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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.08.2017 18:14:02
HeavenLeighBimbo

OMG  really? ^    A child shooting a sling-shot at rodent's, shouldn't be allowed?
  How many do you really think DIED?
  ZERO
  Beside's  it is a culture thing where I live.    Teaching boy's how to handle weapons properly is smart.  A sling Shot is like the first BABY STEP's.......     While I was armed with my 9mm service weapon,   I never handed it to a child,   and never fired it at a mouse ether.....  I wasn't hungry,  and  wasn't frightened about mice looking for seeds to eat.
  
    There is very little crime where I live because criminal's know they may DIE and so they only rob and rape other known criminal drug dealer's instead.  Gun free area's have the highest crime rate's in America, simply because the criminal's know who to target...   The weak and defenseless.   Criminals are the only one's with gun's in those types of cities
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  "  But what about a mouses feeling's " ?  
           I really don't think a dead mouse will be missed to much in a forest.
  Bird food in any case is the eventual life of a rodent.
             Ever seen a Hawk with a 6 foot wing span, dive at a mouse at 150 mph [196 KPH]  but instead of crashing into the ground they delicately  pick a mouse off the ground with just its claws.........
                                   I do every day,  but mostly they like fat and juicy Rabbit's.
  My boys with sling shot's and rocks are rather harmless, compared to MOTHER NATURE.

09.08.2017 18:14:02
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
12.08.2017 17:17:37
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ready for the Absurd Bimbo Story Time?
   The past two day's I've been entertaining a totally sexy man.   I Like him because he is SMART, but will never have sex or hook up with him, because he is a fugitive from law enforcement.   I have to pretend I don't even know him.    I'm not on duty when he visit's, and honestly I don't even think he has a home, and doesn't have a phone.   I think he basically live's for the most part wherever the drug dealers are.   I don't want to know, and he know's it is something to NOT tell me.  

    The funny thing and why I allowed him to be a guest in my house for a few day's,  is his amazing automotive repair skills.  He fixed a truck of mine.   "The Bam'u'lance."  To replace 4 new part's I had purchased,  but not really needed installed because everything run's fine.  I just like having New Spare Part's for it at all time's.  It is a very important Truck to me.
       He really just wanted to work on such a beautiful Truck I think.  He charged me a 6 pack of Beer and a pack of cigarette's and some food and water for an adorable Puppy.     I'm serious !!!!!
           About 10 USD for a job that normally would cost about 600 USD.
So I treated him to a holiday in my home.   An actual bed in my guest room's,  and his favorite Chicken sandwiches,  and Smoked Pork rack of rib's made just for him while wearing just panties and a sport's bra........   He respect's me a lot and  I wasn't worried about him trying anything nasty with me.  He was so comfortable in my home,  he just slept most of the time,  and  I ended up taking  care of his adorable puppy of about 6 weeks old.  BTW,  I dislike Dog's, but for some reason they adore me.
      I must smell very nice to them and speak in the right sort of voice too......   The puppy didn't pee in my home, not once in the 2 day he was with his owner/ human man. 
   
            My only complaint with the visit, <  the Puppy ate the crotch of the pantie's >
                I was wearing when I got into a bathtub after the man fell asleep. I just dropped them to the floor, door wide open, because I hate closed door's.  I really wouldn't have minded if he was awake to talk to me while washing my hair and shaving my leg's.   He even earned that thrill for the repair work.   Men earn privileges with Me. 
 He stayed asleep the whole time.  Haha.....  Lost in Dream's I guess.  muhahaaaaa.....

           As soon as I got into the water the Puppy grabbed them and started chewing on them....
     The second a dogs mouth touched my pantie's they were trash to me so I didn't even bother to get out of the bath to rescue them.  I'll never find a pattern like that again,  but it was OK.....
  The puppy was actually crying when my friend had to leave, and didn't want to leave.   He fell asleep under my TV room chair with my panties in his mouth.   My friend came into the Computer room and saw me topless,  and had absolutely a shocked look on his face..   My pantie's being chewed up.   Good afternoon Sun-shine.  !!!!
             He needed to see what he is missing out on by not just attending a court date,  and becoming legal again.
    
         Note to self:  Shut the bathroom door before taking a bath next time;  When a man come's over with a puppy.
   I really wasn't concerned if the Man saw me naked....   He's never eaten my pantie's before.
    A really Good Man is hard to find.

12.08.2017 17:17:37
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
14.08.2017 00:18:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

I made the biggest mess today, and blew up a motor.....    OIL everywhere on my driveway........   I didn't even need it,  I was just playing with it...   and died a very leaky death........................  
            I should remind myself to never play with mechanical thing's while drinking beer.   Oh that's right I now have a huge OIL-Stain on my pure white concrete driveway TO REMIND ME !   bahh...

