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Lies your parents told you

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Remi
Level 8
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Secville
28.01.2016 18:36:51
Remi

I don't think my parents did much lying to me - My brother on the other hand. I could write a book on the lies he told me!

Snorting pepper for a sneezing gag will make your septum fall out.

He got a fake cat and told me it was real and not to tell anyone - My dads allergic and has asthma - I had a moral battle with myself till eventually I ran to my parents and said "I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU". Apparently they knew about this prank and 'I've got to tell you' became a running joke in the family for several years, I was not happy with this.

If I jump at the floor and miss - that's how you fly.

I drank a bit of liquid that was on the table and it tasted funky so I asked him what it was - he told me it was poison and I was gonna die - I was skeptical and was like why would we have poison, and he told me its stuff that's from computer and it will kill you. I believed him. It was soy sauce. I literally cant taste or smell soy sauce anymore without gagging thanks to that one.

Short stories shorter, my brothers an asshole!

28.01.2016 18:36:51
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
29.01.2016 00:41:02
HeavenLeighBimbo

OMG Remi,  That is horrible,  How can you live without soy sauce and veggies?

  You did remind me of a lie I did tell my oldest son. Totally a white lie and not intentional but the joke was to good to pass up on, because my son played the part of the fool so perfectly at 7 years old.
  
So I bought him some Hot Wheels cars for Christmas.  They are a total bitch to wrap, so I reused a TV dinner box that once contained Salisbury steak.  For over two weeks that box sat under the Christmas tree, in full view of my son. Wrapped of course for the season.   As Germans, we open presents on Christmas Eve and save a special one for Christmas day.   So my son opens his gift and sees a box of Salisbury steak and screams out in excitement because it was his favorite after school snack.   I lied to him and said you better hurry and put that into the Freezer.   He dutifully did, and returned to his other gift's.  He totally forgot about a gift he put in deep freezer.  Christmas morning I asked him if he wanted Salisbury steak for breakfast.  Yes he said, and I just put the box in front of him.  He looked at me, and said," Aren't you going to cook it first?"  
 
   I actually had to ask him him open the box for me, because I just couldn't take the joke any longer.   I peed myself, just getting that far into the joke I had no intention of making.  He was totally bummed out, that it didn't contain his Breakfast !!!! And wanted me to return it to the store for a refund.   What a total doll.    You can't help but play along with children when they are that innocent and normally was doing the right thing to put his food away in the refrigerator.  Turned out really awesome though, because the cars that year I bought him had paint jobs that turned different colors when hot or cold.  Once the cars warmed up he thought his little brother stole his cars.   OMG.   I lost it in fit's of laughter, and put the cars back into the freezer, to try again the next morning to give him his new cars and the reason why the cars can look different, without such a distracting dinner box. Merry Christmas son, It's called science and ecology.  Santa brought him a recycled box that he was more excited about than the treasures within.  I had to go to the store and buy him one for a single dollar, because I totally felt bad he couldn't eat his choice of Christmas Breakfast that Santa had brought for him.
     Maybe the Joke was on me?

29.01.2016 00:41:02
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Shannona
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Agnostica
29.01.2016 01:04:07
Shannona

Hey, I'm new to this game. How do I regain the percentage of self-indulgence for  my bimbo?


29.01.2016 01:04:07
IslandDream
Level 26
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Posts: 170
Freethinkerland
29.01.2016 09:39:13
IslandDream

of all the things our parents taught us,I'd rather believe in Santa Claus than the tooth fairy or easter bunny.
think about it..a rabbit that lays eggs? some greek or roman was smokin some heavy stuff hehe!!
the tooth fairy?I think that was figured out by sisters and I by age 8 :) haha

but if I had to believe in the tooth fairy,she better look like tinkerbell..she's cute!!:)

29.01.2016 09:39:13
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Mindy
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Agnostica
10.02.2016 03:55:26
Mindy

My parents told me that my brother was nice.

10.02.2016 03:55:26
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

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Marianne Summerland
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Freethinkerland
10.02.2016 12:52:06
Marianne Summerland

My parents told me they were going to sell me if I was bad. It was a joke but I believed it!! 

10.02.2016 12:52:06
Alyssa2202
Level 15
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Posts: 20
Reasonopia
18.02.2016 00:54:34
Alyssa2202

My parents told me muffins were cake and that carrots were the food of the Rabbit King, maybe that why I actually like veggies.

18.02.2016 00:54:34
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
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Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
12.05.2016 19:04:51
Phuckinbimbo

That's not my weed. I'm holding it for a friend. No really. I am.

12.05.2016 19:04:51
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Bri
Bri
Level 1
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Posts: 17
Freethinkerland
25.05.2016 11:41:44
Bri

My mom told me she never partied. I talked to her college roommate and found out that she would get so drunk they would lock her in cars or rooms let her fall asleep and keep partying. 

25.05.2016 11:41:44
Phuckinbimbo
Level 1
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Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
30.05.2016 22:47:08
Phuckinbimbo

I going out for a pack of ciggs. (Never to return.)

30.05.2016 22:47:08
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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