Littleladylillianna
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Agnostica
02.12.2015 22:47:12
Littleladylillianna

My parents told me that if children misbehaved in stores, there was a man that would take you to the checkout counter and hang you by your toes. Needless to say, this never happened, but I was an angel from then on lol.


02.12.2015 22:47:12
BambiDoll
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Atheista
03.12.2015 10:08:58
BambiDoll

I refused to eat meat when I was younger, but my mum used to chop up tiny little pieces of it to hide in my vegetables.

Only just found out about this very recently and I feel totally betrayed.

03.12.2015 10:08:58

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