This weekend was absolutely BEAUTIFUL in the Yellowstone Area USA !!   What a crazy weekend it was for me too.....   Total family time with Jackie and children.....   It's father's day,  and Isaiah's birthday,  and his father was off,  hiding in the house getting 'high'....  I saw him for about 30 minuite's in the last 2 day's.....    What a winner of a Father...   NOT.......

   I could tell Jackie was very sad about it too...   She was a bit more  .....  'clingy'[?]   if that is a word...   She just wanted to watch me play with the children,   and relax under the shade of a tree,   ALONE.      She really needed that.....    Then she did something unusual for her.  We have know each other to long,  and she know's how I feel about her.  but actually flirting towards me???....  that was special........    She even dared wear a skirt of mine, that was of course a bit to short,  but   I didn't mind her wearing it awkwardly. Honestly in the 4 year's I've known her I've NEVER seen her even want to wear a skirt...   but I wear them all the time,   so what made today so different for her??????..
        She started to flirt with me....    I encouraged it.   Oh MY ___  ???      She got very sexually excited watching a silly lesson I taught in playing football with the boy's.........  In a bikini.......   I was vicious to her hormones,  because she is losing her milk right now,  and her hormone levels are making her want sex,  but not get pregnant......    I'm totally Driving her 'Lustful right now,  and I hate to say it,  but I'm loving her attention's in this area......  
   My personality with her is as a slutty tease,  but it usually is a joke because I know she is trying to be faithful to her boyfriend,   but........

   I admit,   I purposely 'POSE' for her.    She just adores my body, and mention's it often....
   So what's the harm in letting her see what men would pay me to see?
        
Falling in love with her,  might be the first problem......   I already have.....  and she knows it........
   What a wonderful weekend of feeling like a confused teenager, about love........

Jackie and I were the parent's at her son's birthday party.........  I also was the only adult who played with his new toys with him all day long......
    Boy's remember thing's like this when turning 10 year's old......
   He now has a fun Childhood memory of a day with his 'step-mother'....   Happy Birthday my Prince charming.

  The whole family, let me experience my idea of Heaven...   I still haven't told the story of Tieanne's day.....     That little girl has me totally under her control.
     She was learning so good with me yesterday,   She also couldn't be more than 10 feet from me all day......  totally doing her 'so cute baby talk',  just like Jackie and I were talking.    It was SO adorable.......      

   I want Jackie as my domestic partner so badly now...
           All she has to do is rid herself of a drug addict,  and she would instantly become a very wealthy women......   In more way's than one.
   I live a humble life,  she doesn't know what the financial benefit would be for her, and children....    It wouldn't be love,  if it was for money.....
     Falling in love with her has been just one conversation at a time.    Heavenly.

:I went out for the first time in forever with a group of "friends" last Friday night.

It was interesting. I've never been one to get along with girls. It has always been a struggle. My looks have always been an issue. Not trying to say I'm a ten or to toot my own horn. The facts are the facts.

Sooo many times I've been called a "hoe" or "slut" bc someone's boyfriend likes me or thinks I'm cute.
                                  In highschool it was a downright curse. 

Anywho, I finally found my tribe. (i think ) Yes! Thanks Lord. Hallelujah and all that.

We were scheduled to go out at 7pm. Not sharp or anything. So i spent the day with my kids playing and doing chores. (blah blah) then I started getting texts from Riley around 2. 

"ugh my kids are killin me...lets start drinkin early...Wah"

I told her I was going to make supper for my family and clean myself up and that I'd be ready around 6 at the earliest. 

She texted me again at like  5:15. >_<
Omg! So I'm cleaning up dinner and I tell her to just come over at 5:45. lol she was already lit. 
I quick clean myself up and realize how flippin NERVOUS i am . We did a vodka shot...mine was a double.....started to feel gooood.

then hubby dropped us off at the spot!!!

^_^

Don't know what I was worried about. All the cookie cutter mommies I thought were straight laced and angelic were nothing like that. made me feel less alone and more comfy. i think I'll like them and keep them..... <3 tehe

Just  asked for a date with a Woman named, Chance..........

   OMG,   she said.... Yes.....
     
  It is a silly Date, into my working LIFE...........   But She wants to see WHAT I DO at work.........
   Yellowstone National Park.............   in a police car..........   
   THAT's WILD-life !!!!!!!!!!!\

    I like this woman,      
       Jackie is 33 and being Stupid with a drug user MAN............   Chance, is a virgin, and 21 year's old and loves to do forest work.........    ummmmmmm..

    Yes,   I'm about to DATE a trans-gendered' real girl...   who thinks   I'm Beautiful........

   Will I be able to date a Woman who looks like a 14 year old boy.......[?]
   She REALLY is that small and tiny compared to me and my body.

