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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.11.2019 01:07:45
supahbimbo

Sounds like fun too 

06.11.2019 01:07:45
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.11.2019 02:16:37
supahbimbo

If we met and became friends in real life would you help me become more feminine like help me get fit and help me learn to walk in heels?

06.11.2019 02:16:37
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.11.2019 02:31:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

I would be surprised if you could keep your composure around me....
Being so sexy barefooted, might give you a heart attack......
   I might break a personal rule, and teach you how to do a 'couple's pole dance'.
   I will allow you to wear your underwear....   unlike my teacher. 
        She wanted me to be as bare as her,  for the skin contact on the metal pole.   Really,(!) it is that important.
  What was really funny was the secret 'trick' >   'Hairspray', coating the pole......    
My partner got me so sticky and wet ,  I would cling to the pole like a fly trapped on 'fly-paper'.
   OMG  it is making me giggle so much just thinking back on my younger year's......
  Nobody learn's like that anymore.  It's called sexual harassment, perverted,  or sexual assault. 
But  I had such a beautiful teacher in 'dance',  who made me feel like I was flying...........

06.11.2019 02:31:04
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.11.2019 02:32:48
supahbimbo

I mean would you go heels shopping with me. I would love you to be like my mistress and force me to wear heels.

06.11.2019 02:32:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.11.2019 03:20:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

No ^ I would do worse !!!!
  I'd make you dress as a gentleman, in a suit and pocket-watch.......

06.11.2019 03:20:23
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.11.2019 03:21:44
supahbimbo

But I don't want to. Fine you win I'll dress up like a  gentleman for you. Only because I love you 

06.11.2019 03:21:44
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.11.2019 03:33:54
HeavenLeighBimbo

You already are my husband     Figure that one out ? 

06.11.2019 03:33:54
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supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.11.2019 03:41:37
supahbimbo

We have a lot in common which is nice. I do enjoy talking to you. To find someone like you but my own age will be almost impossible.

06.11.2019 03:41:37
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61784
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.11.2019 03:50:21
supahbimbo

When will I ever find a  girl who is.

Hot
Have similar views on certain things 
Pole dancer
Loves bikinis 
Loves motorbikes

I would be lucky to find a girl with only one of these things. You got it all. You're my dream girl. 

06.11.2019 03:50:21
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695653
Reputation: 258933
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
06.11.2019 17:56:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

It takes a long time to become a 'half perfect woman'. 
      I didn't become wise till I married, had children, and held a stable single job for 20+ year's. 
               Before then I was just as silly, shallow and selfish, as every other common 'girl'.
My dead husband should be awarded the 'saint-hood badge', for just putting up with me till the day he died.   
Do you have a death-wish or something?
  I must have worn out his heart, with my sex-appeal at the age of 41.
           Or maybe he got tired of trying to perfect me and moved on to Heaven.
  I'm not an angel, nor the perfect woman.   I just try really hard and fail just as often as everyone else.
   Be careful putting me up on a pedestal.  You might make it so high, you could never reach me. 
However your flirtations with me are  very sweet.
  I love you too.  You might even meet a woman someday  and she might even have a trait I don't posses.
Please don't see me as an angel.  I'm good but not quite that good....... YET.  A few hobbies, and a sense of what I like to wear,
doesn't totally define me or any other woman for that matter. 
                    
Who know's, I may be a very sloppy and wet 'kisser'?   Haha  or ->
                A high maintenance bitch, who needs a text message every 15 minutes.... 
                                                                     NOT !!!!!!!



06.11.2019 17:56:39
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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