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kITTYStARZ921986
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Atheista
13.04.2017 00:43:24
kITTYStARZ921986

sounds like you need a new "shop", boo thang........
and maybe i should start a "gofundme" page. 
being a grown up is a blast isnt it??
been saving for a vehicle for "god" knows how long. my oil dude just came over.."brent"
and he told me i need a new boiler
$2600-$3000
F_!#
cool

13.04.2017 00:43:24
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
14.04.2017 04:05:01
HeavenLeighBimbo

What is time and money ?
  Then add in intellectual dishonesty, and you have the entire American system of POOR customer service.
       I have a RANT brewing............
   Why do companies HIRE TOTAL idiot's to be Representative's?

  Seriously,  Why call a customer to ask how they use the product they bought?
                THEY sold the product to a very small population, that need's the product they sold.    It is not a common use ITEM.   What did some little girl in India really need to know in broken English,  how I use the item?
        It sort of 'pissed me off'.........   I wasn't angry at the employee...   I was more upset with the invasion of my privacy with the company in question.
   Yes, it is already known that I am a good customer of this  company.  So is it wise to insult me with call's from sale's people who likely have never even owned a car ever in their live's?
     Customer service, that is based in India  for sales made by American companies.....   might be the most stupid thing American consumer's allow.

         Never once have I not hung up in total Frustration with an Indian, Run 'HELP- line'   .........
   I should have put this in the STUPID thread......   but it is just a simple common FACT,  that effect's everyday life.
   A rant for the PUB.......    Train your fools, if they speak for YOU as a company.
 otherwise, Leave your customer's alone....   They will buy more as needed, unless you PISS THEM OFF with unwanted and UN-NEEDED calls from an Indian [ the nation] call centers.     The product is good enough to sell itself to the people who require it.     The call center based in India and harassment of an American customer, by an American wholesaler of good's,   towards a totally paid in full customer's is VILE.   Buy MORE......   
   Like a pan handler with trinket's to sell.

         It sux's that the product's are that good.......  I have no choice to buy more,  but I am leaving them bad reviews in customer service and online, with every dollar I must spend with them. Pay Back is a Bitch.   Just ask a Cash Account.......  My cost's are High because the company in question pay's a contract to an Indian call center to irritate and offend loyal customer's of an American Company.  
                            Go Figure out that,  from a corporate perspective.
   [Sale's suspended while seeking a similar product in quality.   Such a shame :(  ]
  I will eventually be forced to buy the product anyway's because it is that 'high of quality' and perfect for my application's.  Money is no issue for the sake of public safety.    I still must be offend by calls at all sort's of hour's.......   Yes, a call from India, at 03:00 AM asking about when my next order is expected to be placed,  is CROSSING THE LINE. Especially after I attempted to make a suggestion to a current product I will buy at full price with a 30 dollar modification.        Common sense PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!     Don't collage's teach that anymore?
     They denied my request for a custom 'build' ,  but still want's me to buy more product's I don't need 2 day's later.   Foolish.
                          A little girl in India decided that apparently while working in a call center selling equipment she has never actually seen in use and in Real Life....
  BRILLIANT !!!!!!!.   The perfect ignorant, American Employee.
    She stuck to her Script,  and lost the company a customer.      
Why?   The modification was so silly.......   I asked for 2 additional Magnet's to be placed in existing drilled hole's in the mounting bracket's.   Seriously   it was a modification  that was meaningless,  because the holes for the bolt's are already pre-drilled for other mounting application's.  I just asked for a more simple modification,  that I could do myself in less than 5 minute's.  God forbid,  I asked for two additional mounting magnet's, to be included in my order.
     The special order was refused [?]....   
        OK, that make's total sense NOW.
  Why did the company call me back on my private phone 3 day's after my order was refused, to ask me when my next order was going to be placed?   
  They have the specification's I required........
                So only they know when I will be buying their product again.   No calls from Indian Children on my private phone is required, NOR desired just because the company has my contact information as a customer.  Customer service call's are supposedly recorded for quality control issue's,  Right?
       Now let me spend a few thousand more dollars this year.    Allow a custom order, that improve's on an existing product and will cost virtually, NOTHING to do.
 Letting little girl's working a 'Help-line'  make choices like these is foolish at best,  but then again the vast majority of help line call's are from the equally STUPID.  So the blind leading the blind....   make's perfect sense in this quote's context.   " A fool and his money is soon parted".

