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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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luxokay
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03.06.2017 03:26:36
luxokay

I feel like bragging a bit tonight...

 I've finally finished all the assignments I had for this semester, and I got really great marks this semester, too! I'll be finishing this year at the top of my class. I really worked hard this year and it is finally paying off.

I also just straight up asked my boss for a promotion yesterday, and he was just like, "Yeah, sure. You deserve it," so I'm going to start training for my new position over the next couple weeks. I've been serving tea for two years, but now I'll be a keyholder. Plus, since I won't just be part time anymore, I'll have benefits! My physical therapy for my fibromyalgia will finally be covered. 

Just a couple of months ago, I literally wanted to die. Now everything is falling into place, and I'm finally getting acknowledged for all the effort I've put in the last few years. It feels good. 

03.06.2017 03:26:36
Melkanea
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03.06.2017 08:30:35
Melkanea

yeah i bought some beech "tatoos" costed me 500 then i realized i was naked and i could not use both... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, its my body if i want to overlap clothes that is my issue no one is gona tell me how to dress!! hahahahha

ps: awwwwwww 170B$ (BULLSHIT hahahahaha)

03.06.2017 08:30:35
kITTYStARZ921986
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03.06.2017 13:49:58
kITTYStARZ921986

luxokay wrote:
I feel like bragging a bit tonight...

 I've finally finished all the assignments I had for this semester, and I got really great marks this semester, too! I'll be finishing this year at the top of my class. I really worked hard this year and it is finally paying off.

I also just straight up asked my boss for a promotion yesterday, and he was just like, "Yeah, sure. You deserve it," so I'm going to start training for my new position over the next couple weeks. I've been serving tea for two years, but now I'll be a keyholder. Plus, since I won't just be part time anymore, I'll have benefits! My physical therapy for my fibromyalgia will finally be covered. 

Just a couple of months ago, I literally wanted to die. Now everything is falling into place, and I'm finally getting acknowledged for all the effort I've put in the last few years. It feels good. 

This is fabulous new! Congratulations on your hard work and on your new position..
I'm so glad that you have something to look forward to and that you will have coverage for your FM.


03.06.2017 13:49:58
luxokay
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05.06.2017 02:11:51
luxokay

Gloomy weather finally broke for this beauty. All the way across the sky. 

It was a long week... Wondering what tomorrow holds.

05.06.2017 02:11:51
HeavenLeighBimbo
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06.06.2017 04:43:56
HeavenLeighBimbo

Must SCREAM !!!!!!!!  AT MY DAY OFF-WORK !!!!

   OMG,,,,,,,        Creepy Man Alert !!!
      Fan's go insane around me......

  How should I tell this story of being molested................     
    A Man got totally lost admiring my body with no regard to money and safety......  Pure Lust, for the MOST un-obtainable Bimbo.
                        I have to admit the man had some Goals.....   just not one's I can help him with.........        My outfit tonight was,designed to pander too : Slut-Bait' to' oil-rig worker's.   A guest and client..
  At my Dance Party.      It is actually my fault.......      I was the one nearly naked on my property today when.........   'Shit happens' when I'm all alone......,
       Just me,  and    THIS HAPPENS:   ------<

   A [Stranger] Man actually offered me, an Airplane to have Sex with me today...... !!!!   No Joke !!!  He just saw me dancing in my yard.  No Fan Fair,  Just him driving up my road,  to see my estate.    My dancing with Nature.
 [ Stupid is always the result]

   I told him no,   but invited him to watch me dance for my friend's in an hour,  so we just had a few drink's by my pool.......    
       He offered a second time after a 'dedicated' dance for 'Jackie and Friend's',  to buy me a Boat,
                  to f*ck me.
    I said No......   and  just stuck to Jackie's side....   [trying to be invisible as her performer]....... [Small-town politic's with Lover's']

       The Man...   then offered to take me to a different bar, [and] i said,: let me get my Phone ,Gun,ID and money.......  I had nothing on me, at the time in a g-string and sport's top......

   He decided, [ That was a bit to dangerous.]
  He kept trying to put his hand around my neck, every time he got into my 'personal-space'......   I instantly blocked every attempt with martial art's maneuvers. Which made me uncomfortable...........      " All RED FLAGS UP."

     He didn't seem like he meant 'evil' intent.....  and just seemed to want to see my counter techniques.....  The man was Stunned by my total physical power, in such a tiny and SEXY body.   A Minor Fight Began.....
    
