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The People v. SweetasNuts FOREVER

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
37
Created
11.06.2024
Author
halobear8

Poll: Is SweetasNuts FOREVER guilty?

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halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 15:27:28
halobear8

Bimbo Pimp wrote: (original post HERE)
craigslist-stripper wrote: (original post HERE)lol that tar pit is definitely guilty of slinging pointless inflammatory bullshit everywhere they go. surprised there’s only six instances given here! also happy to see halo using these trials to...
Katrynah just explained to you that there weren't any real death threats present. 

12.06.2024 15:27:28
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halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 15:40:56
halobear8

Jack Hammer wrote: (original post HERE)
Oh boy! Another pointless court case against a defendant who probably couldn’t care less. How are you guys going to screw up this one?
Oh boy! Another pointless account talking out of their ass because they've been here for a few months and don't care to learn how things work around here. I don't even know whose side you're deciding to take NOW, but it seems to be a side full of arrogance. You're so blissfully unaware, you're hating on the PH when the real thing you take issue with is a problem of SweetasNuts' doing.

These court trials are the most that mods can do about this behavior, thanks to SweetasNuts. SAN would rather nothing on the forums be policed and open up the forums to literally anything being posted (including things that break real life laws) + while mods can still manage the petty behavior from trolls, this is the best we are allowed to do. SAn did nothing about the multitudes of reports that were sent in during his term, even ones that attached proof that the behavior reported was against X/Twitter's terms of service (SAN said Ximboland would be governed under X/Twitter's terms of service). Again, your real enemy should be SAN but you're too dense to understand that.

Walk a mile in my shoes before calling me a fuckup. I spent the better part of yesterday creating these posts for SAN Parody and SAN FOREVER's trials. I also spent that time reading through their brainrot forum posts, comparing them to the list of rules to determine what rules they broke, writing out reasons why their forum posts were deleted to be sent as messages to them, and write out warnings to be sent to them through the Fashion Police MailWoman.

Tell me again how I'm not smart when everyone can clearly see it's coming from a place of your own insecurity. It's not even that difficult to figure out how Ximboland works but somehow it's above your level of comprehension.

But by all means keep plugging your ears and shouting "LALALALALALA," it's not annoying at all ;)

12.06.2024 15:40:56
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Jack Hammer
Level 51
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 101950
Reputation: 19371
Posts: 225
Freethinkerland
12.06.2024 16:18:21
Jack Hammer

ACB0221-B-9554-4-A0-B-BD2-F-06-E2-BC3-A2819

12.06.2024 16:18:21
craigslist-stripper
Level 234
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10629288
Reputation: 348926
Posts: 2083
Agnostica
12.06.2024 16:59:08
craigslist-stripper

i think it’s lowkey hilarious when haters like this guy act so superior and above it all, as if we aren’t all here playing an internet bimbo dress up game. if this trial is so dumb and pointless why do you keep complaining about it so much? just ignore it and go dress up your doll dude

12.06.2024 16:59:08

KatieBoutique
Level 302
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37950880
Reputation: 112286
Posts: 3406
Atheista
12.06.2024 17:33:10
KatieBoutique

I want to go through the first post and pull out the simple offending words used by the defendant...without all the rule book gobbledygook
but I just don't care enough to spend the time.

A cursory glance shows words like nazi, s/he, other words
directed at the Prime Bimbo and her contest.

I can't think of any way to make this particular trial entertaining.
But entertainment doesn't appear to be on the menu in Bimboland anymore.
Is exploitation entertaining?  I guess it could be...

Downvote me!  Don't forget!  I'll be hanging around...with my feet off the floor...down town!

12.06.2024 17:33:10

Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
13.06.2024 14:03:23
Bimbo Pimp

Halobear8 wrote " Walk a mile in my shoes before calling me a fuckup"

Halo halo halo you applaud that weirdo Rei for calling Katie a failure. In the post she belittled and used abusive bullying language. Saying that she failed at life and that no one likes her and that she has no friends. Yet here we are getting really upset at being called a failure. I would feel for you if you showed this compassion for Katie but you have no compassion for her. I call it as I see it. 

Nobody cares until it is too late for a person. Only caring after that person is hanging around with their feet off the floor. 

13.06.2024 14:03:23
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
14.06.2024 14:39:49
halobear8

Yes, Bimbo Pimp. + Katie can respond however she likes within the rules, just like I did. It's called freedom of speech, y'ever heard of it?

14.06.2024 14:39:49
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Bimbo Pimp
Level 64
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 201537
Reputation: 42719
Posts: 1913
Atheista
14.06.2024 15:35:04
Bimbo Pimp

A fascist's definition of freedom of speech is different from ours. 

14.06.2024 15:35:04
    - Bimbo Pimp
Join the Auditions!!!                                                                
halobear8
Level 95
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 683582
Reputation: 128062
Posts: 2174
Freethinkerland
15.06.2024 19:49:10
halobear8

That's where you're wrong, Bimbo Pimp. I'm not a fascist, no no. A fascist would use freedom of speech to oppress people. Kinda like you want to do. 

15.06.2024 19:49:10
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SweetasNuts parody
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9153
Reputation: 7703
Posts: 563
Atheista
15.06.2024 23:56:56
SweetasNuts parody

rightt sure it not like you delet post that cay you are nazi in them. opress people belief they have bout you. i sure this one will be delet to

15.06.2024 23:56:56
#Shut up and buy the Ximboland history book!

#FuckTehFashionPoliceAndPronounNaziGoverment!

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