Lies your parents told you

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Floydthatcrazylass
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Natalea
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Natalea
07.06.2016 15:49:22
Natalea
"We only want what's best for you" 
...they only want (what will reflect) the best (on them) for me. 

07.06.2016 15:49:22
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kathiegym
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kathiegym
07.06.2016 18:25:43
kathiegym
I think that todays is an only liquida day for me.
i have gained 4 kg (10 lb) in a month!!!


07.06.2016 18:25:43
LOVE YOURSELF
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Sylphaen
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Reasonopia
Sylphaen
07.06.2016 20:57:16
Sylphaen
"Santa won't come if you don't go to sleep"
Lies! SANTA always came for me!

07.06.2016 20:57:16
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Sylphaen
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Sylphaen
22.06.2016 13:22:58
Sylphaen
I can't believe you ran out of lies


22.06.2016 13:22:58
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kathiegym
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kathiegym
22.06.2016 21:28:28
kathiegym
My father used to tell me thai I was found in the Trash...

22.06.2016 21:28:28
LOVE YOURSELF
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Sylphaen
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Reasonopia
Sylphaen
23.06.2016 07:40:09
Sylphaen
My parents used to tell me that the boogie man would come and drag me into the darkness if i didn't behave...
Sorry to hear that kathie

23.06.2016 07:40:09
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Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
Sandi Lut
02.12.2018 17:52:16
Sandi Lut
My mom said when I was 15 she would pay for my studies even after I was 18. But she never paid for anything after my 18th birthday.

02.12.2018 17:52:16
Happiness is inside yourself

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Ex Machina
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Atheista
Ex Machina
28.12.2018 07:35:28
Ex Machina
"if you tell lies god will drop a stone on your head"

wat

28.12.2018 07:35:28
Enjoy your life.  Living angry is a waste of time. 
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LadyLythtis
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LadyLythtis
28.12.2018 09:06:34
LadyLythtis
This TV show does not run in our TV, you can only see it in grandma's TV >:-|

28.12.2018 09:06:34
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candyfloss
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candyfloss
17.01.2019 10:15:21
candyfloss
¨Pumpkin makes your hair curly¨
I love pumpkin but my hair is straighter than I am

17.01.2019 10:15:21

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