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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
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Atheista
02.05.2017 01:34:37
kITTYStARZ921986

My husband turned 42 today. I am a ripe age of 30 just for reference.

we were talking about our garden the we started this weekend today&I told him that I thought it was strange that he had written down so many notes just to start a garden. He turned to me and said, "Those who don't plan, plan for failure." I have never loved him more........Happy birthday to the man that completes me so completely.

02.05.2017 01:34:37
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 13210
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
02.05.2017 14:05:08
Melkanea

I need a globfish drink, got any chips with that?
im just here drown a little.

I really took my time to discuss myself with someone, 3 pages of PM, at end i realized that my words where in vain.
Even though i opened my hearth because i cared about this bimbo and i though being open honest and sincere can put ourselves at peace, at least burry the hatchet. Nope, i just realized i was dealing with a member of the self named authority.
Well what can you do, there are small minded ones all over the world, no place to hide from them. I would just like that they identify themselves and show their badges first. Would have saved me the trouble opening up...

Thanks for the drink.

02.05.2017 14:05:08
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
09.05.2017 03:16:20
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^.   I have done the same thing countless time's.    Sometime's it works out, however, and you meet someone with a new perspective that can be appreciated.

09.05.2017 03:16:20
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
10.05.2017 10:04:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

I've already told my son's that this thread is my diary.    
      
   Jackie said something to me that was so adorable.
    She made fun of my  silly-ass mowing a lawn in a bikini, then she said she was only interested in watching me mow the lawn in bikinis.    Yeah, she still has a post baby body............   I made a joke about my short's and in all seriousness she wanted to take them off me PERSONALLY,  just to see the surprise,
   I wear a Butt Floss in silly silk and other very nasty and unavailable parities..
 She melts seeing me in tee shirt's so   I do suppose  I tease her a bit
 un-necessarily..   Jackie love's my dancer clothe's so....   I'm bad...   I wear them for her, but also love how she molest's me when I do.
    I'm sorry, but her word's made me instantly wet......      She watches me very closely,  and at first I found it very annoying.    Now........       She can see everything about my body and spirit,   but   to me............   her children are why I was bourn.      What a weird thought........  
                  But totality accurate.     I enjoy being Jackie's Real Life Barbie Doll.   I would marry her in an instant, if she didn't have a baby sperm donor.
   I love the baby that was the result,  but      I want Jackie and all of her children  be mine,,,,,,    Then Beka.........    OMG     NO  I'm happy thinking about holding,\baybie Tie-tie/, today.         Jackie is Yummy,.. just saying she is a beautiful mother and everything I look for in a woman.


Damn Pub's...   I didn't say 1/1000th of what I could say to friend's.
  Bimboland's actually has lost my TRUST, because nobody share's stories like I do.
       Personally   I'm about to crush the game until some 'Big- girls' step up and become  hero's. 

10.05.2017 10:04:58
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Tinti
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5100
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Posts: 94
Agnostica
11.05.2017 23:40:09
Tinti

Hello again! I guess I better step up, eh? ;)
I´m wondering if I had Irritated Nerves in Butter when I was here last (maaaany weeks ago), because now my nerves are both irritated and rather hot. I don´t exactly have a story per say, but I may have one in about a month. I am going to Greece in the end of May to celebrate my mother´s 60h birthday (White Party). I think I heard she invited 60ish people to her party (who does that, except for glam people in LA?!), which is gonna be at a cute little island a few hours from Athens at a restaurant she has visited many times throughout the years (again, glam factor). She even payed for me and my sisters flight and hotel. I just have to finance food and drinks myself except for the big day. But as I´m living on a minimum municipality wage I´ll be surprised if I have some coins in my back pocket when I get home. Yesterday I bought shoes for the party, they were close to 90 dollars, but I just couldn't´t resist, they were just too perfect. I´m sure it´s gonna be a fantastic trip with lots of memorable experiences. Last time I was on Poros I, a vision impaired, danced on the traditional Greek barrels to Lady Gaga´s "Poker face" with a drunk guy. When we jumped down the guy fell down while I just sled kinda half-elegantly onto my bum. That trip turned into three poems and a bunch of stories, so I believe I´ll have some fun things to share, although I have to say I am anxious about what the state of my wallet will look like when I get back. A real bimbos luxury problems, eh? ;)

