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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.02.2020 20:32:25
HeavenLeighBimbo

If there was a 'GAY sex, Olympic Competition of social behavior,  I would enter my friend Adam. A gold medal, all the WAY.
   I'm just a pretty, petite dancer everyone know's to give a lot of 'space' too.
Adam is an outrageous personality of nasty/naughty/sexual, fun.
          I like hanging out with my homosexual friend's.    I have my pick, at the abandoned girlfriend's, of Adam's male conquest's.
   A nice woman to talk too,  while her date, is doing my date, in the bathroom.....    Why not? 
  He was going to do it, if I was there or not.   I may as well have fun to, admiring the effort a woman put into herself, for the date with her homosexual/ eager for sex, date, too. 
        The hard part is playing stupid, and not sharing the sexual secret, while complementing an innocent woman about her makeup and dress and other adorable features. Knowing, it is against the law for me to share with her the possible; eventuality she may contract HIV, because of that moment in time....
  I never take the poor women home with me......  I prefer to cry, alone,
                  after the Drama and Show..

29.02.2020 20:32:25
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craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629384
Reputation: 348927
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
29.02.2020 21:14:28
craigslist-stripper

your stories often feel very embellished HLB, but if you legitimately sit and wait with a girl at a bar, knowing that your friend is in the bathroom secretly giving her boyfriend HIV and that he will likely then pass it on to her, and you do not warn either of them, you are a bad person. 

i honestly cannot believe what i just read. even if it's completely made up, it's gross

29.02.2020 21:14:28

Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20411
Reputation: 13857
Posts: 276
Atheista
29.02.2020 21:31:42
Juggalo Rights

HLB even if all of that is embellished like craigslist-stripper said what gives you the right to just air out someone else's dirty laundry like that??? what gave you the impression that it was okay to step into a discussion about homophobia and talk about a gay hiv+ "friend" of yours and how sexually repulsive you find him????? hiv and aids are an INCREDIBLY touchy and personal subject in the lgbt community.

no offense but are all of the senior players and forum guardians cishet white women who live in the middle of nowhere???? none of you really seem to understand where we're coming from AT ALL

29.02.2020 21:31:42
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.02.2020 22:00:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

Yet, it is a totally true story.
  An every day 'one' even, I currently am involved with.

  I am trapped with, "what is political correctness?"
  The law tell's me : I cannot disclose medical information about someone without consent. 
               Morally, It is none of my business.
Political correctness, is what censors me to the hazard's, these women face when their boyfriend's run off to the bathroom to have quick 'anal sex' while drunk.  I'm not there to judge anyone
The problem is : I see both side's of the debate. 
Political correctness, is bigotry in some situation's.
           It doesn't really work for all situation's, and for all stories.

29.02.2020 22:00:05
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Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382255
Reputation: 171810
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
29.02.2020 22:04:36
Vita Brevis

The American Medical Association’s Code of Medical Ethics states that physicians may disclose information without a patient’s consent to other health care personnel who are or will be providing care to the individual, to authorities when required by law, and if the physician believes the patient will seriously harm himself or someone else.


Any person who willfully or knowingly introduces any communicable or infectious disease into any county, municipality, or community is guilty of a class A misdemeanor, except as provided in Section 76-10-1309. 

But HLB's stories should not be taken seriously anyway...


29.02.2020 22:04:36
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209028
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
29.02.2020 22:07:17
Alexstrasza

First of all I'd like to advise everyone not to take HLB's comments seriously. I don't believe 10 % of her stories 'cuz so far she's said that she's a teacher, firefighter, pilot, widow, bisexual lesbian who dislikes men (or something to that effect, I don't even know) and a whole lot of other stuff. We let her do whatever in this thread and usually wind up deleting half or more of her posts elsewhere. This particular thread will make you sick if you read through it. We've repeatedly wanted to deal with her but for we can only ban people for up to 5 days at a time (speaking from a FG perspective specifically) and we can't do more. We're all really sorry about this. If you want more graphic details regarding this mess please contact me privately. 

Regarding everything else, the Jamie drama and this hunt for him: PLEASE give us Forum guardians like one day or so to come up with a permanent solution to this recent increase in toxic behaviour of any kind. We want to make the forums save and pleasant for everyone to use. 

29.02.2020 22:07:17
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Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28547093
Reputation: 281394
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
29.02.2020 22:54:08
Sandi Lut

Juggalo Rights wrote:
no offense but are all of the senior players and forum guardians cishet white women who live in the middle of nowhere???? none of you really seem to understand where we're coming from AT ALL
I don't like to be referred as a cishet woman or man. Maybe you need to tone down your tone dear. You don't come across as someone who is very enlightened or open minded either with accusations like that

29.02.2020 22:54:08
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Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382255
Reputation: 171810
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
29.02.2020 23:13:46
Vita Brevis

Oh boy. This is getting out of hand. Jamie Fae was warned to refrain from hate speech after his statement was made in the contest thread. His comment was deleted. Jamie will be banned if he behaves this way again. So far he has complied with the warning, although I understand he has made troubling and defensive remarks since then when confronted about his original statement by players (including myself). His statements have revealed how ignorant he is, no doubt, but so far he has complied with the initial warning. I am keeping a close eye on his behavior. As a queer person, I was deeply offended by his remark and am deeply offended by his attitude. Homophobia is not welcome here. Still, let's give Jamie a chance to follow the rules. Maybe he'll actually learn something.

And Juggalo, to answer your question, no all of the senior players and forum guardians are not cishet white women who live in the middle of nowhere.

29.02.2020 23:13:46
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20411
Reputation: 13857
Posts: 276
Atheista
29.02.2020 23:45:50
Juggalo Rights

Sandi Lut wrote:
Juggalo Rights wrote:
no offense but are all of the senior players and forum guardians cishet white women who live in the middle of nowhere???? none of you really seem to understand where we're coming from AT ALL
I don't like to be referred as a cishet woman or man. Maybe you need to tone down your tone dear. You don't come across as someone who is very enlightened or open minded either with accusations like that
i'm really curious as to what you think cishet means. not in a snarky or sarcastic way, i'm genuinely wondering.

29.02.2020 23:45:50
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Sandi Lut
Level 287
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28547093
Reputation: 281394
Posts: 4224
Antitheocra
29.02.2020 23:51:25
Sandi Lut

I know what it means (cis hetero). I still don't like being labelled by strangers. And if you would have changed your tone then maybe I wouldn't have been offended.

29.02.2020 23:51:25
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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

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There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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