   She may Identify as a male,  but  she is totally ....Pre-pubescent Female, in every way except her hair style.

   This is not a fact I'm proud of,  but   it is her adult body  and  "WILD"  ideas   that made me Ask her out on an ADVENTURE into the Yellowstone Park,
         she would never see with anyone else........

    Even old and Jaded people find EXCITEMENT in experiencing everything OLD,  in the EYES of  Young people....

   \Chance', the woman,  has just been handed a KEY  to a fortune.........................    How, 'Hilly-Billy' will she be?

    Will she dare shoot my weapon's?  Will she melt when getting WET in River's    Does she like Bug's?

  OMG   I've been lusting over this woman for the last 4 months.   I thought she hated me because of my totally 'Prissy Bimbo-attitude.'
       She has shown me,  much more tolerance   when I wear my summer dresses......   She doesn't like my uniform.......

   Now I'm Melting.........     What can I teach, Chance?
     [why did she pick that name ? ]  
                       Talk about a CHALLENGE !!!!!!        I could have So Much Fun With HER........    Chance could be my STUDENT.
A princess or Prince........ ?
   I Really Like Her 'BALLS'.....    She is a female,  but I would bet 1000 USD$  she can keep up with me.  
              She just accepted an opportunity to find OUT....

          Who is this 'girl'  that just caught my EYE?
  Trans Gendered ?   LOLROF,  and Piff.....  She may think she is,  but she is totally adorable with a shaved head, and the Bra-less : Not needed' look.

    Chance is a NATURAL BEAUTY.......   No makeup required on her  to be perfectly SEXY.
   So why does she want to dress as a BOY?        
         I am curious......................    I want to buy her clothes as a BIMBO.

   I've never been interested in a transgender individual before,  but I admit 'Chance',  a biologically female,  really interest's me.......   She seems to find me very interesting too....  but if she want's to be the 'BOY'     ??????
      She would NEVER have a chance with Me...........    Poverty...........
     So it makes the whole situation VERY exciting for me.
Any adventure, is going to make Chance feel Alive, regardless of sexual orientation.

   So she found herself attracted to  the most Bitchiest woman in our village...........  and she looks like a little boy.............   OMG
  Even this is disturbing,  and I will not be able to process it till I see Chance, totally Naked...........    
          I must confirm  her femininity,   to MYSELF.     I like her as a girl !!!!!!!!!

  I'm confused........    I see her as a woman,  and she identified as a male.......  and she gave a woman her phone number when I asked for it..............    
       So am I bisexual   , is she?  She identify's as Male but she is so tiny and SEXY she just does't quite make it work out for her.......    
     No woman can hide a female personality from someone  who is the 'Queen of the Bimbo's'..
(((((bitch slapping my own face )))))))
   but neck HIGH^ in texting with Chance.............................      I want to have Sex with her.    Honestly.......   I'm curious   just how far her Trans-gendered values go........     I will dare her to Fuck around me...............
      I want to get naked with her,  just to  find out  if SHE finds my body sexy too....  being a unique individual.  
                                                                                       Fandom SUXS.

I'm back from holiday, with un-wanted baggage.   Strange people show up very unexpectedly from my past.
  Made worse, because I let myself join the dark underworld of drug's for a few day's.   It seems crazy now that I dare to cross the train tracks to just do something different, and be someone different for a holiday.  
  It was the most insane RL performance of my life. 
   So much of it I cant even talk about it, except to say,  I was in the company of some of the most dangerous men I have ever met.   I was even scared.
 I'm now afraid I have followers I cant say no to.

  My outlet for letting go of confusing emotions and relationships with other people,  is this thread.   
It hurts to have a story I can never tell.

I'm openly carrying a fire-arm today....    For my job it isn't asked of me, usually but today,  I got a Memo.
   My local area is preparing for the Solar Eclipse.    I'm thinking about writing a thread about it,  and publishing my current choice of places to set up camp, for anyone to meet me for a 1 in 100 year opportunity.   We are expecting a town of 6000,   to have over a half a million  World wide visitors for at least 5 day's.

   So serious this is,  that public advertisement's are going out to resident's to stock up on food and water.....   And guess what ?    They will eventually be selling 0.25 cent water for $5.00.........   Hahaha.      Oh this Memo was Priceless,  in the Panic from excited politician's on the city level
 .  They want everyone in an 'offical capacity' to wear openly carried gun's ,even off duty, for the rest of the summer.  
  A bikini and a gun belt.....   SEXY...
 I've had a few photos taken already today by a nearby  geocache site..   I had to get down from the Dirt PILE,   because it started a traffic jam on a 4 lane highway going through a town of 6000,  "   Don't Laugh At the Native's  "    If you see that sign  you have past my house.
                I had some fun today........   That was just my sunset activities........   The sign reflects the sunset light just perfectly from the West onto my
 " Dirt Pile'   Real Photographer's ' Melt into Mud when they see the natural contrasts of Yellow in my hair and the surrounding fields of green and the natural blue's of the eastern Sky at sunset.
     HAHA  !!!!!     
            I live on top of Heaven.   seriously:
  I time my nature walks, for Maximum Bimbo effect.......