11.05.2017 23:40:09
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
12.05.2017 15:46:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

The story you shared was great Tinti.   Travel and new experience always leads to exciting stories.   I look forward to your stories.

12.05.2017 15:46:47
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kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
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Posts: 3332
Atheista
12.05.2017 22:52:14
kITTYStARZ921986

Happy Friday, bimbo-family. xxx

12.05.2017 22:52:14
Melkanea
Level 31
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Posts: 287
Reasonopia
12.05.2017 23:26:03
Melkanea




Tinti wrote:
 Last time I was on Poros I, a vision impaired, danced on the traditional Greek barrels to Lady Gaga´s "Poker face" with a drunk guy. 

...over heard Memories in the pub... .....i was there and saw it...







12.05.2017 23:26:03
Tinti
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5100
Reputation: 3532
Posts: 94
Agnostica
13.05.2017 03:48:20
Tinti

Melkanea wrote:



Tinti wrote:
 Last time I was on Poros I, a vision impaired, danced on the traditional Greek barrels to Lady Gaga´s "Poker face" with a drunk guy. 

...over heard Memories in the pub... .....i was there and saw it...

Haha, nice!
Thanks HLB, we´ll see how much creative baggage I bring back :D
Happy Friday, or rather Saturday, Kittystar!
I had quite the fun Friday with a few girls out on the town. The sun came through, and we sat outside with our drinks and just enjoyed it. We have this amazing fish restaurant so we went there and had mussels. My aunt even spent oysters on us (holy crap that was amazing, I´ll probably long for more for weeks lol). The others wanted to go clubbing after a while, but I´m not a fan of clubbing so I went to a grocery store, bought some snacks and interesting cider (have you ever heard of cider with the taste of peach ice tea? It tasted rather weird) and went home and spent the rest of the day on my balcony. Last summer I bought myself a hammock-like chair for one of my balconies, so when the sun peaks through to our rainy city I hurry out with some pillows and stay there as long as I can. 







13.05.2017 03:48:20
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 134187
Reputation: 38413
Posts: 3332
Atheista
16.05.2017 11:03:35
kITTYStARZ921986

Been struggling with my eldest son again.
He's had such a bad attitude and disrespectful behavior. I am so exhausted from yesterdat and worried about the day to come. it's only 7am.........

He got himslef grounded(again)
Last week he had some Math homework that was pretty easy, but he just wasn't in the mood. I could tell.
He was talking so disrespectfully to me...he ended up ruining his homework by crumbling it up and throwing it. I made him write an apology letter to his teacher and expain why he had done it and then he was grounded.
We set up a point system for him to earn back priveleges such as his toys and "screen time". For that he has to complete chores around the house and show good behavior.

His birthday party is Sunday so he has until then to get out of grounding.

Yesterday when he got home from school and it was time to get started on the days chores he started to become very cranky and started saying things like "Ill never get these chores done in time" "this is too hard" I can't do it" "I dont want to"
I sat him and and said "Son, don't worry. You will get this done. We didn't give you chores that are too difficult, we want you to have your party and get presents." "We'll get through this. We need you to learn that there are consequences for when you do not behave well"
Things got very ugly last night. He just gets so overwhelmed. The kids at his school that he hangs with are no good also and I fear that he is picking up bad habits there. I never would do this but I am at my wits end and am almost tempted to start homeschooling... ughh oh the joys of parenting.....

Bimbos give me the strength.
sorry for the typos

16.05.2017 11:03:35

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