    Drunk men might want to think about assaulting a woman in Public,,,,,  He was doing so well, till he tried to put his hand's around my neck........  
   I took him OUT !!!!!!!.   BAM.......    I was half his weight,  but he was knocked out cold,  and his buddies cleaned up the mess Avoiding me.
  I was totally unconcerned with garbage..................

   A total loser, hit on a Cop'girl........ got her drunk on a day off,   and didn't even fu*k her............     I'm somewhat disappointed.....
         I was looking forward to kicking the ass of a man who put me on a 'Mantel'.   
   Every time he said how gorgeous I was,  I wanted to 'kick-him' in the face.  

[I'm serious,   being a gorgeous woman, in Movie-star-land with Rich men, who are STUPID, get's ridiculous.......

     'The' local community member of government,  just  got drunk and did molest me a 'little'.    I let him.....   just a little........
       American Men do appreciate 'Fit Women', that they rarely see anymore.........

    This event is 'Black-male' worthy....     One more Man is my SLAVE.   Nothing 'PC' ABOUT it............    Molest me and your DOOMED.  I will use it.
  My body is my tool Kit. Welfare mother's in Poverty with 5 different 'black'-baby-daddies, consider it a way of LIFE.        Creepy Men Get GROUNDED !!!!   No matter the economics or RACE.

    The odd thing, is   I wanted him/ 'MAN' to see me naked after so much respect for my body in just short's and a bra, and so much 'Chest Thumping' like a gorilla.   I would have let him |Fuck me],  if he didn't try to make me into a prostitute.....   I don't want his fucking useless Shit !!!!
     
   All he had to do was ask   and I would have gotten naked for free......     Stupid Men....   Conditioned to be Ass-hole's.  Now He has to do better than Airplane's and Boat's to touch my ass with ONE FINGER.   I love being a performer, NOT a WHORE.
           Useless.  :/
   My Body and mind  isn't cheep.     Just sayin'.........   I may have been nicer,,,  but it does give the man a CHALLENGE for 'NEXT TIME'.
     If I allow it.   He Better Have Something To Eat.........

Jackie's boyfriend's, work contact's are about to be 'Teased'.   I may accept an airplane,  for one sexual act.........   Just sayin'......  
    A bimbo, can 'whore herself' to FLY.   '  just not with this man.
                 He lost This Round of Playing with a Bimbo,   but.......    I'll give him a second chance............  
  He was thinking like a teen-aged 'walking -hormone'.    
                  Respect, is How you get into this girls pantie's.

  My happy song;.
    I'm not to timid to like, SIMPLE.

Don't try to impress me..........   That is the first mistake anyone can make with me.

06.06.2017 04:43:56
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
07.06.2017 05:14:33
HeavenLeighBimbo

My relationship with Jackie is so unusual.   Sister-Wive's seems to be a very perfect description.   I had an odd day, with just her and the Baby and her 'crashing' boyfriend.  He is a regretful drug addict.   he goes on Binges, become's an ass-hole,  then is a pathetic sight and shitty man for a few day's,  then get's 'high' all over again.   He was in recovery mode today,  and just mostly moaned,  and sat outside watching me and the baby play in the grass.   Poor Jackie,  was being the dutiful girlfriend,  then sneaking off, to tell me the stories about how 'pissed' she is at her boyfriend.

  I just took Tianne, the baby into my arm's and talked to her.   She is turning 2 on Sunday, and she was being the most intelligent living person  I was around all day.   Jackie looked absolutely gorgeous in an outfit I bought for her,  but her boyfriend was just being F'''ing stupid,  and was hurting her feeling's.
     I try not to be around him, but I cannot control where and in which direction he chooses to look, while coming down from drug's.  To be with Jackie, and Tieanne,  I must accept her Boyfriend too, in at least allowing him to see his daughter being taught to talk, by me.

   I even caught him laughing a few time's at some of the childish little rhymes,  I would make for the color's of object's in the yard the baby and I were playing in.   Every single second is a teaching moment to a 2  year old baby......'Play time' is School for babies.
                    I'm giving her baby an education Jackie could never afford herself.
     A sexy Private Tutor/lover/ and parent.   I hope she leave's the boyfriend for good one of these day's,  and permanently moves 'next door' into my home.
  We already have basically lived together for almost 3 year's now....
   Her children call me mom and mostly stay at my house,  in my son's old room's......,

 Her baby girl.......... Is a Whole other Story......

