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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill
If we met and became friends in real life would you help me become more feminine like help me get fit and help me learn to walk in heels?
I would be surprised if you could keep your composure around me....
Being so sexy barefooted, might give you a heart attack......
I might break a personal rule, and teach you how to do a 'couple's pole dance'.
I will allow you to wear your underwear.... unlike my teacher.
She wanted me to be as bare as her, for the skin contact on the metal pole. Really,(!) it is that important.
What was really funny was the secret 'trick' > 'Hairspray', coating the pole......
My partner got me so sticky and wet , I would cling to the pole like a fly trapped on 'fly-paper'.
OMG it is making me giggle so much just thinking back on my younger year's......
Nobody learn's like that anymore. It's called sexual harassment, perverted, or sexual assault.
But I had such a beautiful teacher in 'dance', who made me feel like I was flying...........
Being so sexy barefooted, might give you a heart attack......
I might break a personal rule, and teach you how to do a 'couple's pole dance'.
I will allow you to wear your underwear.... unlike my teacher.
She wanted me to be as bare as her, for the skin contact on the metal pole. Really,(!) it is that important.
What was really funny was the secret 'trick' > 'Hairspray', coating the pole......
My partner got me so sticky and wet , I would cling to the pole like a fly trapped on 'fly-paper'.
OMG it is making me giggle so much just thinking back on my younger year's......
Nobody learn's like that anymore. It's called sexual harassment, perverted, or sexual assault.
But I had such a beautiful teacher in 'dance', who made me feel like I was flying...........
I mean would you go heels shopping with me. I would love you to be like my mistress and force me to wear heels.
No ^ I would do worse !!!!
I'd make you dress as a gentleman, in a suit and pocket-watch.......
I'd make you dress as a gentleman, in a suit and pocket-watch.......
But I don't want to. Fine you win I'll dress up like a gentleman for you. Only because I love you
You already are my husband Figure that one out ?
We have a lot in common which is nice. I do enjoy talking to you. To find someone like you but my own age will be almost impossible.
When will I ever find a girl who is.
Hot
Have similar views on certain things
Pole dancer
Loves bikinis
Loves motorbikes
I would be lucky to find a girl with only one of these things. You got it all. You're my dream girl.
Hot
Have similar views on certain things
Pole dancer
Loves bikinis
Loves motorbikes
I would be lucky to find a girl with only one of these things. You got it all. You're my dream girl.
It takes a long time to become a 'half perfect woman'.
I didn't become wise till I married, had children, and held a stable single job for 20+ year's.
Before then I was just as silly, shallow and selfish, as every other common 'girl'.
My dead husband should be awarded the 'saint-hood badge', for just putting up with me till the day he died.
Do you have a death-wish or something?
I must have worn out his heart, with my sex-appeal at the age of 41.
Or maybe he got tired of trying to perfect me and moved on to Heaven.
I'm not an angel, nor the perfect woman. I just try really hard and fail just as often as everyone else.
Be careful putting me up on a pedestal. You might make it so high, you could never reach me.
However your flirtations with me are very sweet.
I love you too. You might even meet a woman someday and she might even have a trait I don't posses.
Please don't see me as an angel. I'm good but not quite that good....... YET. A few hobbies, and a sense of what I like to wear,
doesn't totally define me or any other woman for that matter.
Who know's, I may be a very sloppy and wet 'kisser'? Haha or ->
A high maintenance bitch, who needs a text message every 15 minutes....
NOT !!!!!!!
I didn't become wise till I married, had children, and held a stable single job for 20+ year's.
Before then I was just as silly, shallow and selfish, as every other common 'girl'.
My dead husband should be awarded the 'saint-hood badge', for just putting up with me till the day he died.
Do you have a death-wish or something?
I must have worn out his heart, with my sex-appeal at the age of 41.
Or maybe he got tired of trying to perfect me and moved on to Heaven.
I'm not an angel, nor the perfect woman. I just try really hard and fail just as often as everyone else.
Be careful putting me up on a pedestal. You might make it so high, you could never reach me.
However your flirtations with me are very sweet.
I love you too. You might even meet a woman someday and she might even have a trait I don't posses.
Please don't see me as an angel. I'm good but not quite that good....... YET. A few hobbies, and a sense of what I like to wear,
doesn't totally define me or any other woman for that matter.
Who know's, I may be a very sloppy and wet 'kisser'? Haha or ->
A high maintenance bitch, who needs a text message every 15 minutes....
NOT !!!!!!!
Ximboland stats
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Next Prime Ximbo election: 01.01.1970
Next State Minister elections: 01.01.1970
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Best State Warriors this month:
nullplayer
- 2592261 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
mbbybbby
- 555319 points
State Minister - lvl 273
CarCrashBimbo
- 343302 points
State Minister - lvl 59
Susan Slutzky
- 275409 points
Senator - lvl 262
Eunyce
- 272687 points
Fashion Manager - lvl 260
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Sexiest this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 913117 points
Senator - lvl 307
AikiraSora
- 277862 points
Senator - lvl 121
Susan Slutzky
- 211304 points
Senator - lvl 262
lovelifegirl
- 199647 points
State Minister - lvl 257
Candy Cumalot
- 192475 points
Citizen - lvl 165
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Most reputable this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 2761 points
Senator - lvl 307
Chiiwi
- 2109 points
Citizen - lvl 57
I_Am_In_Your_Walls
- 1087 points
Senator - lvl 31
cd_lilly
- 540 points
Legal Alien - lvl 15
the weird aunt
- 520 points
Citizen - lvl 13
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Best fighters this week:
Spiffyfunpants
- 149 points
Senator - lvl 307
shyne
- 45 points
Citizen - lvl 12
Miss Beauregarde
- 41 points
Citizen - lvl 21
I_Am_In_Your_Walls
- 36 points
Senator - lvl 31
Kyele
- 29 points
Citizen - lvl 197
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Best debaters this week:
AltAcc
- 34 points
Legal Alien - lvl 44
liveangel
- 29 points
Citizen - lvl 281
Daisydear
- 22 points
Fashion Police - lvl 154
violaine
- 17 points
Citizen - lvl 25
Undeadangel
- 16 points
Citizen - lvl 207