I'm glad you're back from your reprieve. Thinking of you. 

Hello! So I had my vacation (weeks ago actually) and my dad lent me some money so I didn't die afterwards. Quite the opposite, my vacation money (what's that called in English again? That thing where your workplace takes a little off your wages and gives it to you when June comes around? Anyways I got that from last year) so I'm doing quite well on the economical side of things. As for the vacation it was just lovely. Like I mentioned in an earlier post it was my moms 60th birthday an we rented a boat to island-hop through a little piece of Greece (geddit? ;)) The yacht company's boss gave us a much bigger boat as a birthday gift to my mom, so we cruised around in a 57 foot boat instead of the 45 foot we had planned. I, my mom and her hubby took a plane from Norway to Greece, and then we waited a few hours for the Flying Cat ferry to come, and then we took it to Poros, where we would be starting our journey. I spent 3 days there, but my mom and her hubby went to Athens after 2 days to get our sailboat (try to visualize a vision impaired bimbo with a cane walking around on a little island trying to find this or that restaurant! I'm super proud of myself for being kick-ass brave and independent and not getting myself into trouble). After two days I knew the way to my fave breakfast restaurant and after three I knew where the birthday restaurant was, and I even managed to arrange a taxi trip from the beach to the hotel one day when I didn't wanna wait for the others so I feel so accomplished!) Of course more party-goers came trickling in as the time went so I didn't have to be alone for very long, but still, I feel like Super Woman. Anyways, mom + hubby came back with a bunch of party-goer and the boat the day after, and I moved from my hotel to the boat. We who stayed on the island had prepared a surprise for my mom and the gang. We ordered Prosecco and borrowed glasses from the place we were gonna celebrate and we even found some Norwegian tourists who had two flags to lend us, so when they came into the harbor we put on Stevie Wonders happy birthday song on speakers, waved our flags and poured the bubbles. After spending a couple of hours in the boat we shooed the guests to their hotell so everyone could change outfits, and then we met up again on the boat for champagne. We spent more time on the boat before heading to the restaurant. It was a white party so everyone were dressed in white, and when we arrived at the taverna we saw that all the waiters and other workers had also dressed in white for the occasion. My mom knows the taverna and it's boss and workers well after having stopped by the place on regattas and normal vacations. I think she's been there 20 years in a row almost, so she knew them best, and she even went on a mini trip to Poros just to taste and plan the menu with them. It was such a fun dinner, we all sang and talked and had a really good time. After we were done there we went to a bar called Malibu, also very well known to us. I've been there once before, and they have those Greek barrels to dance on. It's kind of a tradition that everyone who visits Malibu have to dance on the barrels or they'll be teased mercilessly for all eternity. My last experience with the barrels were amazing, I danced with a guy called Kim, and I wrote a poem about it afterwards. This time I danced alone and had just as much fun. No poems this time, though. Me and my aunt hung in there until 4 am. The next time we took the boat for a bathing trip, all the guests were there, including my sis and her boyfriend, who lives in Oslo, so I don't get to spend too much time with them these days. We had loads of fun, and champagne and white wine and other stuff, and the water was sooooo good :D We were all rather hoarse after singing our heads off the last day, and we kept singing. When we came into Poros again we ate Red Snapper (fish) and pepper beef at the same taverna. The pepper beef was amazing and so was the fish apparently. The next day we really started sailing. We invited the guests to Hydra, where Leonard Cohen had a house if that means anything to you. Of course we made a stop to bathe, and it was just as amazing as yesterday. When we arrived on Hydra we had lunch (I can't for the life of me remember what we had except that I had a Pina Colada which was meh. Then we split into groups so that we could all do what we wanted. I went with my aunt and god mother and shopped. Didn't get much except for a pair of Birkenstock sandals (the only shoes I brought were killing me, and the Birkenstock sandals are ergonomic so it was a relief when I had payed for them and could put them on right away. In the evening we went to a really fancy and expensive restaurant and shopped some more. Then those who wanted to go back to Poros took a taxi boat, and the rest of us went to a bar, except me, because I had to lay in the same room as my aunt the night before due to lack of space, and she snores like it's the end of the world, so I went back to the boat for some hours of much needed sleep. Luckily I had the room to myself for the rest of the trip. The day after we went to Epidavros and the same thing basically happened as the day before. But this time we were way less people We were just 7 compared to 17. This day we had all lost our voices due to too many drinks and too much singing. I discovered that my godmother's boyfriend is just as big a bathoholic as me, so we had a lot of fun. That evening we were at a really cool bar, and the DJ let my aunt plugg her phone into his DJ-thingie so that we could play some Norwegian music. There were just about no-one in that bar so it was all ok (if you search spotify for bare så du vett det you have the song that has been stuck in our heads since last summer, if you wanna listen to some local stuff ;)) I was really hyper that night and I danced basically from 11 pm to 4 pm. We stayed 2 days on Epidavros before going to Ermioni the 3rd morning. Ermioni was a really boring island according to my mom, so I didn't get to see too much of it, but we got the DJ at the bar we went to to search YouTube for the same song and we had just as much fun as last night. I hadn't planned to party that night because of how awful I felt that morning, but I still stayed up until like 1-2 am. The next day we went to Egina. There's not much to say about the daytime on this vacation, we just sailed from early in the morning and ate breakfast and had a good time, had a bathing stop and continued to our destination. Then we ate lunch and did whatever we wanted to do until it was time to dress for dinner. Then we ate at some place my mom, her hubby or our skipper knew about and went to a bar they knew about. That was basically our routine. I shopped some Haribo gummy candies and pistachio nuts since both are so cheep down there. That night we ended up in a really nice bar were there was mostly greeks. We put on the local songs again and danced to our heart's content. We met some greek men sitting there, one had the cutest little dog who had a stray dog friend, so I cooed and petted them in-between the dancing and drinking. I got into a nice chat/discussion with one of them and I learned a lot, despite us all being more or less drunk. My godmother was really in the party mood that night, and her boyfriend had to go home pouting because she didn't wanna follow him :D It was so much fun, especially when the local men started singing along to our local shit. There is a part of this song I mentioned that goes "for e.g. digge, digge, digge jo deg" and the guys kept singing "digge digge digge yeah deke" :D I think me, my aunt and my godmother held out until 4, again, lol. The next day me and my aunt were going home, so I got 5 hours of sleep and then I just had to dress and take a bite of sandwich and then we were in Athens. My step dad followed us to the bus where another of my aunts and her boyfriend were waiting for us. We took a flight to Kastrup, Copenhagen and then one to Stavanger. The plane from Kastrup was really delayed though, so we had time to shop, go to Starbucks and have a glass of bubbles while we waited.