   I want to write about her today.
  I'm thinking about creating a new thread devoted to Babies.  We had such a good conversation about life today.....
   God amazes me every time I get to spend all my waking hour's with her....  A real/on the Earth/ living Angel.   Even Jackie had a hard time watching this relationship I had with her daughter...   She hasn't gotten the same sort of.....  response from her daughter  as she see's me get,  when I just simply talk to her.   Still very loving, but also very Different.  Jackie has never seen a professionally educated child development manager, before.   Actually she doesn't know about my degree,  because it has never been a subject of conversation before.....   But she does notice the difference in her older son's and now Daughter....    Today was one of my best teaching day's,  because it was just 'one-on-one' with the baby....   When the boys see me try to teach/play with the baby, they instantly want to join Micah's game's.  
This is OK sometime's  but  for teaching a child to speak perfectly,  requires complete attention to  the Listener and what she is looking AT.   In this case  The Baby learning to speak.    The boy's were with their Real father for the past 5 day's......   It has been a relaxing break,  but I can honestly say,  I'm baby hungry again......   I would be perfectly happy if Jackie got pregnant again, before she kick's a boyfriend out on his Broke Ass.

  Jackie has Beautiful DNA,  and make's the most attractive children, I've ever seen .  Her choice to Breast Feed her children has made her into a parent  I admire GREATLY.   This really is the key to making emotionally well developed children, ready to LOVE learning............  They are more capable of making emotional bond's,  and  never feel the need to throw temper tantrum's........
   Even without an emotionally lovable father/drug addict,  She doesn't even seem to notice him.    She just walk's to me or mom.
 
   While Jeremy was supposed to be watching Tieanne,this morning,  She managed to wander 200 yard's, to my Shop building.   I noticed her,  when she tripped over a small step onto the concrete floor, inside. Crashing to the floor,  she didn't even cry. She just got up onto her feet,  and held up her arm's out to be picked up and she then gave me a wet baby kiss and a baby-talk greeting.....
                  She was completely naked except a diaper.

      She also had to pass a 'bon-fire' I had set up, to burn some old  corral-fencing.....  I was shocked by Tieanne's sudden appearance in my shop.
 I picked her up,  and looked over at Jackie's house and saw Jeremy asleep in a chair on his porch.    Jackie no where in sight.   
   I just kept the baby till Jackie 'Texted' looking for her child.   She wasn't even concerned  that her baby walked 200 yard's past a huge fire, to get to me....   
      My heart however,  felt such pride.   Tieanne is one Hell of a brave 'Bimbo-in-training'.  I put my own work aside,  and just became her parent, instantly.
   I know Who is more important......  My baby-girl Tie-Tie.

07.06.2017 05:14:33
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luxokay
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07.06.2017 21:55:18
luxokay

Wow, Little lady sounds like she's tough as nails! And of course she's going to grow up one hell of a woman. 
If she can already recognize situations where she feels she isn't receiving the attention she needs, you know she's never going to take anyone's crap. Sounds like she is going to really succeed when it comes to getting what she needs in life, as well as protecting herself.
She is going to be so strong. 

07.06.2017 21:55:18
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
09.06.2017 09:26:26
HeavenLeighBimbo

What did I do Today?

  OMG/// what does an Actress DO?
   Just putting a boat in the water, with  Jackie's boyfriend turned into the most Bimbo moment,   I promise none of you will ever experience.............

   I refused to go on his Boat.......   I deemed it 'un-safe'.   I kept Tieanne the baby, and her brother's with me,  as Jackie went on the DOOMED BOAT.  It SANK,  like I knew it Would.  Technically  I was A Rented Driver,
 Fully paid an obscene amount of money to just drive a tractor with an over-sized load on land.....  Once I put the boat into the water,  it became the owner's problem to deal with.

     The Babies were in my care,,,,,,,   and much safer than with some stupid parent's  trying to land a boat,  with sticks of wood...................

Jerimie might be a good mechanic,  but a total fool with his wife and 2 year old daughter...........    I was having nothing to do with it...........
      TieAnne stayed with me on LAND,  and gave the young boy's a Choice.........     They also chose to stay on LAND with me........  That's impressive for Boy's around a Bikini.   \Girl's are 'icky, right''''''........   My boy's, seem to like Mommy#2.

