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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Jaenah
Level 11
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Posts: 127
Reasonopia
02.08.2017 23:10:08
Jaenah

I had a transvestite friend at one point. She told me that while she loved looking like a woman after much much plastic surgery that she would never consider having an official sex change. I asked why, and she said that she prefers to be a fantasy, especially for the hidden gay men out there who want the LOOK of a woman but the UTILITIES of a man. I had never thought of it that way before. I thought it was weird at first, but then I looked at her and she was a complete whore so I understood after that. She pulls some really hot guys though, ones that look 100% straight, but really they're down with the D just like me lmao

02.08.2017 23:10:08
AlexasPanties
Level 17
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 2926
Posts: 31
Atheista
06.08.2017 01:32:01
AlexasPanties

My dealer is transgendered but she doesn't take good care of herself.. shame. That's the closest I'll go to the dark side. If you choose harder recreational drugs, I recommend sticking to coco unless you want to spiral into an abyss of bad decisions and trauma. On the topic of trans girls, if she's feminine enough then i'd fuck her, though they're usually not into boning pussy

06.08.2017 01:32:01
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
08.08.2017 01:20:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

I've been thinking about how to write a story about my current attitude towards 'young gamer's.'
   I took Jackie's two Samoan boys camping with me.  I've never been so disappointed with 'Children'.  They remained well mannered with me,  and there was no temper tantrums or anything like that.
   It actually was a very pleasant Camping Holiday for me, and should have been for the 8 and 10 year old boy's too.
     What ruined it,  was the TOTAL ADDICTION the boy's have for Video game's and TV.  I didn't make a fuss about it,  and actually gave them a portable DVD player eventually,  to stop them from Whining about there being, 'Nothing to DO'.  
  Of course there was plenty to do.   I had game's, baseballs and mitt's.  Frisbee's to throw, I even taught them how to shoot a Wrist Rocket/sling-shot at rodent's. They had total freedom, and every type of delicious food ready for the taking.
 Surprisingly at the camp-ground, the oldest boy met another 10 year old girl.
         This is where everything went STUPID.
   The 10 year old girl SHAMED the 10 year old Boy.  She made him look like a 5 year old with a mental handicap.  Oh this was so BAD,  and  I tried to help him deal with his total immaturity,  but after the girl threw a rock at him and hit him in the head with it,  He turned into a moody BABY.   He started the rock throwing game, but didn't think about what would happen if he didn't obey the rule's for throwing rock's and ran out into the field just as the girl was throwing her rock,  and  she was aiming for the target.  I saw what happened.
   The Boy, doesn't understand what it mean's to take turn's, despite being warned by me to WAIT,  till everyone was done throwing rocks at the target, before counting his point's.  He ran out to the goal,  and had a very small rock softly hit his head.
   I know it had to hurt him,  but  he didn't cry.   He just refused to speak to anyone after his mistake in not obeying the rule's of the game.  He seemed to think I should have punished the girl for hurting him.  ( NEVER, when he was the one at fault for his pain.  He didn't like the consequences of HIS ACTIONS.)

    Nobody laughed at him ether.  The girl even apologized to me as his mother  for hurting him.
                                                        [ very honorable !!! In my opinion ]
 He was just feeling  STUPID, made worse by the fact a girl hit him in the head,  and still won the game.
   I took him aside to explain to him that it is NEVER good to break the rule's while playing a game.  His pain only happened because HE crossed a literal line in the sand, he knew he shouldn't cross, until everyone had thrown their rock's at the target.
  A simple concept, video game addict's cannot understand, when they only live in a video gaming world.
         No Pause Button or Resets in Real Life.  
        This is just what happened to make me think about how harmful Video game's are to young developing brain's.
One slice of the whole story...

  Next chapter would be the 8 year old boy.   Not as addicted to video game's as his brother.  Normally my problem child, as he is totally 'Male-child' orientated,  but for a change  he was fascinated with all the fun toy's I brought along to teach them how to use. For my natural bourn children,  They were playing with these toy's when they were 5 year's old.......
              Now I'm teaching children twice that age to catch up, at age's 8 and 10. Basic survival SKILLS>

  Jackie,  and the real father, never actually play game's with him.   The TV and video game's are his educational source and Babysitter/teacher.   He had FUN with me,  and in a way  I think I was much more kind and forgiving to his little distraction's.[ADHD]   I appreciate boy's who try to make someone proud of an accomplishment.  The little man, made me proud actually, by how eager he was to make me smile and cheer for him while doing something totally NEW to him.  an 8 year old with a sling-shot,  he was in Heaven.