       

14.04.2017 04:05:01
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Fye
Fye
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Freethinkerland
16.04.2017 11:11:01
Fye

:) 

16.04.2017 11:11:01
kITTYStARZ921986
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Atheista
16.04.2017 12:16:21
kITTYStARZ921986

Hi Fye. Welcome.

16.04.2017 12:16:21
Verymary
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Atheista
17.04.2017 04:19:49
Verymary

Is there neoplolitan?

17.04.2017 04:19:49
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
24.04.2017 17:09:32
HeavenLeighBimbo

I discovered.....  [  OK,  not really me,   But !!!!!    I'm so EXCITED !!!! ]
   I'm in the path for a Total Solar Eclipse on August 21nd 2017.

   Not just in the PATH,  but going Directly over my HOME !!!!!   
   I'm rather laughing right now,  because the closest city  that is hosting event's  is outside the Zone of perfect view.    
    Haha,  I plan on getting my Last Tanning day of the season, during a Total and Perfect Eclipse, totally NAKED at 5679 feet above Sea Level.

    That is Bucket List Worthy.  !!!!!!!
          Still looking for the perfect sexual partner for the day.....    :D
     

24.04.2017 17:09:32
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kITTYStARZ921986
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Atheista
26.04.2017 22:53:04
kITTYStARZ921986

make sure to wear plenty of spf ;-) xx

26.04.2017 22:53:04
Melkanea
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Reasonopia
27.04.2017 04:36:22
Melkanea

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:

  We both carry 9mm pistols, except mine is more accurate, at longer distances.  His will work fine enough at close range, but even he noticed the difference in how they handled.  His little 'pea-shooter fit better in my hand, but he was more comfortable shooting mine.  It was another opportunity for me to teach a 23 year old man.  Learn and live.


This is going to sound offensive and that is my intention!
´muricans and their guns i dont get it, gun owners are actually losers couse the economy is based on warmongering. we cant have world peace as long as these types of economic gain is possible. You should observe the financial sector each time there is a gun related massacre, people get so scared that the government is going to take away their guns that the dumbfucks buy more...
There is a great documentary about it, the week after columbine, the arms industry had an radical increase in weapon sales. Just like the gold price and market shares of several international corporation exploded to the moon when the towers fell, it only lasted a day or 2 but some made hundreds off millions. in this peak. im not saying Europe is better but we just don't shot each other if the music is too loud or the neighbor dog barks! We just accept it and get out of our hair.

Ps: LGBTI marriage is legal since 2007, was there a media frenzy? NOPE repercucions? NOPE They can just marry period. Sorry im just angry 

its a reply to page 6


27.04.2017 04:36:22
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
28.04.2017 23:19:38
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love a good ;'gun' debate......
       Failing to see them for what they are as tool's, is the first mistake EVERYONE make's.  
  I am legally authorized to carry a weapon,  but I rarely do.   I don't need it during the majority of my waking hour's.    
Law's and people who don't understand when and why a weapon might need to be used end up making bad LAW, Restricting the right's to defend yourself against illegal action's by 'gun-user's who don't even care if a WEAPON is legally obtained or not.   The gun right's issue does nothing to stop crime,  but instead only restrict's people who obey law's the ability to defend themselves from killer's and rapist's, and thieve's.   Every law restricting the legal ownership of Guns is a slap to every victim of crime.
 
        You have the right to be a victim, as long as the criminal is never in fear of YOU, the defenseless victim should be ashamed of yourself for restricting the right's of the criminal to abuse YOU in any way they see fit, without any fear.  You have the only right to be victimized as a law abiding citizen.
  
   
That is so progressive and very inclusive and understanding of why some people carry FIREARM's.......
    I must carry a firearm sometime's.  The forest and wolves and bear's are mostly the reason I must have a weapon.   Yet sadly the only 2 time's in 20 year's I had to use a firearm was with MEN.   Evil sometime's need's to be eliminated with great haste.
   If your going to start banning deadly ' thing's'  let's start with spoon's.

28.04.2017 23:19:38
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Ofuje
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Agnostica
30.04.2017 20:29:50
Ofuje

I love this forum!

30.04.2017 20:29:50

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