   A Good Thing......  Jerimie, Crashed his Boat...........  and had to be rescued by the police..........  
   My sister-wife's husband is RETARDED.   You can't mess with STUPID,  but I CAN SAY NO,  and the Children, know who to listen to,  to survive..........
   Jackie stood by her man.....  
 Not faulting her,   but  she was one little Pissed-off-mermaid,  when she found her babies perfectly happy and playing with me....
     It was actually adorable because............  it happened right in front of a religious family......   
   She ran up to kiss me for JUST being Still Alive,  and keeping her Children on LAND,  with me..........    
   The religious Folk,  didn't quite understand why Jackie was kissing on a porn,STAR..........
   I'm not really,  but my clothing gives that impression too my RL community member's.....

   Jackie did a beautiful French Braid in my hair......    That is how much I'm concerned about 2 women who love each other, chooses to spend time together........         GURRRRRRRRR.          The men on the DOCK  were insanely ignorant, today.

  My body was in everyone's opinion  the Best ONE....
   You would have had to see the children and mother's of WELFARE MONEY in America  to really understand,  just how disgusting  the whole situation was      For An American Bimbo.

   Should EXTREMELY FAT, 14 year old girl's wear swimsuit's 4 sizes to SMALL,  for the budget of FREE junk'food and Soda? 
    Then,  OMG....  the loser boyfriend's of total welfare-breeder's..............
   Total Proof,  a man would fuck anything if it was warm.

   I hate being forced to go into public.with a perfect Body..............      Yet the children,  made me do it,  to rescue them from some STUPID parent's........  
Jackie TOO.   I may love her dearly,  but she is stupid...........    Totally American and 33 year's old........    Stupid,  but emotional...... WELFARE queen, even though  she Doesn't Need it......
   A Rich BITCH  needing Attention.......
              Breaking her of the HABIT of FREE Money is happening ONE CHILD AT a TIME.

   The boy's who love me, EARN the SHIT........  they want MOST.  Food is meaningless to them.....

  I stepped outside of my comfort ZONE,  and saw very Fat, and pitiful teen Babies///////
   Breeder's YES,   Parent's?, 
My task:

  They want Micah,  or Jackie's Cell Phone to play game on it.........    
                  Who is the Mother?
Both Boy's are currently 1 meter away from my body..................      in my house...........  Right next door to the woman who gave birth to them. 
And that is Just a few hours of my DAY..........   Piff...........
   Both boy's didn't even want to sleep in the guest room's...   they  fell asleep on the floor at my feet.

   I actually have a HUGE Story for Bimbolanders'''''
  Just the Tip' of the Burggy-Bit's.

     How much information is ' Too much.

   

09.06.2017 09:26:26
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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09.06.2017 18:35:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

  I want to write some more about my adventure, on dry land, with the children.

  We happened to run into a family also at the same lakeside-park, that the children were also in the same classes at school together.  The boys had an instant friend, so I didn't need to watch them very closely..   They were content to just play in an enclosed area for swimmers only.  This left me with a beautiful baby to play with,  and the mother of the Boy's school-mate to talk too....

   She was something special ......  !   Neon green hair.  Very fit body,  and 8 months pregnant.  She was even wearing Short's that would fit me.  [size 3]  She just didn't do up the button's....   She was so sexy !!!!!!  She let a complete stranger, touch her belly so I could feel the baby move around inside her....
  I couldn't take my eye's off of her.......   I don't know why,  but pregnant women, when they are happy and healthy, just draws my attention to them.

 Of course   the attention goes two way's.....  The Pregnant mother was wishing she could have my body at that moment in the sun.....  The men in her party just avoided me..  but I knew they were staring at my ass.   It was totally funny.....
     The men were all at least 12 inches shorter than me.  I'm a tall woman of 6 feet and 126 pound's.  I intimidated them so perfectly, only women dared to talk to me.  The children thought it was so fun  when I organized some game's for them to play.  suddenly  I didn't just have 4 boy's,  but all the children in the park,  Came over and asked to join my game's.........
  Just silly stuff really,  but I was the only adult actually paying any attention to the children.....   Other kid's notice this, too.  
    A girl of about 9 year's old was very sweet to me.   She had a good imagination,  so I used her idea's to make game's everyone could play.   That little girl was glowing, when she saw her idea's come to life, in basically a pool party, for children.
    We called the game,  Guppies, minnows  or sharks...... and mermaids....   [[[giggles]]]
      A silly game of 'TAG'  but narrated by me, in the form of a sport's announcer....  Adult's began gathering just to hear my narration of the water-sport.
  Men drinking beer,  and laughing at the only sport within 30 mile's......  Priceless......     They actually were watching their own children have FUN playing a sport.... in a form that they could understand as FUN.   The kid's only wanted to hear me call out " Shark',  and pick a name....
                  The rest of my 'narration's' were meant for the adult's to giggle at..........
   It is really fun to show people how to take kid's to a park.....   What started as a job,  turned into something MUCH more special to me.
  