   Just how do men drink beer and fix things?
                            and win?

   Not my strongest suit I guess......    I am good at cleaning.........    One winter and it will be gone, and recycled.

14.08.2017 00:18:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
14.08.2017 17:58:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

I had such a wonderful night with Jackie's children.   Even the baby was part of the party.  Tieanne, was simply adorable.   She started to dance...  actually dancing in time with me and the music!  Complete with facial expressions, she was totally copying me at 2 year's 3 months.    I never had a baby girl,  so seeing something like this happen is very special to me.
   She has a new habit  She is escaping her father, and coming to my house completely un-attended.  I talked to Jackie about it,  and understands the danger of her walking along a highway to get to me.  It's not very far,  but it's not good to leave her in the care of the father.  He pays her absolutely no attention to her when he is High.

  I am worried though about the child's father.  He did something so dangerous last night,  I had to tell Jackie to stop him from getting Tieanne seriously injured  or dead.....  
  Fishing line+ lead weights+ two very immature and senseless boy + 4 foot long sticks + a baby standing next to the boy's + a father high on prescription drugs   =   a dead baby.
 
The father honestly didn't think it was a dangerous thing to hand the boy's  those items and encourage them to throw lead weight's as far as they could....  never once showing HOW to caste a weighted fishing line properly.   
    


14.08.2017 17:58:58
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Tinti
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5100
Reputation: 3532
Posts: 94
Agnostica
14.08.2017 18:23:38
Tinti

Hello, purgers! How are you all doing? I'm doing grea. I'm checking out some courses to take in the fall, spanish, ukulele courses etc, and I just came home from a lovey weekend trip yesterday. I visited my dad's bf's cabin with the fam, and we had such a good time. Lovely drinks and gourmet foods every day, just perfect for a luxury-hungering bimbo. And I got to cuddle my fave cat all throughout the weekend while writing on my book project :D

Oh wow, HB, that indeed sounds like a terrible situation for a baby to be in. Happy it ended well! And I could just imagine how cute that dancing situation was!

14.08.2017 18:23:38
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.08.2017 08:46:11
HeavenLeighBimbo

I am back from my holiday,  and it was SO Bizarre,   I'm not sure which part to post first about.......
   Does falling in love require a NEW TREAD?

22.08.2017 08:46:11
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Immortality, darling
Level 213
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7681977
Reputation: 84595
Posts: 895
Secville
22.08.2017 09:07:29
Immortality, darling

falling in love more than require it's own topic!

22.08.2017 09:07:29
Tinti
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5100
Reputation: 3532
Posts: 94
Agnostica
24.08.2017 23:17:18
Tinti

Definetly :D

24.08.2017 23:17:18
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.08.2017 00:49:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

I've been so overwhelmed with people, lately.
 
I had sex last night, just to get rid of a friend, so I could take a nap before I report for duty.
      It drove me insane all night long............... Thinking about why I have sex with Jose'.
   I took total control of this man, and purposely tried to make him have an orgasm as fast as possible.
  He take's what he get's, and is the perfect 'boy toy'.   I just didn't have time to play properly, not even with him.
     I finished him and myself off in less than 20 minutes.    
                    It seemed the fastest way to get rid of him.
[Thus the Thinking :   I  that was Slutty ?   Just because, I wanted to sleep?   
   Who hasn't also done this with a husband?  ]
   It was a frightening thought........

    I'm not taking my girlfriend Jackie's wedding  very well.........   It's a Long Story.......................  
   Did I just have Revenge Sex with a 'Safe Friend'....  ?????   OMG,   I am a Slut.

Maybe I'll share it_______________ 

27.08.2017 00:49:13
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
27.08.2017 00:49:13
HeavenLeighBimbo

I've been so overwhelmed with people, lately.
 
I had sex last night, just to get rid of a friend, so I could take a nap before I report for duty.
      It drove me insane all night long............... Thinking about why I have sex with Jose'.
   I took total control of this man, and purposely tried to make him have an orgasm as fast as possible.
  He take's what he get's, and is the perfect 'boy toy'.   I just didn't have time to play properly, not even with him.
     I finished him and myself off in less than 20 minutes.    
                    It seemed the fastest way to get rid of him.
[Thus the Thinking :   I  that was Slutty ?   Just because, I wanted to sleep?   
   Who hasn't also done this with a husband?  ]
   It was a frightening thought........

     I'm not taking my girlfriend Jackie's wedding  very well.........   It's a Long Story.......................  
   Did I just have Revenge Sex with a 'Safe Friend'....  ?????   OMG,   I am a Slut.

Maybe I'll share it_______________

27.08.2017 00:49:13
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