This post is probably a wall by now, but I promised you a good story so I thought I had deliver, late and long is better than never and nothing I guess :D

I've been having SO MUCH FUN.

I just got back home from Yellowstone National Park.
   Causing several International incident's with citizen's of at least 6 other nation's.

  I cause Shock and AWE among the tourist's.  
   Today,  I did my nails, in a peach colored thong bikini.
   While laying on top of a 1 1/2 tonne classic Military styled custom Truck.  (a total one of a kind)
Best of all,  I arrived early enough at one of the most sought after geyser's, by the tourists,  so I had the best parking spot possible.   I put on a personal show, that had even Old Ladies waving and blowing kisses in my direction.   Veterans of all war's, surrounded my stage, that was just my toy, and got two thrills......  I wasn't shy, while reaching down for an drink.   
   To pick just one event, to honestly write about in detail, WOULD MAKE YOU JEALOUS.
  I had 6 hour's to do nothing so I made my own entertainment on top of a super volcano.
                Cheering every time I was enveloped in hot steamy clouds.

      I am So Blessed By GOD, to live where I do,  and to have my BODY......   
   I am Bimbo.

Continued from previous post^

My God if I could detail every second of my life.........   Drama not DARED on TV.

  Jackie and I had a moment..................        two sister wives are in love...........   but   :
 I'm the Princess who RULES the land's..............
   So mid evil,   yet so perfectly my life in modern time's.
   Then a grl/ wannabe boy enters my life. ' CHANCE'  A transgendered Male,   who still looks like a 13 year old child, even though she is 19.....   OMG....   I don't know how to process her/ him..............   I like Him as she was born....   a HER....sHE REALLY IS A GIRL.
   She likes me, because I'm the TOTAL BAD-ASS bitch with a badge and a flashy car.

     Lesbian sex is so much more simple  when Girl's just act like girls......    PIFF.........

"when girls just act like girls.." I love this statement!

The L word just came to mind (i'm such a tv series whore), lesbian sex is so much steamier I would say - hope no one takes that the wrong way.  I see a sex scene between a hetro couple and just think it doesn't really make me feel anything. Maybe that just goes with being dead inside (inside joke). There's something with a woman and the beauty and mystery that just makes it alluring.

I cant say 100% that I am straight come to think of it, I have fantasized about woman as much as men... Hmmmm interesting...

Anyway just a thought.

xoxo