      I got to touch a mother's swollen, baby-belly.  Her youngest daughter was nearly the exact same age as Tieanne.  it was an instant,'mother-to-mother, bonding moment, as we watched our 2 little girls meet a new friend  for the very first time......     God blessed me once again,  with a perfectly flawed day.
 
 Not once, did I step on board the boat I was hired to haul up a mountain road to a lake.  In fact I was re-hired  to haul the wreckage,  out of the lake area by day's end,... Instead.     It was a very profitable day,  in many way's......... A 3000% profit margin.     My cost's,  about $50 USD and my time playing on a beach.. LMAO  Jackie's boyfriend does pay his Bill's......   He is very good about that.
               The look of shame, on his face as I put the remains of his boat onto the trailer,  was Priceless, too. His plan was to put the boat in the water,  and drive it  to  the marina where he wanted to leave it for the summer, appox. 30 miles north in the lake.  150 mile's by land.  He didn't make it........

 He totally missed out on a FUN day on shore with the kids, and cost him a fortune anyways.......
  I had a Great day with the kid's...   Jackie was   'Not Happy' with her boyfriend/baby-daddy !!!!  
  I felt so bad for her, just watching the drama between them.....   at least they only fought, when the children were with me  and they couldn't hear what was being said.....  I knew what was going on ,  but  that side of Jackie's life is none of my concern.  I just kept the children occupied and focused on FUN.
    That's my role as 'step-mom' in the strangest relationship,  I've could never have dreamed of having.

09.06.2017 18:35:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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16.06.2017 01:14:57
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm in a depressed mood.   I shouldn't be,  but I am.
   The RL news in America and total hate speech on the internet towards anyone of a certain political party causing an internet addicted blogger to shoot- up a base-ball game for charity, is a SIGN of a breakdown in culture.
       , _____ and what is going on in Bimboland's with the Cheat-Account, has somehow brought into focus the moral ethic's of internet user's.
 
in my mind..   I'm a political leader trying to form a population of  those type's of people.........   Yes, self obsessed individuals !!!!
   It's right there in the name of our Citizens....   Bimbo's....
   Luckily we mostly just want to shop...........    But then there are the cheater's who decided to terrorize 9+ member's of our community. Even made an elaborate plan to set them up..  Why????.   What sort of Ethic's did that gamer show?   Any Human Ethics?    
    
   
Yes,  this week has made me very sad,  for Bimboland's....       The Ethic's in internet gaming is gone......Everyone demands what they want to be instantly given to them with the stroke of a keyboard. Or you MUST agree with them fully or your despised and mocked as stupid.  If you don't submit to their 'WILL' they have a mental breakdown and try to destroy everyone around them......
  The similarities are spooky.
     
I need a drink today.....   This one stupid criminal in both America and Bimboland's is about to cause the wrath of Law and Order-minded Government officials.     America is in for a serious wake up call,   just as London is also getting kicked in the ass, right now with open boarder's and terrorist's, Reaping what the politic's of un-earned tolerances and charity earned them, accepting a people Stuck in the 1st century BC intent on Killing or converting,  with no compromise..  Always exploiting weakness in the enemy.   Infidel's.
   and Bimboland's with it cheater's with no social and ethical human behaviour what so ever..... Always EXPLOITING women TOO to be better than everyone else.

   Yes,  I think it's OK to be depressed today.  :/ Modern Bimbo's / totally intent on kicking everyone, into grave's with new shoe's bought with 'Blood money'.
     I'm still forming the Laws of Bimboland's....   That's thirsty work.

    I wish there was still someone still alert to what is really going on....    Fixing,  Social destruction in a population is MY Challenge in Bimboland's.
   This is Politic's in Bimboland's.....    Working in a Pub relaxes me, when I know it's a fight I will never win.
  Earth has crossed the tipping point,  and the 'center of mass' is going to HELL very quickly, NOW.

16.06.2017 01:14:57
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Town Square.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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