      I eventually got bored with the older boys attitude, and found a really old pocket game of Yahtzee that ran on batteries, and taught him to play the game of dice...  He brightened up a little but a half hour later,  he was missing a TV so badly
               .  So I gave him a portable DVD player and put on a movie for him...   and took his younger brother shooting.
  The poor 10 year old boy thought I was being Unfair, because I didn't want to watch a movie with him, and chose instead to shoot rodent's with his younger brother. I gave him the Choice to watch TV  or play with me.   He chose the TV over joining his Step-mother and brother on a wilderness adventure.  This nearly Pissed me Off.   He was invited,  but wanted to watch TV,  and demanded everyone watch it with him  so he wouldn't be lonely.  Piff !!!!   I have limit's to which I will go,  and  a boy of 10 year's old is not going to emotionally manipulate me into watching TV in a forest.
   I didn't drive them into the mountain's at great expense to go camping; to watch him WATCH TV !!!!
                    He could have just stayed with his mother, to become a Zombie.

   The second half of this Story is about a 10 year old Gypsy Girl I met while camping.
 
[ It will require a new post....   This girl is worthy of an entire chapter in my Story. ]

08.08.2017 01:20:51
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urban3115
Level 35
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 18860
Posts: 665
Freethinkerland
08.08.2017 05:53:25
urban3115

Women are life.. girl on girl action is a turn on, coming from a straight person!

08.08.2017 05:53:25
Call of the Wild. 
"Maybe that's why I love animals so much. You look in their eyes and you know exactly what's in their hearts."
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
08.08.2017 06:37:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

As a Lesbian  I totally agree....
  Men don't smell nice,  and act even worse......    The day's of Men being Gentlemen, are long past.......
   The future for women is just a lot of Pricks, who need to be cut Off from all sex, except the sort they find in prison.
   Karma.........    The most honest idea for Hyper-Sexually dysfunctional individuals.

  Women are better off just keeping men in cave's, and only used like live-stock.   Breeder's......  till castrated.
   Show me a man who can do something I can't do all by myself.
     Sperm?  
 I could obtain it with nothing more than wearing a SKIRT.
  One look at my naked body and pre-mature ejaculation is INSTANT.
  Men can't deal with Physical perfection as much as they masturbate wishing they could have sex with any pussy possible.
   The feminist movement  has Neutered all Men.  [and that is a fact]

08.08.2017 06:37:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.08.2017 00:39:55
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm guessing Urban3115 is !5 year's old,  and is still a virgin......
   His reply was totally virginal and contained nothing of value besides HORMONES and a HUGE dose of Pornography,

    I hope so; for a foolish girl will let him tease a pussy,  and after that....
                    He will KNOW what Hell is really LIKE.
   Till then,  I sort of Like Urban-dicks.
 Totally clueless about sex and it's consequences.....
   
   I want a baby..... SAFE sex be damned..........  
 Common MEN need not Apply.   They couldn't hope to pass my penis TEST.

09.08.2017 00:39:55
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urban3115
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32770
Reputation: 18860
Posts: 665
Freethinkerland
09.08.2017 02:41:52
urban3115

lol :D
 I'm a straight 21 year old woman working on a degree.
                          Your opinion is useless to me anyway.

[Minor Prime Bimbo EDIT  to MAKE the POST AWESOME.  The content was not changed...HLB ]

09.08.2017 02:41:52
Call of the Wild. 
"Maybe that's why I love animals so much. You look in their eyes and you know exactly what's in their hearts."
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.08.2017 02:45:31
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^   At least you laughed a little bit about my folly and Joke.
Bisexual obsessions,   OK..............   I can work with that.
    At least you are not IGNORED in this Thread..........
   <<<<<<Expect random Thought's...........>>>>>>>>
Opinions are like Assholes,   everyone has one.
 
66,000 opinion's has made me RUST[y]. (and a bit crusty.....  it is what it is...........)
   The Prime Bimbo is seriously disappointed in HUMANITY.
   Prove me WRONG and I will have an ORGASM.

09.08.2017 02:45:31
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urban3115
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32770
Reputation: 18860
Posts: 665
Freethinkerland
09.08.2017 03:36:40
urban3115

I wouldn't call myself bisexual. I'd call myself open minded... dick is great, raw, but I'm far too young for a baby.
-BC it is. 

09.08.2017 03:36:40
Call of the Wild. 
"Maybe that's why I love animals so much. You look in their eyes and you know exactly what's in their hearts."
Hypnotica
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10336
Reputation: 3186
Posts: 92
Freethinkerland
09.08.2017 13:57:15
Hypnotica

HeavenLeighBimbo 

You Should'int Shoot At Rodents Or Let Kids Shoot At Them,Ether. Animal Cruelty Is NOT Fun And You'll Just Turn Them Into Sociopaths,With No Empathy (You're Wrong If You Think It Will Always Stop At Rodents).




09.08.2017 13:57:15
"Well, yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don't really care. My own mother... thought I was a monster... She was right, of course, but it still hurt."

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