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Lies your parents told you

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77
Created
02.12.2015
Ashyoussry
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 109633
Reputation: 56914
Posts: 423
Freethinkerland
21.02.2019 08:01:57
Ashyoussry

"I used to be the top student at my class"... every time I got less than B+ in school :D

21.02.2019 08:01:57
In a society that benefits from your self doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.
Black_Raiven
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8323
Reputation: 5106
Posts: 16
Atheista
21.02.2019 09:17:18
Black_Raiven

Fluffy ran away-he didn't, they let him go -.-

21.02.2019 09:17:18
Bambi Foxx
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 151755
Reputation: 52631
Posts: 1341
Freethinkerland
22.02.2019 04:17:46
Bambi Foxx

"If you just tell the truth you wont get in trouble"

22.02.2019 04:17:46
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Voodoolady23
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5520
Reputation: 4409
Posts: 150
Agnostica
16.06.2019 03:40:24
Voodoolady23

Bambi Foxx wrote:
"If you just tell the truth you wont get in trouble"
I second this haha

16.06.2019 03:40:24
macaniada
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54400
Reputation: 27427
Posts: 510
Freethinkerland
11.10.2019 13:59:53
macaniada

Bambi Foxx wrote:
"If you just tell the truth you wont get in trouble"
Definitely this one!! lol 

11.10.2019 13:59:53

Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
11.10.2019 14:36:24
Alexstrasza

Oh I have a couple!
"If you stick your tongue out while drawin' you'll lose your drawin' skills!"
"If you cross your eyes out they will stay that way!"
"If you eat burnt pizza crust you won't be afraid of the dark!"

This is an awesome thread :D so many funny parents' lies!

11.10.2019 14:36:24
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
macaniada
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54400
Reputation: 27427
Posts: 510
Freethinkerland
11.10.2019 17:14:38
macaniada

It was a friend's parents who used to tell her that her eyes would turn green if she ate a lot of spinach! 

11.10.2019 17:14:38

Janeze321
Level 157
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3051733
Reputation: 735307
Posts: 11084
Freethinkerland
12.11.2019 15:51:53
Janeze321

The Television stops broadcasting at 5:30pm every day. Found out that was a lie when I was at a friends house and my Mother was late picking me up. 

12.11.2019 15:51:53
Peace and love to you all.
If you have a gun in your hand I won't vote for you and if You're fighting one of these I won't vote for you either.
WinniePooh
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24380
Reputation: 14174
Posts: 575
Freethinkerland
30.12.2019 21:40:32
WinniePooh

For some reason my mother would never allow me to open the fridge after blow drying my hair. She always said that your face would freeze if you did so. She was afraid that the cool air from the fridge would shock my body after it had been enduring heat for some time. 

30.12.2019 21:40:32

Jasp
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1777
Reputation: 1542
Posts: 250
Atheista
30.12.2019 22:36:20
Jasp

That all pokemon represent demonic creatures

30.12.2019 22:36:20

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